Reaction Alert Notifications for Kiwi Green Accounts

[*distant thrum*]

The 4chan gold meme is making me actively nauseous, good job ooperator
ETA: Niggers actually had reactions enabled instead of ignoring this site until after work hours? Smh

 

[geckogoy]

meanwhile I can't even feel smug because I'm still pissed that the 'year joined' colors were taken away

My fellow longtime kiwis, we must accept the newfags or the farms will not survive.

 

[DavidS877]

Some of you think this "totally serious" membership is working like a tier system (i.e. bronze, silver and gold.)

You might have Kiwi Green but in order to get the full experience you'll need to buy Kiwi Red, Kiwi Blue, Kiwi Yellow: Pikechu Edition, and visit a Toys 'r Us to get mew. I hope you hate your parents' wallets, kiddos.

Luckily there will be a package deal:

Kiwi Pride

 

[Roxanne Wolf]

Please Dog be April fools joke we were doing so good without kiwi karma

 

[Strange Looking Dog]

Waow this is so Something Awful-pilled! Could you add the ability to change other people's pfps/usernames too?

Gooftroop we are so back

 

[BigGuyOS 6 : Jovial Janny]

April fools!

 

[XANA]

Fun fact: 65,535 is the maximum number of alerts you can have for this site, because it was most likely using an unsigned two-byte integer. (Thank you again, @Overly Serious!) This was the result of 1.5 years of autistically not clicking on the alert button because I wanted to see if alerts would eventually be displayed as 99,999+, the actual number (eg: 140,489), or cause a site error on my end.

 

[Illuminati Order Official]

I wonder what day it is today (at least in Europe where you are)... Well played, good sir, well played.

 

[Local Wordmason]

inb4 someone comes up with a tampermonkey script to circumvent paid features like they always do

 

[eatler]

Please Dog be April fools joke we were doing so good without kiwi karma

You know he loves drama, why do you think he started the website.

 

[biglurker]

Where can I pirate Kiwi Green? Does anyone know a key-reseller?

 

[Enoch Emery]

No notifications, no peace!

 

[BULLY HUNTER_78]

So the only way to tell if this is an April fools joke or not is to pay the 20 dollars?

No. There are still ways to pay 20 dollars and not find out whether or not this is an April fools joke.

 

[Satan SoJoe]

I dont have a problem with NULL trying to monetize the Kiwifarms but IMO having a character limit for people without Kiwi gree

 

[The Mass Shooter Ron Soye]

Buy me T&H

 

[HOMO FOR LIFE RETURNS]

You sound poor.

We are not fucking goons

 

[XANA]

inb4 someone comes up with a tampermonkey script to circumvent paid features like they always do

Iirc, last year, the prank was overriding the display to be grayscale monochrome no matter what theme you used (which several kiwis loved because it gave a grim noire feel to the site). Some people immediately started using tampermonkey scripts to get around this, which annoyed Null and caused him to preemptively stop the April Fools joke, because he felt like they were opening themselves and their systems up for malicious code (especially for the tech illiterate). I don't remember the exact words he used, but he was mad about "autists on the site not being able to deal with change for a few hours".

 

[Grub]

Some of you think this "totally serious" membership is working like a tier system (i.e. bronze, silver and gold.)

You might have Kiwi Green but in order to get the full experience you'll need to buy Kiwi Red, Kiwi Blue, Kiwi Yellow: Pikachu Edition, and visit a Toys 'r Us to get mew. I hope you hate your parents' wallets, kiddos.

Now we just need stickers exclusive to each colour. The only way to get them all is to buy them all or trade with your friends.

 

[Still Exceptional]

Nah, I just stopped using the reaction system. I'm here to laugh at retards, not give out internet stickers to them.

 

[Kulee Baba]

This is great. Also loving the True & Honest Private Minecraft Server! Poorfags stay mad.