Reboot a tv show or movie but with token woke characters - Beat Hollywood to the punch

[Chad Holdenford]

Toon Makers Sailor Moon, just like it was intended.

Well, except Serena is now a mix of Native American and Latina. Can't have white protagonists no more, especially one that is supposed to lead the world into utopia.

 

[Oats12345]

Hercules: The Legendary Journeys but...

Hercules is played by whatever flavor of the week heartthrob is currently making the rounds despite his stature and body type being totally miscast. He also has an annoying, unmanly voice. This is done to cast a huge spotlight on the fact that Iolaus is now a plus sized black woman who outshines Hercules in every way, is amazing at martial arts and can even use magic. And yes, she calls it black girl magic.

Hades is now the main antagonist and he's totally gay because Disneyfags are using the show to write professional fanfiction.

Most of the series takes place in Egypt because KANGZ.

Xena and Gabrielle are lesbian lovers and frequent guest characters. The entire plot in every one of their episodes revolves around their queerness. Also Xena is played by a proud and loud Latinx woman. Gabrielle is Asian and uses nunchucks. And instead of aspiring to be a bard she does some kind of ancient Greece pre-internet blogging where she posts copies of her obnoxious blog posts in every town they visit. She doesn't have to manually copy the text either. Because she has somehow invented a portable printing press.

I can already see Kevin Sorbo's piss off twitter thread about that in my head for some reason

 

[Jason Wynn]

Silence of the Lambs but Buffalo Bill is a TRUE AND HONEST woman just misunderstood and demonized by the white patriarchy (Hannibal) once Hannibal tells Clarice that Buffalo Bill is not a real transsexual but he thinks he is, she draws her gun, tells him to check his privilege and shoots him in his cell, running off to troon out with Bill

 

[Wormy]

Hmmmm...

Texas Chainsaw Massacre (original): Leatherface is ALWAYS in drag instead of occasionally, he's abused constantly, and Marilyn Burns convinces her to be Stunning and Brave by chopping up her shitlord family.

The Young Ones; The entire show would be this one scene

Spies Like Us: Fitzhume get's shot in the first few minutes after trying to bed a female co-worker. Milbarge really is confirmed autistic and not just implied.

Night of the Living Dead: At least one scene of Ben fucking Barbara, Judy, and Helen both while Harry cries in a corner.

Dawn of the Dead; I DID have something, but then I remembered that the white cop gets killed off first, the black cop is the smartest in the group, and a white guy causes the whole thing to fall apart, so it's already woke I guess. NO, WAIT, the mexican biker gang member doesn't die and DEFINITELY ain't wearing that sombrero.

Day of the Dead: ......errr....not sure if that's possible. The black guy and woman are the smartest in the room. The white military men are the cause of most of the problems. I guess kill off the sympathetic white alcoholic radio tech who ends up surviving?

 

[Kerwin White]

Schindler's List, but all the Jews are black.