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Hellblazer said:
OP updated again to reflect the newest event being confirmed and people having a hard-on for imagining Chris waving around firearms like an autistic Deadpool.
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Honestly, I cannot make head nor tail about the whole "Chris will shoot up a store" nonsense. Is this some thing hypothesized by idiots from thin air, or is this some in-joke from yesteryear?
 
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- Probably a corollary to prison rape jokes: he's not going to a federal prison at the charges he currently he has.

- He's not going to a women's prison, either.

- Yes, Barb is screwed if Chris gets arrested and has his bail revoked.
 
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CrayolaFuckinModelMagic said:
Honestly, I cannot make head nor tail about the whole "Chris will shoot up a store" nonsense. Is this some thing hypothesized by idiots from thin air, or is this some in-joke from yesteryear?
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Autistic retards think since THE WORLD'S SMARTEST MOVIE CRITIC (a noted liar and conspiracy theorist like his mother) mentioned Barb having a gun 30 years ago, that Chris is obviously packing a Mac 10 under his Manchester High sweater itching to gun down Jerkops.
 
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Xarpho said:
- Probably a corollary to prison rape jokes: he's not going to a federal prison at the charges he currently he has.

- He's not going to a women's prison, either.

- Yes, Barb is screwed if Chris gets arrested and has his bail revoked.
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Can't we at LEAST make an "Office Space", joke, about "federal, pound-me-in-the-ass prison?" ;)

(Sorry, I love that movie)
 
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I understand that sometimes threads need to be deleted or blocked because too many people post nonsense and whatnot. Still, I find the amount of threads locked in the discussion page to be a bit too much. Has it really gotten that bad? Like, to the point that every time a new thread is created, it gets closed after a set amount of time regardless? I'm not complaining, just really curious about the shift in the staff's attitude.
 
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I understand that sometimes threads need to be deleted or blocked because too many people post nonsense and whatnot. Still, I find the amount of threads locked in the discussion page to be a bit too much. Has it really gotten that bad? Like, to the point that every time a new thread is created, it gets closed after a set amount of time regardless? I'm not complaining, just really curious about the shift in the staff's attitude.
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My understanding is because the boards had an influx of new posters things tend to degenerate quickly. It's also been mentioned that Null would like the Farms to expand and be more welcoming. 30 pages of A-Logging and repeating the same shit gets tedious to read and isn't likely to make people want to join.
 
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Pac said:
I understand that sometimes threads need to be deleted or blocked because too many people post nonsense and whatnot. Still, I find the amount of threads locked in the discussion page to be a bit too much. Has it really gotten that bad? Like, to the point that every time a new thread is created, it gets closed after a set amount of time regardless? I'm not complaining, just really curious about the shift in the staff's attitude.
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I don't think threads are being closed after a set amount of time so much as a lot of threads burn out really quickly. Given that most threads are about something Chris posted on Facebook, this is not surprising.
 
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Pac said:
I understand that sometimes threads need to be deleted or blocked because too many people post nonsense and whatnot. Still, I find the amount of threads locked in the discussion page to be a bit too much. Has it really gotten that bad? Like, to the point that every time a new thread is created, it gets closed after a set amount of time regardless? I'm not complaining, just really curious about the shift in the staff's attitude.
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It's just that closing threads gets Hellblazer really, really hard.
 
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Is it going to be a recurring theme that Chris threads are now inevitably going to devolve into threads where people get off on the idea of Chris getting much worse punishment than what he could actually get? I mean, I know Chris is recalcitrant towards mall cops, business owners, store employees and anyone else who disagrees with him, but I don't think that's worthy of him getting into Gitmo or killed by an inmate. I wouldn't even wish that on my worst enemy, let alone Chris.
 
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Anonimo said:
Is it going to be a recurring theme that Chris threads are now inevitably going to devolve into threads where people get off on the idea of Chris getting much worse punishment than what he could actually get? I mean, I know Chris is recalcitrant towards mall cops, business owners, store employees and anyone else who disagrees with him, but I don't think that's worthy of him getting into Gitmo or killed by an inmate. I wouldn't even wish that on my worst enemy, let alone Chris.
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I'd say it's more like people are annoyed that he's repeatedly gotten off with slaps on the wrist, and are hoping that some serious punishment might actually teach him how to act like a grown up. A hopeless cause, but we can dream, can't we?
 
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