random_text.txt

[Handsome Pete]

bend over so I can shove my paw up your pony tail hole back to Japan

 

[Randall Fragg]

@strikerwolf1: Hey look at null the owner of kiwi farms that bully site. JOSH MOON IS HIS REAL NAME NULL MORE LIKE DULL FUCK U

 

[ToroidalBoat]

KIWIFARMS.COM SUCKS DONKEY BALLS

Spoiler

(apologies if this one's been posted already)

 

[Watcher]

1. https://static.kiwifarms.net/data/avatars/s/1/1357.jpg?1438708580 A moment ago FramerGirl420:
   Null more like dull

 

[autisticdragonkin]

I would be so overwhelmed by his ability to google "big cock" that I would instantly fall to my knees, send him nude pictures of my body, and beg him to take me now.

 

[Peter Capaldi]

"I look like a Mexican"

Spoiler

 

[TM Ambrose]

"When I was 13 i wad raped by a Puerto Rican and 14 I was jumped by blacks for being silly that was staff at the sleep away school I was in"
-Striker Wolf

 

[Peace and Harmony]

"Even immiserated myself to the point of suicide attempts"

 

[JU 199]

1. https://static.kiwifarms.net/data/avatars/s/7/7480.jpg?1439688171 A moment agohood CASH:
   Every time I see it, I know there's another autist getting fired up in his sweaty arm chair

 

[JU 199]

1. https://static.kiwifarms.net/data/avatars/s/7/7480.jpg?1439688171 A moment agohood CASH:
   Katsu told me he send your posts to his friends and they fucking die laughing at how dumb you all are

1. https://static.kiwifarms.net/data/avatars/s/7/7480.jpg?1439688171 A moment agohood CASH:
   @ @Mr. 0, No you idiot. Katsu has fooled you because your autism is blinding

1. https://static.kiwifarms.net/data/avatars/s/7/7480.jpg?1439688171 A moment agohood CASH:
   @ @Valiant, You wanna see my cock?

1. https://static.kiwifarms.net/data/avatars/s/7/7480.jpg?1439688171 A moment agohood CASH:
   @ @Pandas Galore, Katsu is my friend you fucking moron. He asked me to come here and fuck with you

1. https://static.kiwifarms.net/data/avatars/s/7/7480.jpg?1439688171 A moment agohood CASH:
   @ @Watcher, What a dumb faggot you are

1. https://static.kiwifarms.net/data/avatars/s/7/7480.jpg?1439688171 A moment agohood CASH:
   Let me just try real hard to impress some people who all JUMPED at the possibility of seeing my cock

 

[JU 199]

I might record playing mount & blade before i leave so you guys can see my awesome blocking skills with a sword

 

[CatParty]

Anonymous 08/18/15 (Tue) 22:22:37 e0bfc5 No.152883>>152894 I admit to downloading Rule34 of this show, but only for the human characters.

 

[John Daker]

Basically anything StrikerWolf says. Some highlights include

• NOT GAY military k9 unit soon
• HIS REAL NAME NULL MORE LIKE DULL FUCK U
• this is the asshole the faggot
• ur a fucking nazi u filthy german
• and word on the street is ur a faggot the gayest of all gays
• AND TAKE DOWN THE FUCKING POST KITTY
• im a 6xl but I wear 7xl due to shrinkage
• Well I have sleep apnea great gonna die soon
• null is going to hell for this

 

[Big Nasty]

"I like this broad. She collects a lot of neat garbage and is pretty talented at drawing porn."

 

[autisticdragonkin]

I play at least 3 hours a day to practice my skills and i am one of the best players on the server when i am not busy crying about being a virgin.

 

[John Daker]

From the KF review thread; "Kiwi farms is like if you mixed tumblr, 4chan and reddit together, using only their worst parts"

 

[The Jumping Dwarf]

kiwifarms is like that mixed-breed dog that only got the shitty parts of each of the different breeds and its probably only gonna live to like 2 before it turns into dog jello

 

[APerson]

Really, anything from http://silver-161.tumblr.com/post/125062567101/kiwifarms-is-like-if-you-mixed-tumblr-4chan-and, but I particularly like:

makes you want to look at gore porn before you do so you remember something slightly less horrific

 

[John Daker]

From the Strikerwolf thread, again; "yes and null is goibg to burn in hell and be satans bitch if I ever meet him in RL"

 

[Ruin]

I am prepared to die for my Trans Latina identity.

https://kiwifarms.net/threads/08-22...icide-lies-seriously.11939/page-2#post-921855