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Super Collie said:
She pocketed a lug nut cover off of the semi truck they used for the vehicle scenes in the movies. She bragged about it, got called out on it, and then started backpedaling by claiming it was "given" to her by one of the event staff, which of course is a lie.
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Hands down, she is one of my fav lolcows due to this incident.
 
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Jewelsmakerguy said:
Yeah, I can see why moving from "Fat guy who calls himself Optimus Prime" to "Real deal Optimus Prime" was an "improvement".
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Apparently this Optimus Prime needs to be liberated from the Decepticons (aka his parent's basement)
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Apparently this guy is 22. How old is she again? I thought she was in her mid-late thirties. Robbin' the cradle.
 
I missed the pedostache in the Arby's photo. How could I miss the pedostache?
What's scary is that I know someone who looks almost exactly like the guy in my real life, except he doesn't have the 'stache, he lives alone, and he has a real job. I should tell him I found his failed clone experiment brother.
 
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Oh god Bonita.

She's a giant attention whore on dA that just has a real unhealthy obsession with Optimus Prime. She thinks that she's Elita 1 and that OP is her robo-husband. She also uses a ton of (most probably tugboat) cash on commissions of her OC named Clauseway (who's just Optimus prime with tits and colored red) or "elita 1" self inserts. It's pretty sad.

Because of her obsession with Optimus, she legally changed her name from Bonita to "Elita One Prime". I am not fucking shitting you, she posted her new ID in a Transformers collector's group on Facebook that she attention whores on years back and everybody cringed.
 
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Rung said:
Oh god Bonita.

She's a giant attention whore on dA that just has a real unhealthy obsession with Optimus Prime. She thinks that she's Elita 1 and that OP is her robo-husband. She also uses a ton of (most probably tugboat) cash on commissions of her OC named Clauseway (who's just Optimus prime with tits and colored red) or "elita 1" self inserts. It's pretty sad.

Because of her obsession with Optimus, she legally changed her name from Bonita to "Elita One Prime". I am not fucking shitting you, she posted her new ID in a Transformers collector's group on Facebook that she attention whores on years back and everybody cringed.
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Holy shit, she actually did change her name to Elita One?

Does this make her more pathetic? Because I think it makes her look more pathetic.
 
Jewelsmakerguy said:
Holy shit, she actually did change her name to Elita One?

Does this make her more pathetic? Because I think it makes her look more pathetic.
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More pathetic I think. Looking at her tumblr it appears she first changed her name to Bonita One Prime and then sometime in 2012 changed it to Elita One. I started to follow this cow in 2013 which was when she was posting cryptic/attention whoring journals on DA about how people just couldn't understand her feelings for OP and that while she realized he is imaginary he was 'real inside her heart'. Seeing now that her son was taken away (if that is true) could the name change be enough for CPS to step in and try to intervene or would they have needed more solid proof of abuse/neglect and all her deviantart art and Facebook stuff just be used as the final nails in the coffin?
 
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More pathetic I think. Looking at her tumblr it appears she first changed her name to Bonita One Prime and then sometime in 2012 changed it to Elita One. I started to follow this cow in 2013 which was when she was posting cryptic/attention whoring journals on DA about how people just couldn't understand her feelings for OP and that while she realized he is imaginary he was 'real inside her heart'. Seeing now that her son was taken away (if that is true) could the name change be enough for CPS to step in and try to intervene or would they have needed more solid proof of abuse/neglect and all her deviantart art and Facebook stuff just be used as the final nails in the coffin?
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I'm not entirely sure how CSP reacted in regards with her son either. But I get the feeling that the name change might have had some influence in their decision. If not, then she really had to have screwed up somewhere else as a parent in order for that to happen.
 
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