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Note her tit is so floppy she has is flung over the crook of her arm.
Meet Cecily:
-Tumblr (currently inactive) [Archive]
-Twitter [Archive]
-Instagram [Archive]
-Facebook [Archive]
-Youtube
-Current Website [Archive]
-Archives of her first blog, Wasted Birth Control, dating from '04-'11
-Only existing archived post from her blog Uppercase Woman, whose search results she's had blocked from viewing on the waybackmachine.
The non-autists' Chris-Chan: Cecily has a sordid (at times downright ghoulish) twelve year history on the internet, enough content for her own wiki, and a cult of hate followers that number well into the thousands - fear not, none of these things have ever deterred her from producing milk nor will it ever. Cecily's ego is rivaled in size only by her appetite. Her delusions of grandeur paired with a chronic inability to shoulder the most basic responsibilities any adult is tasked with has made her a living breathing cautionary tale who's doing her damnedest to make her only child a meme, after killing the first two in the womb with her poor decision making and knee jerk reaction to practical advice.
Her neon pink hair is her signature.
Cecily displaying the milk of human kindness to a pregnant woman
Adventures in self imposed infertility. Cecily will desperately interject herself into anything in order to remain relevant, rewriting the history she's partially purged but not forgotten by anyone familiar with her. She introduced herself to the internet with an infertility blog, her trouble conceiving was attributed as a combination between her weight and her husbands low sperm count. It's difficult for people the size of aquatic mammals to get pregnant. Did she lose any weight prior to making her mother-in-law foot the exorbitant bill for infertility treatment and IVF? No. Did she do a lot of lying about dieting? Yes. Most recently she wrote this emotionally charged piece complete with this banner:
Fuck You, Trump. My baby was “ripped out of my womb” because I was going to die.
Highlights:
What she neglected to mention is that her preeclampsia was perfectly avoidable and she was warned by her doctors repeatedly that if she didn't watch her weight and salt intake she ran the risk of getting it and losing her pregnancy of twin boys. What did she do after being informed of this? Immediately went out bought an extra large order of tater tots she then soaked in ketchup as a "fuck you!" to the doctor for body shaming her. She didn't lose them both at once, and you'd think the death of one would have come as a wake-up call to get her shit together after months of expensive treatments and emotionally draining the infertility community for support (to their shock she complained when she found out they were male, any of those women would have been happy with a baby whatsoever), but no. It was a blessing:
To the surprise of no one, she lost the other one as well. The blog post is significantly less dramatic than her modern telling of the story, she's more than likely exaggerating for asspats.
Cecily mentally and emotionally abuses the child she did manage to have. Cecily, undeterred by something like a conscience, continued her vampiric relationship with her MIL's bank account. She braved countless more infertility treatments on someone else's dime until she was finally blessed with the baby girl she always wanted. Tori. It wasn't enough that she was a girl, or survived nine months in a sociopath's womb. Miracle baby wasn't snowflake enough so instead of acting as a parent to the child she acted as a coach to turn the kid into a fat dyke while her age was still in single digits. Even as a toddler Tori has resented having every aspect of her life posted on social media, her mother would record her crying and she'd plead not to be filmed and it would be posted anyway. Eventually this instinctive desire for privacy and dignity was trained out of her, Cecily would post videos of the kid engaging in pillow talk for the world wide web with no concern of this being a draw for pedophiles who know Tori walks alone to school (and which school) through a dangerous ghetto each day. Cecily and her husband (Charlie) are deadbeat parents who somehow still have custody. Tori's being brought into the world inspired neither to get real jobs and she's spent her young life mired in unnecessary financial turbulence. Her mother ebegs for money, buys the newest iPhone (brags about it) and purchases a second hand mattress and bedding for her child with the leftover scraps. More important than books, proper schooling, decent clothing and other living necessities is affording dangerhair dye jobs for the kid. Her interaction with Tori is limited to lecturing her on LGBTQRSTUVXYZ issues, otherwise she leaves the kid to play minecraft or fuck around on the internet.
Cecily encourages her to draw smut
The Ravishly article in which all the years of bullying, neglect and brainwashing paid off and she got to brag to the world about her just turned 10 year old coming out as "pan sexual" at pride.
On top of this, the school Tori is sent to isn't a real fucking school. There is no curriculum, kids aren't taught math or english if they don't want to learn it, repetition (essential for learning when there's no natural aptitude) is non-existent. The teachers aren't vetted, they aren't trained, and they don't have be qualified for the job titled. Students aren't given a diploma after, they have to pay to take the test for a GED after "completing" it. Disturbingly, if a six year old and a teenager want to be left alone in a room together, the teachers are told to respect their privacy. Essentially the kids get to do whatever the fuck they want, and that's normally play on whatever games on their phone their parents let them buy from the app store. Tori is more than likely functionally illiterate in both math and english.
Cecily's house is a bio hazard. Before her husband lost power of attorney over his incapacitated mother they had bought themselves a trailer, and then a nice house in the suburbs they managed to trash beyond repair. Charlie laid a priceless oriental rug down on the lower level of the house that then became a litter box for their multiple cats and dogs over the course of five years. Once foreclosure loomed over their heads because access to her MIL's life savings was cut off did Cecily realize their floors, now permanently damaged from years of festering dog and cat feces and urine would be an impediment to selling the place. Once they were in a rush to spruce the place up they noticed that their back porch had become a graveyard for mice and rats. Charlie thought this was super cool and posted pictures of all the skulls on his flickr account, not once within five years had either of them noticed the stench of death and decay emanating from it. Their back window got busted out and instead of repair it with their ebegging money they just taped a trash bag over it and griped about how cold it was in the winter. Cecily bragged about only cleaning the bathroom twice a year and one of her new years resolutions to herself was bathing more than once a week.
In depth description of state of disrepair the house was in made later in the thread:
Ultimately, their unwillingness to find any employment and total disrepair of the house lead to the bank swooping in and taking it, Cecily of course lied and said they sold it in favor of living in a Philadelphian ghetto to act as its pioneer gentrifiers. lol ok. Cecily hasn't made a habit of walking her dogs or caring for her cats in the rental property either. This OP is pretty lengthy, but let me give you a brief introduction her her husband.
Charles O'Hay. Like Cecily, Charles is a artistic bohemian at heart therefore too good to get off the couch and get a job to feed his family. Instead is likes to laze around the house writing shitty poetry, and when he can be bothered to go outside it's to take creep shots of young women on the street, normally in short skirts.
Poetry site [Archive]
Flickr [Archive]
Sample of his talents:
Her ebegging, shoddy workmanship on sites, shady life coaching, and countless other things haven't been touched upon in this OP but will be filled in later, no doubt by the countless people who loathe her. The ride never ends with Cecily. She also likes to fake diet and pat herself on the back for her non-results, so I'll leave you with this:
STUNNING WEIGHT LOSS RESULTS:
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Special thanks to @JSGOTI for running a background check.
Edit: some salient points made later in the thread:
Cecily was diagnosed multiple times by multiple physicians as bipolar she shrugged this off by assuming they were jealous and intimidated by her fierce personality and bold intellect.
This isn't the only time Cecily refused to believe in facts that were inconvenient and upsetting to her. She has been diagnosed as bipolar by multiple doctors, but according to Cecily, they were lying and instead reacting against her confidence and intelligence.
Graphic instance of animal abuse:
Charlie and Cecily, who used to work in a vet's office (where she stole thousands of dollars from the doctor who took a risk on employing her unskilled ass), had an elderly cat. Cecily thought she was being impish by blogging that she'd been a "bad cat mommy" and hadn't brushed the cat or paid attention to it for months. Its fur got so long and matted that the cat ended up with a grooming wound from trying to free the matted fur. The wound got infected, and as Cecily and Charlie neglected this animal, the infected wound was soon bursting with maggots.
Reminder--we only know this because Cecily thought it was a cute story for her blog.
Oh and the cat was purring as the vet was pulling maggots out of its wound, so Cecily deduced this meant the cat was happy in spite of all the pain and anxiety of being strapped to the vet's table. Of course if Cecily remembered anything from the time she was stealing money from a vet, cats purr when they are in extreme distress.
Whoops! Luckily, Cecily got a hilarious blog post out of the cat's ordeal!
Cecily's famous blowjob post, retrieved by @JudgingYou:
There is more than likely nothing CPS can do for Tori at this time.
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