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[Antipathy]

You retards are such fucking faggots that you can’t spot that the pastrami guy is a cop.

That is beyond Islamic. It’s like SUPER HARAM.

Every last one of them is an absolute chad. They're the only natives that have the balls to tell the queen and government to shove it, they do everything in their own moon rune language and until like a century ago were basically stone age hunter gatherers. They've never seen a tree and eat raw fish eyes as a delicacy.

Just for shits they'll hunt whales on a kayak.

I'm like 90% sure this fat weirdo is a virgin cause he talks about sex like a middle school boy trying to impress his friends does.

 

[KiwiFuzz]

I almost spilled my spaghetti everywhere to prove the point that NO, you can't deal rationally with someone on drugs.

 

[Return of the Freaker]

She was pretty hot, only 21 (and I'm significantly older), and even though she hadn't shaved her legs in a few days, she had her big turkish milkers hanging loose in a hoodie.

 

[keyboredsm4shthe2nd]

Okay but did he eat a guy or not?

I only mildly care if he ate a guy. And even then only if the corpse didn't give consent.

 

[vulg]

do you really want to put your trust in a website that defiled the memory of Ruth Bader Ginsburgh?

 

[TFT-A9]

Oh you absolute piece of shit Kero.

 

[Marshal Mannerheim]

You can have autism and not work with the autism-industrial-complex.

 

[Duncan Hills Coffee]

Barb will die and explode into a swarm of bees.

 

[Pickle Dick]

“Everything fucked doom n gloom, but i’m too lazy to actually do anything”

 

[keyboredsm4shthe2nd]

This is why white people don't put all that fucking sugar into Kool-Aid. You know what happens when they flavor their food? Fuck around and find out!

Either way, Okies are O.K. with me. Black Lives will never Matter in bumfuck tornado alley's high school gym.

 

[keyboredsm4shthe2nd]

How can a naked body be so unarousing, seriously I’ll jack off to almost anything and even I’m struggling

 

[verygayFrogs]

How the fuck is Space Jam important to anybody

Banned from the internet for thinking about Jesus' cock too much

Imagine having 8 dicks and no woman wanting to touch a single one of them willingly.

we get it you actual autistic faggot, you hate pokemon since the core "catch em all" monster collector shit isn't 'gameplay' and any semblance of plot or character in the games isn't 'gameplay' to you either. go back to jacking your dick to tifa lockheart already since you clearly don't enjoy anything this series offers.

 

[The Un-Clit]

“confederate nazi jihadist crossdresser with a scat fetish.”
This person certainly disproves the existence of a loving god.

 

[KiwiFuzz]

Women don't give a fuck what your opinions are. You can quote Hitler on the 3rd date and it doesn't matter at that point.

 

[verygayFrogs]

Ohio is fat and I would not have sex with it.

Don't forget the PENIS TREE:
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'Merica: Where you spend years in jail for having the wrong kind of plant, but it's okay to rape a dog.

DON'T GET DEPLATFORMED AT 3AM (GONE SEXUAL)

CASTING A DEATH SPELL ON COLOSSAL IS CRAZY AT 3AM. (GONE WRONG) (BUDDY DIED OF CARBON MONOXIDE POISONING)

 

[Hamplanet Fitness]

So what if she's secretly a TERF who's taking money from the mentally ill to mutilate their genitals because she thinks it's funny?

 

[keyboredsm4shthe2nd]

It's also moments like this I think I should take prayer and supplication back up before Saint Floyd descends from heaven to T pose me and steal my bike.

Yeah no that's nothing just fucking dunk it out and play b-ball with the fetus whatever LOL

 

[Sexy Senior Citizen]

Don’t besmirch the name of Chris Chan like that.

No offense, but if that makes Chris a pornstar than Josh is a botanist.

Has anyone tried telling him that the superior future is on the other side of that airlock?

Not necessarily, we could always use more satellites.

"Inside me there are two girls" … room for ten!

he is a chronic masturbator

The best part would be that unlike the Australians, they wouldn't breed.

ONCE A MONTH? For bog standard greasy thin white people hair? Holy shit the smell.

I don't deny she needs meds on top of staying away from weed.

I swear to god I will fist fight the lot of you.

 

[Law]

Is everyone in the chat but Fat Heidi dying? Or dying-adjacent? It's like a fucking misery Olympics.

 

[Antipathy]

She’s rubbing those cheap, synthetic clothes all over her fucking fupa wound man

Intelligent Calcium warned us, but we did not listen...

How am I supposed to know that the nerdy guy in the produce section wants to wear my flesh as a skin suit unless he puts on a Christmas-themed maternity shirt and grows out his thinning hair?

Is it just me or does KF have a new feature where you can smell posts?

Isn't it illegal to sell stuff like body fluids on account of it being a biohazard or something?