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[Blackhole]

This man is 100% pure uneducated shit takes.

May he rest in peace (sexually).

 

[／Ｏｕｒ Ｌａｄｄｉｅ／]

I told them all 'transnigger' exists, but nobody believed me.

 

[Marshal Mannerheim]

Scorbunny-P: “I can't sleep. You know I keep thinking about mr.null and Bolsonaro and his frime família what are they thinking right now and what is their ambitiom. Bolsonaro and his crime família want to kill...”

Scorbunny-P (@Scorbunny-P@kiwifarms.cc): “I can't sleep. You know I keep thinking about mr.null and Bolsonaro and his frime família what are they thinking right now and what is their ambitiom. Bolsonaro and his crime família want to kill...”

kiwifarms.cc

https://kiwifarms.cc/notice/A3Gk8t0kA0uSidmPPU

https://kiwifarms.cc/notice/A3FIU1P1jP6Uta9yd6

Null's new nemesis is fucking epic.

Are we going to get any lolsuits from this guy or?

 

[verygayFrogs]

Gotta love a good @Scatparty article

President Joe Biden found suffocated with a pillow on his face.

Fuck the bean water

It was written while the author was snorting coke and their own farts.

 

[CatParty]

I type: P. O. R. N. G. A. Y. Enter.

https://kiwifarms.st/threads/im-a-lesbian-and-i-love-getting-my-rocks-off-to-gay-male-porn.83495/

 

[Inventor of the Telephone]

Surely if this guy was going through the effort to shoot his dick off, he'd deal with the balls or would have dealt with the balls already

 

[Leonard Helplessness]

That's how you know the furry fandom is progressive. They're making great strides towards racial equality, and so black girls are fucking dogs too.

 

[verygayFrogs]

When your dog is Dick Cheney

Brits/Irish have a thing about adding table salt and pre-ground pepper to the finished dish, it's weird. They are notorious for under-seasoning while cooking. I blame Hitler for not bombing them enough.

That was a lot of text and not a lot of hentai. Check out Dinarangers.

Your brother gropes you, your family tries to cover it up, and your "real family" are the people who know and adore you for having sex on camera and have actually masturbated to you.

Are we sure this is the reason pornstar punishment was nuked?

Denmark doesn't give any shit about nudity, or sex. A healthy thing compared to the state of America, where a public nipple is a war crime.

It could never last. She's a hobbit and he's a gay fish.

Dan "The Hymen Divider" Schneider could not be reached for questioning.

You can tell that Dan Schneider actually wasn't involved this time due to a lack of feet-based questions.

Comparing Stacey Abrams to Fat Albert was very offensive and hurtful to Fat Albert

I don't give a shit if you're an Antifaggot or a Trumptard, leave animals alone.

I’m tired cause I’m hungry

"I am appalled by this display of awful parenting!"
"Sir, you broke into my car."

That's how much "do not want" strangers feel for your crotchspawn.

 

[keyboredsm4shthe2nd]

Will you need to put a cast in your rancid oscer meyer for it to heal together or is it just a dead piece of bone and you have to have surgery to remove it?

 

[Get_your_kicks_with_30-06]

so uhhhh.... i lost my anal virginity

 

[Memento Malum]

Related to above:

i really don't need to tell my friends that shit so i went with a lolcow forum

 

[Hamplanet Fitness]

"You really want to know how hated Trump was? I often make astral visits to hell." -Stephanie Cianfriglia

 

[KiwiFuzz]

But really the most important question is, were those skin-tagged nuts waxed?

 

[kazuhiro]

you know what guys? nevermind. I'm just going to sit here and eat the sugar in the house and kill myself via diabetes. okay?

source

 

[keyboredsm4shthe2nd]

My husband is the one working a job he hates while I stay home and bully fat girls on the internet. Thank you.

If we're going to date, you need to be comfortable with the smell of my poo.

 

[Return of the Freaker]

EAT A CARROT MR.NULL.

 

[big ups liquid richard]

I did it. I took reddit off my phone

 

[Jonah Hill poster]

You got fucked up the butt, probably while you were drunk, went home, cried, and posted about it on Kiwi Farms. This was not a good series of decisions.

 

[Marshal Mannerheim]

@albert chan
I'm assuming the furries are at it again?

 

[verygayFrogs]

Remember, all this was discovered because @Dynastia asked @MysteryWoman about her pussy..

I read this, and now I feel bad for masturbating to my Sims having modded sex when my internet was cut off.