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[ñññ]

"Me encanta ser blanco"

 

[naaaaiiiiillllll!!!]

Drops of Jupiter. I don't care if it's about his dead mother, its melody is what stepping in warm piss feels like.

 

[LurkTrawl]

My dad used to chain me to the waterheater in a dark closet for hours on end when i was a kid and beat the shit out of me when he was drunk and lost money gambling. Took me 20 years to get over that shit. Lots of couch therapy.

Have you ever picked a snotter out your nose and it was so long it makes your eyes twitch? Brain ticklers I call them. Think she get them with the "vagina boogers" and they tickle all the right places on the way out?

He *gave a man a handy for a ride to a brothel*. I think he’s shed Mormonism.

 

[Real Gay Autist]

I believe that homosexuality is the result of a toxoplasma type parasite or virus which is why so many homosexuals rape children.

 

[Meat Target]

Greer would've had his precious Swift, but the KIWI FARMS kept it away from him! Yes they did! Then Greer was man-handled and discriminated by the security of Ariana Grande! Ariana was very unkind to Greer, because of his facial disability. Greer lied and said the concert was fun, but Greer was deeply hurt, yes he was! All he wanted was an apology! Greer was fuming when Skordas berated him openly like that! Greer, he'll sue them, he'll sue them all! Then they'll all see! Greer will have his precious then! It will be all Greer's!"

 

[Screed]

Dreadful sex-summoning incantation, or taboo word that gets him attention?

 

[Meat Target]

ALL /R9K/ AND NO PUSSY MAKES JACK A DULL BOY

 

[TayandYou]

YOU ALL THINK ON ONE WAVELENGTH JUST LIKE THOSE TRANNIES

 

[KiwiFuzz]

Kiwi Farms is becoming less of a harmless gossip site and more of a repository for the most horrendous things to ever touch an Internet connection.

 

[Kill a Troon for Pikamee]

She called me a Nigger

 

[faucet]

 

[KiwiFuzz]

Generally speaking corpses don't go to jail.

 

[Meat Target]

I think if he ever actually "wooed women", they'd take screenshots for the police report.

 

[Sleazy Car Salesman]

This is pretty, but I have enough questionable occult shit all over my house. Besides, it clashes with the human skulls.

 

[Local Fed]

Dumb Pentagon boomers have never heard of NordVPN.

If you're a woman, watch your period.

Sure, I feel like shit and there's a burning sensation in my balls, but that's the price I pay for owning the chuds.

Give me her xbox live tag so I can call her faggot in party chat.

 

[KiwiFuzz]

This isn't group therapy.

You can be fuck ugly, broke and homeless, AND be personality wise, a horrible cunt into the mix. But what you absolutely must do, is leave your room.

 

[Jonah Hill poster]

As a white minority, I demand a news article about how my bald ass beautiful body is indeed beautiful, and the Asians, Latinas, and Browns who reject me are bigots. Until two hot Latina women blow me at the same time, I'll never stop resisting against racism and bigotry.

 

[NyQuilninja]

So what you're saying is you're a gay nigger fucker?

The 2000s was much the same way, except instead of The Monkees and Herman Hermits it was magazine articles about Paris Hilton blowing cocks on night vision camera.

Owen Hurcum?

OWIN' HER CUM?

well, I actually have the answer why right here
and well, don't want to sound like a dick or nothin, but
it says on your chart that you're fucked up
you talk like a fag, and your shit's all retarded

Imagine if the ideologies that produced Stalinist communism and Hitler's fascism met and fucked and produced a bastard offspring that then spent it's formative years inhaling the fumes of household cleaners.
That is the direction this administration is heading.

"Fuck your freedoms lol yolo"
-Arnie the Maid Fucker in his Wife's Bed

(Whispers in your ear)
"Hail I.N.C.E.L.!"

I had forgotten these existed. My life is significantly worse than it was five minutes ago.

 

[IAmNotAlpharius]

Three Threads for the Rat-Kings under the sky,
Seven for the Edge-lords in their halls of stone,
Nine for Transwomen doomed to die,
One for the Dark Lord on her dark throne
In the Land of Texas where the Hamsters die.
One Cow to rule them all, One Cow to find them,
One Cow to bring them all and in the merge bind them
In the Land of Texas where the Hamsters die.

 

[Pee Cola]

Moths and retards and autists are drawn like moths to a light, at least when the light is a psychopath with big tits.