Rebel Moon - Star Wars But Not Star Wars

[Fartificial Insmelligence]

Zach Snyder: "Wow, wouldn't be really great if we had an extremely slow 10 minute scene of wheat getting cut down? That will surely extend the movie's run time to the 2 hours we need!"

Zach should become a Youtuber, he’s great at padding videos out long enough to het ad revenue!

 

[Krokodil Overdose]

I'd like to note that the name "Scargiver" is lolworthy and kinda reminds me of Linkara's "Lightbringer".

At least Lightbringer has actually light based powers. With Scargiver, the person has to survive to form scar tissue, so it undermines the killing machine vibe.

 

[wtfNeedSignUp]

I'd like to note that the name "Scargiver" is lolworthy and kinda reminds me of Linkara's "Lightbringer".

I can't find a world where that is a cool title. Like scarring itself isn't lethal, and means you failed killing someone, and the giver part makes it not flow well.

 

[Lazy Printer]

And it ran into the same problems these movies did. No one in either production asked, "How do peasants fight a giant spaceship/giant robots?" To which the answer would have been AA railguns.

One solution is scalling things up, isntead of a peasant village it would be a entire agricutural planet. I still don't know why they need thoses grains, they have a huge spaceship no way this village would be capable to produce a fraction of what they would need and they use the grains as a shield, is this the only place in the galaxy where people grow crops? Why is this so important? This could be solved by scaling things up but no! Zach is a moron.

 

[Male Idiot]

I can't find a world where that is a cool title. Like scarring itself isn't lethal, and means you failed killing someone, and the giver part makes it not flow well.

Perhaps for a torturer it would work.

Like that BG3 whip guy.

Even than it would be peak edgy 13 year old stuff.

 

[Overly Serious]

Well it seems like the director's cuts aren't out until August and as I want to just watch it once, looks like you'll all have to wait for my feedback a while longer!

 

[wtfNeedSignUp]

Perhaps for a torturer it would work.

Like that BG3 whip guy.

Even than it would be peak edgy 13 year old stuff.

Isn't it kinda the job description. If anything a scarier torturer would be one that never needs to give scars to get full information

 

[TVB]

I'd like to note that the name "Scargiver" is lolworthy and kinda reminds me of Linkara's "Lightbringer".

How long til Zack Snyder reveals that he wanted to fuck a Green M&M?

 

[Commander X]

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[HOMO FOR LIFE RETURNS]

Dogshit. I guess last 10 minutes were good...because they didn't talk.

 

[ArthuriusMartyrius]

What a fucking surprise, another Snyder movie turns out to be self-indulgent dogshit.

I don't know what the fuck people were expecting after the Snyder Cut and Army of the Dead. Snyder seriously needs to get Larry Fong back as director of photography because he sucks at it. He also needs to get whoever the fuck wrote Sucker Punch for him to make an actual decent script again.

It's also baffling that in a movie that blatantly copies Seven Samurai, barely any of the heroes die.

P.S: Also I can't believe that the fake leaked story outline from 2 years ago ended up being way better than what Snyder actually came up with.

 

[The Penultimate Warrior]

I can't find a world where that is a cool title. Like scarring itself isn't lethal, and means you failed killing someone, and the giver part makes it not flow well.

The Defiler is the first alternative that came to mind and already sounds better. But Snyder can only operate on "would an 11 year old boy think this is cool?" logic were objects or people only exist for one particular scene or shot so the can do something that in his mind looks good.

 

[wtfNeedSignUp]

The Defiler is the first alternative that came to mind and already sounds better. But Snyder can only operate on "would an 11 year old boy think this is cool?" logic were objects or people only exist for one particular scene or shot so the can do something that in his mind looks good.

Defiler is more of religious undertones, might as well go Despoiler. Writing wise, scarring is an evil thing to do, so it's retarded trying to make it your waifu title. Legitimately it will be a cooler title being "The Scarred one" or "the scar bearer" since it makes the character appear stronger.

 

[Rome's rightful successor]

So.... Did they announce when part 3 is coming out?

 

[Sniperwoof]

So.... Did they announce when part 3 is coming out?

Part 1 was 21% on RT part 2 was 14%

Nigga is shooting for the rare and coveted 0% fresh rating.

He'll probably get it too, these movies blow.

 

[Mussolini’s Merkin]

Watching it right now and it is one of the most aggressively retarded movies I have ever seen. Awful, truly awful, with a total lack of internal logic.

 

[Pentex]

Okay, this tentacle-fucking Bad Dragon enthusiast is officially 0-2. He can stay dead, right Zack? RIGHT?!

 

[TVB]

Part 1 was 21% on RT part 2 was 14%

Nigga is shooting for the rare and coveted 0% fresh rating.

He'll probably get it too, these movies blow.

When part 3 comes out, he'll get the same exact 3% RT rating as Battlefield Earth

 

[wtfNeedSignUp]

Part 1 was 21% on RT part 2 was 14%

Nigga is shooting for the rare and coveted 0% fresh rating.

He'll probably get it too, these movies blow.

If we assume the decline is constant, only part 4 will be 0.

 

[Sniperwoof]

I don't understand why the faction with mecha walkers and dreadnoughts doesn't just bomb the dirt farmers from orbit.

This shit is even more ridiculous and less plausible than the Ewoks beating the stormtroopers.

At least there you could argue it was kind of a Vietnam thing where the Empire didn't know the terrain and couldn't navigate it while the Ewoks could.