reacting to hate comments 3/29/19

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What’s healthier?

  • Orange juice

    Votes: 94 39.8%

  • Orange chicken

    Votes: 142 60.2%
  • Total voters
    236
@1:25 she reads a comment saying "We been knew"
AL: Uhhh... what does that even mean? We.. been.. knew? Ok.. and I'm the one who has grammar issues laughing emoji

AL not even a minute later ranting about OJ: "That ain't it, sis"

Why does she lie about the most retarded shit? Claiming she doesn't know twitter/gay slang when she watches drag race, James Charles, lives with two gay men, is gay herself, and trolls Twitter all day.
 
I tried to watch this thinking I would get a kick out of her cuntylynn act.

I didn't, it just made me fucking mad on the internet.

dont waste your time, her clapbacks are not even mediocre.
 
So we've gone full sassy bitch Cuntylynn mode again have we? I still just don't understand what she thinks she has to gain from these. Other than making everyone hate her more, does she think this is getting a one-up on the haters? Because when it comes to Amber, there's a very simple and realistic way to look at this, that should be sobering for her.

Right now, Amber can barely move, is struggling to breath, she is trapped in a flesh prison. And we're here.
In a few months she's going to be in and out of the hospital, getting worse, and we'll be here.
In a year she will be clinging to life, begging for release from the flesh prison, and we'll still be here.
In two years she will be dead, and we'll still be here.
In five years everyone will have lost interest in the freakshow that was Amberlynn, and we'll move on.
In twenty years no one will even know the name Amberlynn anymore, and we'll just be living life and keeping on.

... Right, so let the mukbangs roll on and keep sassin' us haters.
 
Whatthefuck said:
That fucking thumbnail. I can't with this bitch today. What is she doing???
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I legit let out a WTF when I saw the thumbnail. Gorl sure knows how to one up the haters. Or maybe it's another of Becky's "dares".

Also, YAY AMBER. FINALLY learning another useful video editing function of changing the color filter. Proud of you babe <3

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Alrigh ya'll we got neck movements and sassy fingers, she really let us have it.

Im not getting it she has said numerous times it doesn't matter what you eat as long as you eat under your calories, so she eats Burger king and sodium soaked sausages when calorie counting but orange juice with sugar is unhealthy. When has orange juice been classed as unhealthy? You know when its unhealthy? when Becky fills a beer mug with it with sprite and vodka mixed together. Every portion they do of anything is double and tripled so yes that's when its unhealthy. Eating 3 snickers a ben and jerry plus a family bag of Cheetos and pringles in 45 minutes is ok to our fitness guru gorl.

The sass is probably from the 10 pound weigth gain after eating potatos and fatty salt meats.

Imagine being locked in a room with Penny from mshpl and Amber discussing weight and nutrition.
 
DubbleBubble said:
Right now, Amber can barely move, is struggling to breath, she is trapped in a flesh prison. And we're here.
In a few months she's going to be in and out of the hospital, getting worse, and we'll be here.
In a year she will be clinging to life, begging for release from the flesh prison, and we'll still be here.
In two years she will be dead, and we'll still be here.
In five years everyone will have lost interest in the freakshow that was Amberlynn, and we'll move on.
In twenty years no one will even know the name Amberlynn anymore, and we'll just be living life and keeping on.
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Y'know, I don't think Amber cares or even thinks about what will happen when she dies. Nobody is going to pay to bury her because that shit is expensive and she doesn't have any end-of-life arrangements made.

So she's going to be cremated, but she's so big that tossing her whole body into a retort is a fire risk. The crematorium staff is going to slowly carve her up and burn individual pieces. Becky will probably throw the ashes in the river while Rafe spouts some nonsense about wolves and mother moon goddess.

Memento mori, Amber
 
A whole video of AL essentially just going "ACSHUALLY", as if any justification removes from the fact that she's an absolute blob of a being. What an insufferable cunt.
 
I love how smug she is about the person who guessed 625 pounds. She's like, go the the county fair and guess weights since you suck at it so bad.

If Amberlynn is telling the truth about 570 (I actually believe her), then the person who guessed 625 is only 9% off the mark. Not the best guess in the world, but not ridiculous or anything. 570 is 91% of 625; close enough.
 
JambledUpWords said:
Someone suggested that she weighs over 600 elbees. Her retort is that this person should go to the county fair and guess weights of other people because they’d make lots of money doing it
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The fat must've smothered her brain, unless I'm just autistic and it's sarcasm.
But I think she's 600. Look how much she's ballooned since the ER visit.
 
Isn't that thumbnail a copy of what that other fatty Pink Fairy does?
And what's with all the fat anger lately? Chantal is running around making videos telling everyone to keep their opinions to themselves on her weight while visiting every drive-thru in Canada, & now Amber is mad at comments too.
There's a perfect way to shield yourself from nasty comments girls -delete your channels.
But in the mean time, don't lecture all of us on nutrition, health & weight loss while weighing as much as a whale.
Thanks for the recaps everyone, it saves me from the torture that is Amberlynn.
 
ThisWillBeFun said:
And what's with all the fat anger lately?
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I really believe that it's due to react channels. You just have to watch a few videos about lolcows on YT and it starts throwing reaction channels at you. Fat lolcows in denial are just the easiest to get content from because we all love to see baselessly arrogant / delusional people get put in their place.
 
MillionaireMadman said:
That's an idea, do you think that Rafe egged her on to do this video? We all know Rafe is a shit stirring whale who has nothing else better to do.
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I get the feeling videos like this are cathartic for Amber. She gets to say on camera what she probably screams at her phone/computer when she reads the comments. She doesn't need Rafe for this.
 
By how she talks about her bladder infection, she seems to be completely unaware that bladder and kidneys work together, and that if one of them gets infected, it could damage the other. She truly has no idea of how dangerous her 'little' infection is, and how close she was to dying because of it.

Noteworthy notes:
- lidurally;
- the reappearance of "Chokers are supposed to choke you".
 
JambledUpWords said:
  • She was allergic to scrambled eggs as a kid (why only scrambled and not all eggs?)
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Believe it or not, my niece was allergic to scrambled eggs, but not eggs used as an ingredient in other stuff. She's since grown out of it, though and very quickly too.
Also, remember when @allergictoscrambledeggs raided the Farms one night over the summer in an autistic attempt to do...something?
That was pretty funny.
 
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To be fair I bet every doctor/dietician/whatever she's ever spoken to has indeed made a point that liquid sugar/calories are bad for her full stop, and they aren't wrong, considering many obese have a tendency to chug fluids by the liter or gallon and often forget to account for it as part of their daily intake. If (yeah I know:optimistic:) her blood sugar was indeed elevated I'm sure the first thing they lectured her about was cutting out fruit juice and soda. Maybe she forgot or distorted literally every other piece of advice she's been given, but she ain't wrong on this one.

Now that I think about it, it's kind of impressive that Amber has managed to get this huge sticking to diet soda - it's been a few years since I've caught an episode of one of those fat person shows, but don't a lot of them refill those 100 oz 7-11 monstrosities with full-sugar soda a few times a day? Conservatively, each one of those has 1,000 calories, so if you ate normally but had one of those a day you could still get really fucking fat.

And yeah of course she doesn't think her double chin is that bad, she wakes up next to Becky every day for fucksake
 
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