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So I decided to check Bonita's Tumblr today and saw this. Apparently child bride is going to be changing his name to Optimus Prime. I wonder if she's withholding sex until it happens.
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Also, Mack seems to have a new job. I don't know what Bojangles is but kudos for at least doing something instead of just having a tugboat.
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Alp_Aslan said:
Iam kinda lost at this. I heard some women go batshit on anime/game characters,actors and furries. But its the first time i heard
that a women is in love with a giantic fictional robot from a kids cartoon.
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I don't find this too surprising. One of my brother's female friends from childhood also had something of a crush on Optimus Prime. There's something intrinsically, primally masculine in the image/idea of a big, tall, strong, square-bodied robot killing machine. Though I suppose Optimus is more 'gentleman' than 'killing machine', which would be why some girls like him, usually not to the same extent as this woman.
 
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ShecalledmeJohnny said:
So a week or so ago Bonita apparently made a journal about finding out she was pregnant and how great God and Jesus were. It was deleted soon after and there has been no mention since until she posted this. I was hoping it was one of her famous lies because this is going to be one fugly tardbaby.

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People like Bonita tend to have a ratio of 27-1 of the times they claim to be pregnant versus the times they've actually had sex.
 
glass_houses said:
People like Bonita tend to have a ratio of 27-1 of the times they claim to be pregnant versus the times they've actually had sex.
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I really hope that's the case because I'd hate to see another child of hers put into the system.

Fangsofjeff said:

This video. She has Optimus Prime ALL OVER HER HOUSE.
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That's a few years old. She has supposedly put a lot of it in storage/sold. The few new pictures of her apartment she's posted show it slightly less cluttered but with more art of her self-insert and Optimus Prime on the walls.
 
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Hi. I can't believe I read this and I actually met that insane woman on Facebook. Thank you for information about her..

I believe she's pregnant with Mack and going to have another son she claimed on Facebook. She won't know I am spying on her for now.. You know she's obsessed to love in with Optimus Prime that is true to me. For now she lives in apartment with her soon to be husband in Harrisonburg, Virginia.
 
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Mcxboxjuggie said:
Hi. I can't believe I read this and I actually met that insane woman on Facebook. Thank you for information about her..

I believe she's pregnant with Mack and going to have another son she claimed on Facebook. She won't know I am spying on her for now.. You know she's obsessed to love in with Optimus Prime that is true to me. For now she lives in apartment with her soon to be husband in Harrisonburg, Virginia.
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Has there been any update on Mack's legal name change to Optimus Prime? It's too bad about her actually being pregnant. I wonder how long it will be until this one is taken by the state.
 
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ShecalledmeJohnny said:
Has there been any update on Mack's legal name change to Optimus Prime? It's too bad about her actually being pregnant. I wonder how long it will be until this one is taken by the state.
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Well he didn't change to Optimus Prime.

Oh fuck.. She messaged me on FB. I don't believe what she said to me. What a psycho woman she is..
 
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Mcxboxjuggie said:
Oh fuck.. She messaged me on FB. I don't believe what she said to me. What a psycho woman she is..
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So does this mean she reads the farms or did she see a status from you that mentioned ED? I'm just wondering what prompted this message...besides her being obviously unstable. I'm kind of surprised she mentions working, last I heard was 'back problems' from the accident that knocked out her front teeth prevented her from holding a job.
 
ShecalledmeJohnny said:
So does this mean she reads the farms or did she see a status from you that mentioned ED? I'm just wondering what prompted this message...besides her being obviously unstable. I'm kind of surprised she mentions working, last I heard was 'back problems' from the accident that knocked out her front teeth prevented her from holding a job.
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I doubt it was her reading the farms because otherwise she would have seen me posting in here and then I'D probably be getting creepy messages.

And at this time I would like to state the only reason I chose this user name was because of OPL deciding his Optimus Prime toy was a symbol of straightness.
 
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