Reaction Alert Notifications for Kiwi Green Accounts

[Jump]

Wait a moment, is there a reason why I was no longer getting reactions to poasts?

you are poor

 

[Hitman One]

Stickerchads we just can't stop winning.

 

[felted]

Muttley vindicated.

 

[PunkinMan]

Im too poor to even afford food let alone kiwifarms creamium package.

 

[Sicko Hunter]

Mutt bros...

 

[theshitposter]

i need a trial before subscribing

I reserve the right to terminate this experiment at any time.

bitch, just say "tee hee april fools". that wouldve been more subtle

 

[Seedling]

Im too poor to even afford food let alone kiwifarms creamium package.

Its ok, we can pretend with each other if we comment with the sticker notifications here down in the kiwi ghettos

 

[LinkinParkxNaruto[AMV]]

i am gonna make a dozen Megumin alts just to ping you pictures of Cheddar

 

[WE'RE ALL GONNA]

Taking away features and repackaging it as a paid service? Null has learned from the best

 

[The Cheese Aisle]

THIS IS SO FUNNY PLS I take back every mean thing I’ve ever said about u

Edit: free my nigga muttley he dindu nuffin (or he did idk I wasn’t here)

 

[Spaded Dave]

YWNBAF

 

[Tetragrammaton]

ok but when do we get the nulls love sticker back?

 

[m1ddl3m4rch]

I got a notification! Someone stickered I was MATI. Aww.

 

[The Cheese Aisle]

ok but when do we get the nulls love sticker back?

Asking the right fuckin’ questions

 

[reptile baht spaniard rid]

How much money do I have to pay to remove reaction notifications for everyone else?

Now we need Kiwi Greener that gives you the option of submarine reactions that DONT. NOTIFY. ANYONE.

 

[Apteryx Owenii]

dear feeder has risen to troll his adherents

meanwhile I can't even feel smug because I'm still pissed that the 'year joined' colors were taken away

 

[Angry Shoes]

If I have a T&A badge can I forward all my alerts to someone who doesn't?

 

[DoNotFeedTheSneed]

A spectre is haunting the Farms – the spectre of reaction notification scripts. All the powers of old Lolcowdom have entered into a holy alliance to exorcise this spectre: Null and Lowtax, Kengle and Keffals, Forum Staff and True and honest fans.
Where is the party in opposition that has not been decried as dopamine seeking by its opponents in power? Where is the opposition that has not hurled back the branding reproach of reaction notifications, against the more advanced opposition parties, as well as against its cheese-eating adversaries?

Two things result from this fact:
I. Scripts are already acknowledged by Null to be themselves a power.
II. It is high time that dopamine addicts should openly, in the face of the whole world, publish their views, their aims, their tendencies, and meet this nursery tale of the Spectre of Reddit Karma with a manifesto of the party itself.

To this end, Script users of various nationalities have assembled in the Thunderdome and sketched the following manifesto, to be published in the English, Foidparlorstani, Mmh yeah, Troon Newspeak, Thunderdomese and Serbian languages.

 

[WE'RE ALL GONNA]

meanwhile I can't even feel smug because I'm still pissed that the 'year joined' colors were taken away

I'm not gonna lie, watching the dumbass colors turn different with the passing of time was kind of fun.

 

[Waifu Days]

Some of you think this "totally serious" membership is working like a tier system (i.e. bronze, silver and gold.)

You might have Kiwi Green but in order to get the full experience you'll need to buy Kiwi Red, Kiwi Blue, Kiwi Yellow: Pikachu Edition, and visit a Toys 'r Us to get mew. I hope you hate your parents' wallets, kiddos.