Read this if you're planning to troll Chris

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Its probably a stupid idea but for some reason I thought it would be funny if a fake sweetheart could get Chris in to cuckolding. The whole idea of having Chris say something along the lines of:

"Um yes and much like Onision, I am now a cuckold"

Just seems funny to me.

Hence why let other people do the trolling. This is my one and probably only sweetheart idea. I'm about as creative as a jewish accountant.
 
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To whoever is involved in sending the 3D Printer to Chris, I hope you're proud of yourself.

Also assuming the info I get is correct, getting Chris to delete his Pokemon GO App is a waste of your time because the data is linked to Chris' account and he can just redownload it anyway with nothing lost.
 
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Did someone actually send him a 3d printer? I'm not seeing this in any of the threads.

The only good reason that I could see to send Chris a 3d printer would be to try to start House Fire 2: The Burninating.
 
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Alan Pardew said:
If you feel that you have to share your plan with someone, share it with Champthom and he'll give it a look over. You can try to post it in the chat and see the reaction, but you'll most likely get people to tell you not to do so.
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Just to be a stickler, since @champthom is in a well-deserved retirement, who would you bring your troll plans to nowadays?
 
Wait I know, the most creative idea ever that absolutely nobody else could ever have thought of before me

Draw Sonichu fan art where all the hedgehogs have blue arms
 
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Just to be a stickler, since @champthom is in a well-deserved retirement, who would you bring your troll plans to nowadays?
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I'd have a look but Chris has changed a lot since I was active with him. I think today, I wouldn't bother. Nothing you could do to screw with Chris is funnier than just him being himself.
 
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I feel I kind of need to post for good or ill. I kind of feel guilty about it but its a fucked story that is highly amusing and if I catch shit for it fuck it.

I talked to Chris back in December 2009 under a very odd set of circumstances. I had received a phone number from a wacky friend of ours that does drugs and gets black out drunk at anime conventions cosplaying as Burt Reynolds from the SNL Jeprody skit. I mean real mad man here. Anyway I had the number saved on skype for a few weeks after he randomly gave it to me and said it was legit CWC home phone.

Now this is back in 2009 and Chris while strange wasn't really hitting the full stride he is today. I also figured the number was a hoax. However some friends and myself were playing an online game and they were being shitty with me so I mockingly suggested if they didn't fix their shit I would call Chris Chan and add him to the skype call as a punishment. They started laughing and mocking me because that is a pretty outrageous threat to make to someone while you are playing TF2/WOW or whatever garbage game we were playing.

Tim who was in the call also started singing a song while playing the piano out of nowhere and the lyrics went "I am just a lonely guy, walking these streets looking at other peoples lives, wishing mine was better" cause hes a weird Canadian musician. To which I asked him if that was a remark about Chris going to the mall or just a random coincidence. He mumbled something smartass and I hit Chris's number in add to call.

So the phone rings a few times and a shrill voice bluntly states "HELLO?" and I ask if Chris is in, to which I get a mumbled reply of "Yes he is" so thinking I got barb I ask Missus Chandler if we can speak to her son. The intimidate irate reply of "No, this IS HIM" is interrupted by Tim asking him "Sir may I please have a box of hot dickings?" Chris becomes agitated and asks if this is a crank call and I tell him that "No, He actually has a serious question for you and if he could repeat his song, Which I believe is about you Chris but I want to confirm if it is or not". Tim once again sings his song in the entirety to which Chris flately replies "No that is not about me" I thank him for his time and he wishes us a Merry Christmas which I reciprocate and he hangs up.

Tim finally comes to the realization that he no shit talked to Christian Weston Chandler as he thought it was a reverse crank call I setup to prank him. I immediately follow up his epiphany by reminding him that dude you fucking asked CWC for a box of hot dickings, what the fuck is wrong with you, much to his eternal shame.

I am still surprised it was actually his real home phone number. I sort of felt a little bad but holy shit its kind of really funny at the same time. I gave Tim shit about it for months afterwards when he got stupid or didn't understand something.
 
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