Ray Jones - (Rangerphile Gadget/Microphilia Fetishist)

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CuriousBystander said:
I think they know about it. From what I remember, he's very open about it. Very open.
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Leeeeet's just hope this obsession doesn't get handed down to them.
4-Cent Barbage said:

Yeesh. Apparently since I last checked in, he's shifted his attention to Tinkerbell from Peter Pan, reasoning that Gadget's persona was transplanted into her.
I figure he's probably a bit underdeveloped "down there"... although that urethral fetish, :'(
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No no no, I think the more appropriate emote is :cryblood:.
 
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Petronella said:
wow I don't know what's worse, the fact that the character based on his wife is literally a prostitute, or that sculpture of Gadget with her beef curtains on display.

sweet anthropomorphic teen mouse booty
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The worst part is that she's an extremely racist Hispanic prostitute.

Rayjonesbluedress2.jpg
 
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CuriousBystander said:
(Horrors from beyond the rift)
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All those piercings and the way it's drawn just makes me want to combination cough/vomit out my dinner, and the character's "personality", if one can even call it that, just makes me cringe. No human being acts that way. No properly written fictional character acts like that. It's more or less a conglomerate of the guy's fetishes, and little else.

Sick. Sick and wrong.
 
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4-Cent Barbage said:
It's been a long time since he came to light, but do any of you remember Ray Jones, the obsessive prolific Gadget fetishist? I remember cracking up at all the stuff they dug up on him on ED back in the day... He even inserted his elderly wife into his comics as Monty's fuckbuddy Jalapena... :cryblood:

https://encyclopediadramatica.es/Ray_Jones

Apparently his webpage is still up on Tripod, good grief.
http://jonescientific.tripod.com/
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So it wasn't a nightmare. This shit was real...

Years ago I remember trying to find cartoon stuff on the internet. Specifically Ren and Stimpy and I'm actually talking about cartoons as in actual drawings and not hentai crap. I click on a link which takes me to a page. Click on another link which takes me to another page and so on. Eventually I found myself on a page with scantily clad toon women. As I'm clicking through it I land on one of this guy's comic strips, specifically where Gadget is sitting on that penis ring of his and she's having sex with him.

I turned that shit off because really, who the fuck in their right mind wants to see that?

It was just so... wrong that I actually convinced myself at some point that it wasn't real and that I had imagined it. Well I saw it again and I realize there are sick fucks out there that want to have sex with mice.

That's it. I need a large drink.
 
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Imelda has had to put up with her husband's creepy fetish, felt with him spending 300$ on a small Gadget polishes, and she sewed him a giant rescue rangers blanket.
http://jonescientific.tripod.com/
Here is his website. It looks like it was made by an exceptional individual.
 
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Seriously, his poor wife. Ray always struck me especially hard because I can't comprehend how you marry someone, have their children, keep their house and then have him be entirely open about wanting to fuck a three inch tall anthromorphic mouse way more than he ever wants you and then make you sew a bunch of shit for his waifu, not to mention blow money on stupid plushies. And then post oodles of mouse porn with his real name and pictures to all his mouse-fucking friends.
 
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Bridechu said:
Seriously, his poor wife. Ray always struck me especially hard because I can't comprehend how you marry someone, have their children, keep their house and then have him be entirely open about wanting to fuck a three inch tall anthromorphic mouse way more than he ever wants you and then make you sew a bunch of shit for his waifu, not to mention blow money on stupid plushies. And then post oodles of mouse porn with his real name and pictures to all his mouse-fucking friends.
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I'm fairly sure the Gadget stuff started after they had been married for a decade or two. I wonder if he had some other weird, fetishistic interest before Rescue Rangers.
 
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Well maybe he's good in be-- nope...
Maybe he buys her nice thi-- nope...
She's probably just given up on the idea of love. *sigh*

Fun fact: I read this article years ago but now that I'm a bit older I really can understand how miserable his wife must feel. She must be such a nice woman to put up with this.
I wonder if there's been any recent activity from him. Lolcows generally don't know when to quit, with rare exceptions.
 
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4-Cent Barbage said:
It's been a long time since he came to light, but do any of you remember Ray Jones, the obsessive prolific Gadget fetishist? I remember cracking up at all the stuff they dug up on him on ED back in the day... He even inserted his elderly wife into his comics as Monty's fuckbuddy Jalapena... :cryblood:

https://encyclopediadramatica.es/Ray_Jones

Apparently his webpage is still up on Tripod, good grief.
http://jonescientific.tripod.com/
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Null, where is that Horror rating?
 
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wheat pasta said:
Well maybe he's good in be-- nope...
Maybe he buys her nice thi-- nope...
She's probably just given up on the idea of love. *sigh*

Fun fact: I read this article years ago but now that I'm a bit older I really can understand how miserable his wife must feel. She must be such a nice woman to put up with this.
I wonder if there's been any recent activity from him. Lolcows generally don't know when to quit, with rare exceptions.
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Or, maybe she's afraid that no one else could possibly love her and/or she puts up with this because she wants Ray to love her. Either way, I feel bad for her. I mean, to have your husband have more love for a cartoon mouse from a show that's almost 30 years old than for you must be devastating.
 
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