Really basic things you can't do or didn't know

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I'm incredibly bad at quick math, especially multiplication and division. I understand math concepts really well and can retain most math processes quickly, but it takes me 3 times longer than a normal human being to figure it out in my head.
 
So apparently if you just turn off safe search and then google the word tentacles you can find the elusive tentacle porn.
I wish somebody would've told me that earlier...
 
I'm quite a handy guy, but doing anything with a car beyond cleaning it and filling up fluids irrationally terrifies me.

I've changed tyres before, but the whole time my anxiety will to insane thinking I've done it wrong. I know I haven't, but I can't shake the fear.

I'm immensely jealous of guys who can casually change the shock absorbers on their car by looking up a YouTube video. That shit straight up horrified me, and I can't conceive of trying it myself.
 
I'm terrible at division, but really good at multiplication. If I have to divide two numbers, it's easier for me to just figure out which number multiples with the smaller number to get to the bigger number.
I know the alphabet, but every time I'm at a record store or book store and trying to find an artist or author, I have to sing the ABCs to myself to figure out where to find it amongst all of the other titles.
 
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I know the alphabet, but every time I'm at a record store or book store and trying to find an artist or author, I have to sing the ABCs to myself to figure out where to find it amongst all of the other titles.

The big question is, do you sing it out loud, or just in your head?
 
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