Ray Jones - (Rangerphile Gadget/Microphilia Fetishist)

[4-Cent Barbage]

It's been a long time since he came to light, but do any of you remember Ray Jones, the obsessive prolific Gadget fetishist? I remember cracking up at all the stuff they dug up on him on ED back in the day... He even inserted his elderly wife into his comics as Monty's fuckbuddy Jalapena...

https://encyclopediadramatica.es/Ray_Jones

Apparently his webpage is still up on Tripod, good grief.
http://jonescientific.tripod.com/

 

[Johnny Bravo]

I remember this guy. His was one of the first articles on ED to genuinely creep me out.

 

[Pine Tar]

Urethra fetish.

Go ahead, fill in the blanks. I dare you.

 

[Super Collie]

I can't (shouldn't) access ED at work, this is the guy that lived in Corpus Christi, TX right? My partner grew up near there and he said he was kind of casually afraid of running into that guy.

 

[Konstantinos]

Damn, he went to college? And he's married? And he has grandkids? How did he manage all of that? Most lolcows barely accomplish that first task.

 

[Pine Tar]

Damn, he went to college? And he's married? And he has grandkids? How did he manage all of that? Most that lolcows barely accomplish that first task.

He's in his 60's IIRC. Had he been born 30-35 years later, I think he'd be an unemployable virgin-with-rage.

 

[The Joker]

I always felt sorry for his wife who has to put up with her husband masturbating to a cartoon mouse.

 

[Johnny Bravo]

I always felt sorry for his wife who has to put up with her husband masturbating to a cartoon mouse.

It's okay, he made her a fursona, too.

 

[The Joker]

It's okay, he made her a fursona, too.

She gets to be a prostitute mouse that fucks the fat mouse nobody likes. Ray is a real gentleman.

 

[Johnny Bravo]

She gets to be a prostitute mouse that fucks the fat mouse nobody likes. Ray is a real gentleman.

That's not true. Sometimes she also gets to watch Ray and Gadget screw!

 

[The Joker]

He is a master painter.

 

[Fredegunde]

This guy always scared me. It's something about the way he portrays his wife in his comics. I've never been able to figure out if they were having some kind of marital difficulties or if he just resents her for not being a blonde cartoon mouse.

 

[Jewelsmakerguy]

This guy always scared me. It's something about the way he portrays his wife in his comics. I've never been able to figure out if they were having some kind of marital difficulties or if he just resents her for not being a blonde cartoon mouse.

Can't it be both? Or a combination thereof (marital disputes due to not being said blonde-haired mouse)?

 

[XYZpdq]

Doesn't this guy go back to usenet days?

 

[The Joker]

What I find sick is that his son's wife dressed his granddaughter as Gadget, don't they know how fucked up that is when Grandpa draws sick porn of said character?

 

[Johnny Bravo]

What I find sick is that his son's wife dressed his granddaughter as Gadget, don't they know how fucked up that is when Grandpa draws sick porn of said character?

It's not just that he draws porn of her. I'm pretty sure he's in love with her.

 

[Jewelsmakerguy]

What I find sick is that his son's wife dressed his granddaughter as Gadget, don't they know how fucked up that is when Grandpa draws sick porn of said character?

Either they do, just gave up stopping him ages ago and are going along with it. Or are still in the dark on this.

 

[The Joker]

It's not just that he draws porn of her. I'm pretty sure he's in love with her.

He has admitted that he loves her more than his wife.

 

[Johnny Bravo]

Either they do, just gave up stopping him ages ago and are going along with it. Or are still in the dark on this.

I think they know about it. From what I remember, he's very open about it. Very open.

 

[4-Cent Barbage]

Either they do, just gave up stopping him ages ago and are going along with it. Or are still in the dark on this.

Ray also has two sons that are grown with kids, both know he loves a cartoon to some extent - but only in the "wtf" and not the "OMG get away from my childrens" sort of way. Perhaps someone should send them some nice letters, since his friend Alexreynardaccidentally doc dropped him in his FurAffinity journal.

We know one of his daughter-in-laws knows about his sick obsession to some extent as well. According to the other "Rangerphile", she apparently is the person who actually sewed the Gadget costume Ray's grandchild was wearing. If only she knew Grandpa Ray wrote a 36-page comic about fucking that same cartoon character. Creepy.

We also now know according to his long journal post on Yiff Gallery that is co workers actually know a bit about this as well. Needless to say, Ray does not realize how insane he is, and shares his art with everyone that will look for more then 5 seconds. After which they promptly RUN AWAY."

Yeesh. Apparently since I last checked in, he's shifted his attention to Tinkerbell from Peter Pan, reasoning that Gadget's persona was transplanted into her.
I figure he's probably a bit underdeveloped "down there"... although that urethral fetish,