Reboot a tv show or movie but with token woke characters - Beat Hollywood to the punch
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Why make this shit up if its already happening on the regular.
Bongocat
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literally just open netflix and throw a dart at your screen
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Porky's but it's about black teenagers in the 1950s trying to get laid, which makes going to a redneck bar even more perilous!
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Reboot Invincible but every character is Amber
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Saving private Ryan with ugly nigger muslim dykes confined to wheelchairs taking the role of the Americans.
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I'm disappointed because I thought this was a "Reboot" thread.
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Ed, Edd n Eddy but:
* Scams are replaced with the Eds going through everyday life like the PPG Reboot.
* Edd is now non-binary and a soft uwu boy.
* Eddy's gay for Edd.
* Jimmy is even gayer than he already was and he has the trans pride flag stapled to the wall in his bedroom.
* Kevin's evil because he's cishet.
* Nazz is a lesbian who ends up with Marie and the plot takes up the latter half of the first season.
* Rolf is promoted from being the eccentric but capable and friendly immigrant to the smartest, wisest character on the show because he's poc.
* Johnny has a mental breakdown from only having Plank as his friend and becomes a flat out villain as The Gourd in the show finale.
* And of course CALARTS STYLE.
* CALARTS STYLE EVERYWHERE.
* Scams are replaced with the Eds going through everyday life like the PPG Reboot.
* Edd is now non-binary and a soft uwu boy.
* Eddy's gay for Edd.
* Jimmy is even gayer than he already was and he has the trans pride flag stapled to the wall in his bedroom.
* Kevin's evil because he's cishet.
* Nazz is a lesbian who ends up with Marie and the plot takes up the latter half of the first season.
* Rolf is promoted from being the eccentric but capable and friendly immigrant to the smartest, wisest character on the show because he's poc.
* Johnny has a mental breakdown from only having Plank as his friend and becomes a flat out villain as The Gourd in the show finale.
* And of course CALARTS STYLE.
* CALARTS STYLE EVERYWHERE.
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Daria but:
Daria and Jane are lesbian girlfriends. Jane is black because she's an artist and black girls are so creative. She paints BLM and Black Girl Magic pieces.
Daria is an undocumented immigrant and her disaffected attitude and sarcastic deadpan humor have been replaced by spicy saucy quips in a loud, annoyingly accented voice.
Trent is transboy and a DJ and Rapper. He's dating Jesse Moreno who is also undocumented and non-binary.
Brittany is Lawndale High's first plus sized, Nigerian, disabled cheerleader. She is in a wheelchair and also autistic. She's not dating Kevin because she's an aromantic asexual softgirl.
Mack is a Black Panther and Jodie is a BLM activist with attitude.
Daria and Jane are lesbian girlfriends. Jane is black because she's an artist and black girls are so creative. She paints BLM and Black Girl Magic pieces.
Daria is an undocumented immigrant and her disaffected attitude and sarcastic deadpan humor have been replaced by spicy saucy quips in a loud, annoyingly accented voice.
Trent is transboy and a DJ and Rapper. He's dating Jesse Moreno who is also undocumented and non-binary.
Brittany is Lawndale High's first plus sized, Nigerian, disabled cheerleader. She is in a wheelchair and also autistic. She's not dating Kevin because she's an aromantic asexual softgirl.
Mack is a Black Panther and Jodie is a BLM activist with attitude.
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The Last Samurai, but Tom Cruise's character is scolded by a new SJW character for cultural appropriation.
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every time a reply is posted on this thread, an exact copy of the message is sent directly to the writers at netflix.
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Dragon Ball Z but Chi-Chi transes Gohans behind Goku's back to punish him for his absence, then he gets a black boyfriend.
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Hercules: The Legendary Journeys but...
Hercules is played by whatever flavor of the week heartthrob is currently making the rounds despite his stature and body type being totally miscast. He also has an annoying, unmanly voice. This is done to cast a huge spotlight on the fact that Iolaus is now a plus sized black woman who outshines Hercules in every way, is amazing at martial arts and can even use magic. And yes, she calls it black girl magic.
Hades is now the main antagonist and he's totally gay because Disneyfags are using the show to write professional fanfiction.
Most of the series takes place in Egypt because KANGZ.
Xena and Gabrielle are lesbian lovers and frequent guest characters. The entire plot in every one of their episodes revolves around their queerness. Also Xena is played by a proud and loud Latinx woman. Gabrielle is Asian and uses nunchucks. And instead of aspiring to be a bard she does some kind of ancient Greece pre-internet blogging where she posts copies of her obnoxious blog posts in every town they visit. She doesn't have to manually copy the text either. Because she has somehow invented a portable printing press.
Hercules is played by whatever flavor of the week heartthrob is currently making the rounds despite his stature and body type being totally miscast. He also has an annoying, unmanly voice. This is done to cast a huge spotlight on the fact that Iolaus is now a plus sized black woman who outshines Hercules in every way, is amazing at martial arts and can even use magic. And yes, she calls it black girl magic.
Hades is now the main antagonist and he's totally gay because Disneyfags are using the show to write professional fanfiction.
Most of the series takes place in Egypt because KANGZ.
Xena and Gabrielle are lesbian lovers and frequent guest characters. The entire plot in every one of their episodes revolves around their queerness. Also Xena is played by a proud and loud Latinx woman. Gabrielle is Asian and uses nunchucks. And instead of aspiring to be a bard she does some kind of ancient Greece pre-internet blogging where she posts copies of her obnoxious blog posts in every town they visit. She doesn't have to manually copy the text either. Because she has somehow invented a portable printing press.
Morch Ponkey
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The Shadow. The hollywood suits have a brainwave and make him a wealthy black rap mogul because his name is Lamont.
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BUFFY THE VAMPIRE BUT EVERYBODY IS WOKE WHITE FEMALE AND THEY ARE SOOO WHITE GUILT BUT WOKE AND THE SHOW IS ABOUT WHITE WOMEN HELPING DIVERSITY AND HELPING BLACK PEOPLEEEEEEEE, AGAINST WHITE MALE VAMPIRES BIOLOGICAL MEN WHO WERE BORN AS A MALE WITH A PENIS MALE, AND they say, we are woke and have blue eyes and blonde hair down to our shoulders and our skin is white however we fight for justice in the NAME OF WOKE FOR THE SJW SOCIAL AND RACIAL JUSTICE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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Gone with the Wind but Scarlett O'hara is randomly black and no one wonders why. I've been thinking of this ever since they made that black Anne Boleyn show.