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[TFT-A9]

"I'd rather eat snot and diarrhea vomittied out of a buffalos dick"

 

[Zero Day Defense]

I learned the hard way that video game romances aren't real when I saved the princess from a giant reptile, and she ended up hooking up with my lazy brother. Super Mario 3 blackpilled me at an early age.

 

[keyboredsm4shthe2nd]

I don't wanna be proud of the fact that I'm a disabled retard!

 

[PhoBingas]

Why would Null just st8 up lie like this?

 

[Hamplanet Fitness]

"On three separate occasions, I was fired from a job and hospitalized for trying to kill myself. The last time, I ate hand sanitizer in the boss's office. But sure, just insert me into retail, that would go fine." -Stephanie Cianfriglia

 

[Antipathy]

His smegma is probably blue cheese due to how horribly he treats his body.

I'd love to give to Kevin's troonformers fund but sadly my budget for donations to insane people is all tied up in buying silver coins from a terminally autistic man in the Ukraine.

 

[Anne Hyroe]

Some incels shoot up sororities; other incels force firemen to touch their naked bodies.

 

[PhoBingas]

I'm saving myself for Jessica Yaniv!

 

[Jonah Hill poster]

If you're feeling insecure about yourself to the point of being intimidated by a furry you're a fucking faggot.

 

[verygayFrogs]

now playing: spicgirlsfuckdogs.mp3

Wouldn’t it be sacrilege to fuck cows?

'space pickle'

have they tried asking normal people instead

I want everything about my sex pest antics OFF THE INTERNET!!!!

White women have been on an absolute tear of boxed wine and personality disorders these last few years.

If I wanted my sexual advances rejected, I wouldn't be playing games, I'd be messaging null again

I don't wanna be proud of the fact that I'm a disabled retard!

If Male-entines Day isnt the title of a gay porno it should be immediately

Quoth the Raven: 'nigs gonna' nog.'

 

[Antipathy]

I swear this is the only site and perhaps the only thread where people will get into an autistic flame war over farmers markets. Never change, kiwis.

 

[TFT-A9]

Just take your pick really.

 

[Jewthulhu]

 

[Enoby Way]

request for this thread: do not compliment my penis that's also weird

 

[keyboredsm4shthe2nd]

I'll miss all the Britbong Farmers, after they get the coof, and are left to die like the retards they are.

 

[PhoBingas]

This discussion is clearly the work of Russian bots.

 

[Marshal Mannerheim]

You are doing also racism.

 

[Antipathy]

Really all they want is to lie there while mommy changes their diaper, literally and/or figuratively. Feckless neets with no skills or assertiveness, sexual or otherwise. And pushing 40, as many of them are, is evidently too late to do anything about it other than completely give up - and try to distract yourself with stuff like cartoon drawings of yourself as a fat mouldy rabbit larking around with a big inflated blueberry or whatever.

I'm a furry and I find this disgusting

 

[Marshal Mannerheim]

Lol you think calling someone (even oneself) a faggot is rude to them on a shitposting forum. Welcome to the internet.

Henry the 8th was apparantly cucking the black hebrew israelites.

 

[Positron]