Recreating my iconic walking to the tree - 07/03/20 - her gunt flopped out

Beetus Knuckles said:
Holey (see what I did there? šŸ˜) shit. Even for Amber, this is a new low. This might even beat out the infamous ā€œOrange Chicken Mukbangā€ trolling video for bottom of the barrel. I wish the fire department would just roll up and fuckinā€™ hit her with the high pressure hose. She is just so damn nasty. The poor doc that has to operate on Amber deserves the Nobel Prize for Medicine and Peace...
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I have a cat who gets so unruly during baths we have to get the vet to sedate her and do it while she is out. I wonder if the surgery crew will be able to do the same with Amber when she is under.
 
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Punkinsplice said:
I have a cat who gets so unruly during baths we have to get the vet to sedate her and do it while she is out. I wonder if the surgery crew will be able to do the same with Amber when she is under.
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Most surgeries require you to bathe with a special anti-microbrial soap the morning of the procedure to reduce the risk of infection. I say they'll slap the soap-sprayer attachment on the pressure washer. Or dump the bottle in the kiddie pool out back and let Becky grab the deck brush.
 
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DefCon Dumb said:
I've never understood her fascination with walking in place & don't know nearly enough about fitness activities to know if that's better for her in any way.

Anybody?
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Remember, Big Al is a creature of least effort. If you watch her walking in place, you'll see she just sort of wobbles laterally, like a fat pendulum. If she has to walk to a destination, she has to make the gargantuan effort to first, get herself started, which is like getting an aircraft carrier to speed, and second to swing each leg in an arc around the other to get it to move forward. The strain on the hip flexors, abductors, and adductors must be incredible.
 
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she does not look well.
 
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calm down
You guys make me want to hate fat people. Seriously. They should be torn asunder LOL. Fecesbook banned me for 24 hours because of my "offensive post" which wasn't even offensive... Like yeah.. I'm normally an asshole... but I've never been banned from posting. Me and my naivete. Retard speds won't let me hear the the end of this...
 
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I don't really follow ham planet like a lot of y'all haydurs, just sorta check in every once in a while like when she makes the front page. This bitch has gotten so fucking fat that she looks like someone wearing a hollywood tier fat suit. Somebody mentioned earlier her ankle to foot ratio disparity, it's difficult for my brain to even accept that as actual body parts. This bitch has fucking shopping bags full of thick british pudding for ankles. And good job you disgusting, leaky fuck on using your pendulous momentum to wobble a short distance that even a toddler learning to walk could manage. I bet she smells fucking like fucking death y'all.

This is 100% rhetorical but how the fuck do you let yourself get to that point?
 
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iLoveDoe said:
She refuses to get a CPAP machine so she doesn't fucking stop breathing at night and instead just sleeps in a sitting position, hence Mt. Pillimanjaro exists
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Part of me respects that she's using a free home remedy that theoretically could work as well as a CPAP. However, I agree that it points to an underlying psychological issue. I remember reading someone describe her child-like method of dealing with problems as, "she fusses until someone else deals with the issue."

BoingBoingBoi said:
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she does not look well.
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Those dark eyes speak to the sleep deprivation she was talking about. I bet the stress of the cancer diagnosis is causing her to toss and turn at night, leading to the collapse of Mt. Pillimanjaro. The avalanche of fat that is Amber Reid then crashes down, crushing her own lungs down to raisins as she goes horizontal. She jolts awake shortly after, gaspeeen for air.

TuxedGieco said:
i'm actually surprised Amber is still able to walk just fine despite her weight clearly making her supposed to be bed-bound by now.
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That's what I find fascinating about her. I wonder if there is an extremely SWOLE AMBER under there somewhere. Although I heard that extreme fat-gain and the resulting hormonal imbalance is supposed to ruin your ability to grow muscles, it's impossible for her not to have a pair of impressive legs, right?

Maxliam said:
I guess they don't move in herds....
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A herd of 600lb chonkers would be terrifying. They could strip a region of food in no time at all.
 
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Answering the genuine question. If she stumbled & had to suddenly slam all her weight on one foot, she could snap her lower leg bones in that foot. For death fats, any stumble or even what would be a minor fall for anyone else can lead to a pretty severe injury - often resulting in permanent bed bound status.

"she fusses until someone else deals with the issue." That is about as perfect a description of her chosen method of coping with anything as I've ever seen.
 
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