Trainwreck Raven Sparks / Diana Bradley - Globe-trotting gothic grandma, married a child, abandoned her kid, serial pet-murderer

[Slowboat to China]

It's time like this that I wish the term "shuddercow" was used more. I've got a bad feeling about what's going on inside this woman's head.

 

[Da Pickle Monsta]

Isn't 38 a tad bit old to still be in the goth scene? People kind of have a shelf life on joining subcultures.

 

[Surtur]

Isn't 38 a tad bit old to still be in the goth scene? People kind of have a shelf life on joining subcultures.

Generally you grow out of them after awhile, usually by your late 20's.

 

[drtoboggan]

Generally you grow out of them after awhile, usually by your late 20's.

Unless you're Robert Smith, but he's the frontman of The Cure. She has no excuse.

 

[deadson]

Jfc this "lady" is messed up. Both her shower pic and her poem had me cringing. And I felt kinda bad for her son while watching that vid of her dissing her son. I mean, what adult would act like that and not expect flack for it?

 

[littlebiscuits]

Spoiler: NSFW

Not really seeing the hot.

 

[The Yawning Squirtle]

It sounds like Logan really cares about her, and he seems like a pretty sweet and endearing guy honestly.

But, his hormones and feelings led to some unwise decisions. After having been abused so much, Raven just abuses and shelters him.

Really sad and heart wrenching more than funny.

 

[Enjoy Yer Food]

Spoiler: NSFW

Not really seeing the hot.

Can't put my finger on it, but something seems off-kilter . . .

 

[waffle]

Spoiler: NSFW

Not really seeing the hot.

When you put it that way...

Photoshop's one hell of a drug.

 

[Karen]

Spoiler: NSFW

Not really seeing the hot.

She looks stoned out of her gourd.

 

[AtroposHeart]

People are saying she is hot?

Well compared to most lolcows yes, she is.

But God, Allah, Shiva, and the Bear knows that is is not saying much

 

[the Borg]

Can't put my finger on it, but something seems off-kilter . . .

She has that one pancake on the right and the lefty is just struggling to stay up. Or it's her head. It's really small compared to the rest of her generous frame.

 

[littlebiscuits]

More body hair is not the answer, Raven.

 

[the Borg]

I feel like she could be really pretty if she tried. Maybe not conventionally hot or anything of the sort, but just a pretty bigger girl. Her old picture has her looking pretty by my standards.

 

[Loke]

She's gross, but she doesn't get the crazy stamp for the goth thing. Style is a part of personal expression. She loses because her mental age is clearly stunted, which makes her a shitty mom? I don't know what her son's like, but he certainly deserves better. Those pictures are funny though. Is she trying to fill a chubby fetish niche?

 

[Jaimas]

I'm reminded of a special-needs kid at my school, who on the day of his graduation, responded to my asking what the three most important lessons he learned with:

"I learned that you should never, ever, in a million years, date any girl from this school. Seriously, avoid it like the frickin' plague!"

 

[ASoulMan]

She looks like a harpy.

 

[GREEDY FIREMAN]

Spoiler: AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHH!

More body hair is not the answer, Raven.

Spoiler that crap next time! Jeez, I was getting ready to eat!

 

[VJ 343]

More body hair is not the answer, Raven.

Holy shit guys.

Guys.

We found Gravelord Nito's mom.

Spoiler: Nito

I thought Nito was covered in a buncha hair but it might be cloth scraps.

 

[KiraYamato]

Also, Raven hates "poser goths" and "whores" and doesn't believe in nudity. So of course her molding page is full of naked pictures. Also, logan isn't allowed to have female friends on facebook.

When I read "poser goths", the first thing popped into my mind was this: