reacting to hate comments 3/29/19

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What’s healthier?

  • Orange juice

    Votes: 94 39.8%

  • Orange chicken

    Votes: 142 60.2%
  • Total voters
    236
I'm sorry but she had a point at around 6:10. Don't @ me.

Did someone really comment under the assumption that a choker doesn't stretch? God some of the noobie haters are 0 iq.

That was literally the first time she made me laugh in 3 months.

Will this be a sign of things to come?

Will she go full troll mode?

I can't wait for the 4th chapter of the bedbound saga.
 
Big Bad Fish said:
I wonder if she'd think diet orange juice is healthy, if such a thing exists.
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Compared to soda, at least orange juice has some vitamins. It’s definitely a step up from soda in my opinion. That said, if Al gave up soda entirely and drank only water (doubtful considering her weight gain) she’d be able to drop a few extra pounds.
 
ADHD said:
Orange juice really isn't healthy for her, she doesn't need to drink anything with calories. She's already getting too many calories from all the food she stuffs down her maw.
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I see this often with deathfats where they zero in on something like "juice is unhealthy" (which isn't entirely wrong) and just totally ignore the fact that they're consuming ridiculous amounts of processed junk.

Orange juice isn't the reason why you weigh 500 pounds.
 
JambledUpWords said:
Compared to soda, at least orange juice has some vitamins. It’s definitely a step up from soda in my opinion. That said, if Al gave up soda entirely and drank only water (doubtful considering her weight gain) she’d be able to drop a few extra pounds.
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Whatever, that's water weight, gorl. Dainty lass can't drink too much water or she'll gain weight. Can't drink too little or she'll develop a UTI. What's a gorl to do?
 
I mean what is “healthy” anyway? Orange juice can definitely be part of a well balanced diet in moderation... that whole spiel made me mad on the Internet
 
pecansandies said:
"NO, BOO BOO ?????"

saved yall 10min
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This video is really something, it's actually worth watching. If you ever wondered if it's just the internet ganging up a fat person and maybe AL doesn't deserve all the hate and maybe just needs a little support, if you're ever persuaded to be a little nicer to her - this is the video that will disabuse you of that notion. 11 minutes of a witless, loathesome blob acting incredulous that people would criticize a 570 pound by her own admission person as very unhealthy or potentially at death's door.

Her heart will fail long before any pang of self awareness kicks in.
 
I take a break from Hamber for a over a week. I was expecting a new health scare or death or some shit. Instead I get sassy black and white filter-lynn. Not even any background music.
 
JambledUpWords said:
Compared to soda, at least orange juice has some vitamins. It’s definitely a step up from soda in my opinion. That said, if Al gave up soda entirely and drank only water (doubtful considering her weight gain) she’d be able to drop a few extra pounds.
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She'd also see results if she drank diet soda. I agree that it would be best for her to drink only water, but she only does that to virtue signal.
 
JambledUpWords said:
Someone suggested that she weighs over 600 elbees. Her retort is that this person should go to the county fair and guess weights of other people because they’d make lots of money doing it
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Lmao wtf kind of retort even is this? Go outside and make money? Or is this some poor ass attempt at humour? It falls as flat as the arches of your feet, gorl.
 
Well she's done it. I'm officially Mad on the Internet™

I'm flashing back to that ep of Intervention with that insane alcoholic guy from Las Vegas who ran the tanning company? Outright denial. Living his 'best life'.
Next minute: dead as fuck.
 
Sassylynn is out in full force today

Here’s what she claims:
Someone suggested that she weighs over 600 elbees. Her retort is that this person should go to the county fair and guess weights of other people because they’d make lots of money doing it
All in all, same sassy responses she gives on her Twitter, just vocalized this time
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So basically she’s saying that the person should guess weights at the fair because they were so accurate?? 600 elbees confirmed!!!

ETA Big Al trying to convince us that she’s not bedbound whilst sitting in her bed.
 
Orange//Net said:
I take a break from Hamber for a over a week. I was expecting a new health scare or death or some shit. Instead I get sassy black and white filter-lynn. Not even any background music.
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Just picture the nWo music over it

Buy the t-shirt! (At Torrid)
Orange Juice is Too Sweet!
709689
 
I like when she tries to be snarky because she’s unbelievably bad at it.

She knows other Youtubers read hate comments and bant back at the commenters, but she misses the part where they also acknowledge their faults and have a laugh at their expense.

Also, enjoyed her kidney failure tangent that spiraled into repeating “failure! Failure! FAILURE! F A I L U R E!” Lmao is that the real issue gorl? Is “failure” not a nice word? Would it feel better if we used softer words like a grade school report card?

Kidney Exceptional
Kidney Unsatisfactory
Kidney Needs Improvement
Kidney D-
Kidney doesn’t participate in group activities or discussions
 
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