Really basic things you can't do or didn't know

[Childe]

I can’t get a boyfriend.

 

[Hollywood Hulk Hogan]

Me too bro. Took swimming lessons and everything as a young lad. Drowned at one point when my dad thought you can just throw a kid in water and they'll just learn it. I don't mind chilling in a pool or a river but large bodies of water like lakes or oceans give me the heebie jeebies.

The lack of oxygen to your brain as a child explains a lot of your posts here.

 

[Rice Is Ready]

The lack of oxygen to your brain as a child explains a lot of your posts here.

And you're a neurotic dork terrified of Corona while spergposting about Trump all day like a Karen on Facebook. Sorry you're body isn't strong enough to fight off a common cold.

 

[Hollywood Hulk Hogan]

And you're a neurotic dork terrified of Corona while spergposting about Trump all day like a Karen on Facebook. Sorry you're body isn't strong enough to fight off a common cold.

I will be nice to you now that I know you are developmentally delayed due to brain hypoxia as a child. Have a nice day!

 

[Rice Is Ready]

I will be nice to you now that I know you are developmentally delayed due to brain hypoxia as a child. Have a nice day!

And what's your excuse?

 

[Hollywood Hulk Hogan]

And what's your excuse?

Boredom from being stuck inside on a weekend.

 

[Tahoma]

Can't swim, ride a bike, do taxes, drive, cook more than scrambled eggs, maintain a relationship, or find a reason not to run off into the woods.

But fuck it all, I'll win.

 

[Pissmaster]

I can't roll my Rs at all

 

[Rice Is Ready]

Boredom from being stuck inside on a weekend.

If you're bored in the current year, where we have every possible opportunity to be entertained with the internet or learn literally anything for free, you're the mentally disabled one.

 

[Guts Gets Some]

I still don't really know what "simp" means.

 

[DocHoliday1977]

And you're a neurotic dork terrified of Corona while spergposting about Trump all day like a Karen on Facebook. Sorry you're body isn't strong enough to fight off a common cold.

*Munches popcorn*

 

[DocHoliday1977]

I can’t get a boyfriend.

Buck up, you'll find a boyfriend in jail.

 

[Linako 2.0]

I never learned how to change oil to a tire, change a tire or shoot a gun.
Granted I relied on public transport until I was 13 and grew up in a country with shit gun laws.
Finally met my dad after never knowing him in 22 years of my life and he's been starting to help me with that.

 

[Childe]

Buck up, you'll find a boyfriend in jail.

Get back to your thread you splintered old bat.

 

[Rice Is Ready]

*Munches popcorn*

Popcorn is the last thing you should be muching on, fat face.

 

[Homersexual]

I don't drive. My school dropped me out of Driver's Ed because I failed Math one semester and "driving is a privilege." So, being a stupid Teen, I said "Well, screw you then" and never re-enrolled. Been to depressed/anxious to try getting a license since then.

I also can't roll my Rs. I always end up making a Chewbacca-like growl in my throat whenever I try.

I know I'm late as fuck but you're searching for the rolling R from the wrong place. The rolling R sound comes from the front of your mouth not back of your mouth. I assume you and other retar.ds individuals are anglofags who use soft Rs from back of your mouth and try to use same method for rolling Rs.

 

[Quantum Diabetes]

I can't do that snapping thing when I pack a can of dip. It pisses me off.

 

[Maratus volans]

I don't know how to do car maintenance stuff, like oil or tire changes. My dad was never interested in teaching that stuff when I was a kid and, being a lazy shut-in, I never bothered to learn on my own. Now that I finally have a car, I'm trying to teach myself.

 

[Banditotron]

I can’t get a boyfriend.

A boyfriend is a lot easier to land than a girlfriend. Just ask a dumb guy if he wants to be your boyfriend and you'll often see success. Give it a shot some time!

I know I'm late as fuck but you're searching for the rolling R from the wrong place. The rolling R sound comes from the front of your mouth not back of your mouth. I assume you and other retar.ds individuals are anglofags who use soft Rs from back of your mouth and try to use same method for rolling Rs.

You can use the back of your mouth to roll Rs as well. I can do both.



Anyways, I only really recently learned how to competently write papers. I accidentally took a post grad level course this semester and theres only 1 other undergrad in the course. It's been like paper writing boot camp.

 

[⋖ cørdion ⋗]

I've pulled both wheels off my bike and fixed flats yet I'm unable to explain how until I have to do it again. Not even something I do regularly, I just can't remember what I do til I do it, which isn't that comforting when a puncture is the only real trouble a bike trip could have.

A boyfriend is a lot easier to land than a girlfriend. Just ask a dumb guy if he wants to be your boyfriend and you'll often see success. Give it a shot some time!

Spent my youth years on this one forum full of normal yet quirky guys and girls. Lots of flirting. Years pass, and while the crowd didn't, they sure passed with time itself. I see the most repulsive, selfish, unhealthy girls go from kissless virgins to 3-4 guys a week, simply because they chose to. Of course, they weren't bad looking, and they likely didn't enjoy most of those sessions, but even putting the incel hate aside for a moment, girls really do have it easier in those contexts. Even if the best available option is a Minecraft boyfriend.