Razzies 2023

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Love and Thunder should by all means be the unanimous winner of all Razzies because it's just shit all around, and because shit like Moonfall was so shit I forgot they existed.
 
I am pretty sure the Razzies should have kept the Firestarter worst actress in the nominees. I mean for God's sake, she wasn't young like Macaulay Culkin or Jake Lyold, she was older than them (at least when they were young). I mean she wasn't teenage age but still older, and yet Razzies decided to recinde the nomination yet not apologize for giving Will Smith a Razzie redeemer award. Anyways mini-rant over, here are the winners:

WORST PICTURE

Blonde (An Andrew Dominik Film / Netflix)

WORST ACTOR

Jared Leto / Morbius

WORST ACTRESS

Awarded to The RAZZIES for “Their 43rd Worst Actress Nominations Blunder”

RAZZIE® REDEEMER AWARD

Colin Farrell (From 2004 Worst Actor nominee to 2022 Best Actor Oscar Front-Runner)

WORST SUPPORTING ACTOR

Tom Hanks / Elvis

WORST SUPPORTING ACTRESS

Adria Arjona / Morbius

WORST SCREEN COMBO

Tom Hanks & His Latex-Laden Face (and That Ludicrous Accent) Elvis

WORST REMAKE, RIP-OFF or SEQUEL

Disney’s Pinocchio (NOT del Toro’s!)

WORST DIRECTOR(S)

MGK (aka Colson Baker) & Mod Sun / Good Mourning

WORST SCREENPLAY

Blonde, Written for the Screen by Andrew Dominik
 
It tickles me pink Tom Hanks won two Razzies. "Elvis" was an alright watch with Austin Butler being the highlight of the entire movie 'cause he was fantastic, but Tom Hanks was an odd choice in general. Not sure if that was the intent tbh.

That shitty Pinocchio remake deserves the Razzie, but the previous Disney "remakes" should've all won it. Better late than never, I suppose, but it's years too late for that to mean anything now.
 
There were all those articles about how creepily fetishistic/misogynistic the movie apparently was, especially during the abortion scene, so I dunno. Someone in a Discord group I'm in who had seen it gave a rundown on it and she had some mixed feelings about it, but everyone seems to be in full agreement the abortion scene was just bizarre.
 
I do wonder who Sly cucked to get featured in the razzies every single year no matter what. Or maybe he turned down one of their gay orgies.
 
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