random_text.txt

[Stilgar of Troon]

Get the jizz out of your ears and listen to me, Garcia: that isn't how the English language works

 

[MediocreMilt]

It not like every autists are different and may or may not have a obsession over routine

 

[Krystal]

I post wherever the fuck I want, cunt.
I can chose to be gay and go right back to straight.
My body, my choice.

 

[Positron]

Obama's signing DTV into law did more to kill Elmo and Big Bird than the Republicans ever could.

 

[verygayFrogs]

He looks like a failed clone of the Angry Video Game Nerd.

What are the odds he's into squid-kids?

I know why you like Toriel, Cansin. It's because you're a furfag who likes hugging fat furry characters.

Congratulations furries, you've made me root for communists.

Now I'm curious how fucked up do you have to be that other dog fuckers find you dangerous.

What the fuck is in the water in Vancouver that makes people sad fucking trannies?

Lol that goat gaaaaaaaaaaaaay!

This is how Uranus becomes Urectum in the 31st century.

BLACK HOLES MATTER

All "kins" are stupid especially if its with le virgin with rage cat.

Once a sperg, always a sperg.

I swear to satan, I beg of you to stop.

Grandma nearly got cremated on the freeway.

If you still like Star Wars in current year you gay AF.

@CatParty is a fag

No Ms.Bond you cannot raise me a pair of Jordan's

It's totally reasonable to take a handgun to Disney World."

Her knees are fat, and I would not want to get a kneejob from her.

She looks like a troon porn star now.

imagine being an Olympic athlete and being insecure about your fat knees

How come every time some pumpkin spice basic bitch takes a selfie it's STUNNING and BRAVE, but when I send unsolicited dick pics to my kid's French teacher it's a "crime"

On this day I am happy that Lindsay Ellis got drunk enough to tell the truth. It puts a smile on my face.

The PBS vodka aunt with the most savage burn of 2020. Wew Lordie..

fat fuck kid eats so much his mom put an alarm on the fridge

based fit grandpa, probably single handedly liberated Belgium in both world wars

What used to be a kink is now indistinguishable from a virtue signal

Etiquette rules, brought to you by the people who burn your cities, want you dead, and your children's lives ruined.

If "meow" triggers you and turns you fucking autistic

"Meow like a cat" seems like one step removed from "Bark like a dog, slave"

Insulting a man's waifu be worse than insulting his mother.

"I stopped maintaining my appearance and I'm gonna call myself non-binary to get away with becoming a disgusting piece of shit"

Why am i even trying anymore...

Fix your title, fix your pictures, fix your formatting, kill yourself.

They should play the simpsons theme at her funeral.

"HEY YALL, SCOTT HERE"
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Pancakes are for prissy, dog-touching faggots.

Hmm... Should this be a random.txt or do we already have a autistic declaration of destruction quote?

i can't tell if this is a troll or not goddamn it's so autistic

 

[round robin]

https://kiwifarms.st/threads/a-thread-about-chickens.79506/post-7761878

You're a horrible person and I wish you the best.

 

[SIGSEGV]

I'm going to crush on your tight lil fox hole till it's nice and raw. <3

 

[Medical Hawaii]

Don't we all dunning a little kruger now and then?

I may not be as smart as I think I am, but that doesn't change the fact that most people are fucking stupid. You think "nobody is that stupid" and they prove be you wrong every time.

OP has proved to be that stupid

 

[Cuck Shack]

I have invitations from Palestinian Muslims and it's not because they want to lure me there and toss me off a roof.

 

[Jonah Hill poster]

I'm still very confused where a game where you play as a steroid addicted straight women who brutally murders a lesbian woman's adopted father and then beats the shit out of said lesbian and her girlfriend is considered woke and progressive.

 

[verygayFrogs]

Only the autistic ones that live in the Internet

 

[Dark Edea]

”I asked my mother to have sex with me during that horrible year of 2011 out of pure desperation, twice, and once in 2012...Which she should have done. The fact that she didn't shows just how much she cares about me and my frustration. In any normal country she'd be killed for that alone.”

[Desire to know more intensifies]

 

[Doctor Placebo]

Even her fake personality will have Geoff begging people to buy it's nudes.

 

[TFT-A9]

[Desire to know more intensifies]

I think that was Marjan. Feel free to browse his thread, it's a ride.

 

[The Littlest Shitlord]

LauraKBuzz claims to have "gender euphoria" and will have a book called Things I Learned from Mario's Butt published soon.

 

[KiwiFuzz]

But fuck Audubon, fuck ABA and especially Nate Swick, and fuck Sibley as well for not running when he had the chance.

 

[WolfeTone]

@AStupidMonkey
There once was a Joshua Moon / Who delighted in mocking buffoons / Which they found with great fright / Said "censor this site!" / But nobody listens to troons.

 

[mr.moon1488]

Pretty much anything and everything in this.

 

[Jonah Hill poster]

#metoo is the reason why I carry a gun now, because if I'm ever alone in a room with a woman for any extended amount of time it's easier to shoot myself than to deal with any bullshit that comes up later.

 

[tuka]

I think our Aryan Queen is criminally underrepresented. One of the more memorable ones were like

Stalin and trotsky go "head to head" in penis battle - ultimate decider of the superior

it's a bit to hard to sift for good non-sequiturs in her sea of psychotic piss.