Read this if you're planning to troll Chris

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I have a question. What am I if I just friend his dumpy ass on the PSN and try to figure out how his head works speaking from one tard to another?
 
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The only real way to really troll Chris at this point is to just encourage him or let him do whatever the fuck he wants.
If you do literally anything he doesn't like he will label you as a troll so does it really matter, He's gonna fuck himself over anyways. No effort on our part needed tbh.
 
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The Fatheads said:
He who fights monsters, etc.
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Hirtes has actually been a lolcow far longer than Chris. In the 1990s he ran a furry smut magazine, but stopped it because the income he got from it could make him lose his tugboat. If anything, it's Chris who has to worry about catching autism from him.
 
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Oekaki Hellion said:
I feel I kind of need to post for good or ill. I kind of feel guilty about it but its a fucked story that is highly amusing and if I catch shit for it fuck it.

I talked to Chris back in December 2009 under a very odd set of circumstances. I had received a phone number from a wacky friend of ours that does drugs and gets black out drunk at anime conventions cosplaying as Burt Reynolds from the SNL Jeprody skit. I mean real mad man here. Anyway I had the number saved on skype for a few weeks after he randomly gave it to me and said it was legit CWC home phone.

Now this is back in 2009 and Chris while strange wasn't really hitting the full stride he is today. I also figured the number was a hoax. However some friends and myself were playing an online game and they were being shitty with me so I mockingly suggested if they didn't fix their shit I would call Chris Chan and add him to the skype call as a punishment. They started laughing and mocking me because that is a pretty outrageous threat to make to someone while you are playing TF2/WOW or whatever garbage game we were playing.

Tim who was in the call also started singing a song while playing the piano out of nowhere and the lyrics went "I am just a lonely guy, walking these streets looking at other peoples lives, wishing mine was better" cause hes a weird Canadian musician. To which I asked him if that was a remark about Chris going to the mall or just a random coincidence. He mumbled something smartass and I hit Chris's number in add to call.

So the phone rings a few times and a shrill voice bluntly states "HELLO?" and I ask if Chris is in, to which I get a mumbled reply of "Yes he is" so thinking I got barb I ask Missus Chandler if we can speak to her son. The intimidate irate reply of "No, this IS HIM" is interrupted by Tim asking him "Sir may I please have a box of hot dickings?" Chris becomes agitated and asks if this is a crank call and I tell him that "No, He actually has a serious question for you and if he could repeat his song, Which I believe is about you Chris but I want to confirm if it is or not". Tim once again sings his song in the entirety to which Chris flately replies "No that is not about me" I thank him for his time and he wishes us a Merry Christmas which I reciprocate and he hangs up.

Tim finally comes to the realization that he no shit talked to Christian Weston Chandler as he thought it was a reverse crank call I setup to prank him. I immediately follow up his epiphany by reminding him that dude you fucking asked CWC for a box of hot dickings, what the fuck is wrong with you, much to his eternal shame.

I am still surprised it was actually his real home phone number. I sort of felt a little bad but holy shit its kind of really funny at the same time. I gave Tim shit about it for months afterwards when he got stupid or didn't understand something.
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Interesting if true. Hilarious regardless.

Personally, I think the best policy when it comes to Chris is observe and report whatever he does. Like it's been said before, the best reactions come from when he hasn't been provoked by w33ns.
 
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Molo said:
Wait what if I set up a palapa the raper competition and then Chris enters and then I call Adam stack house and get him to enter and then he wins thus resetting the cycle
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10/10 shitpost.
 
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