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[Fapcop]

Most Americans fall into three camps: the ones who take mainstream European criticisms of the US at face value and make their worship of (western) Europe into their entire identity

I know exactly the type. It’s so cringe to see them come to Europe and wallow in how awful the US is.

They never quite realize that the people they talk to don’t find them neither “brave” nor “on their level”, since everyone who was raised right knows that you don’t shit in your own nest.

That’s common knowledge around the world. Even among snobby French or Dutch. You country may not be perfect, but you don’t shit all over it to total stranger for their approval.

 

[Thé au lait]

I know exactly the type. It’s so cringe to see them come to Europe and wallow in how awful the US is.

They never quite realize that the people they talk to don’t find them neither “brave” nor “on their level”, since everyone who was raised right knows that you don’t shit in your own nest.

That’s common knowledge around the world. Even among snobby French or Dutch. You country may not be perfect, but you don’t shit all over it to total stranger for their approval.

I agree wholeheartedly, I have no idea why they do this. They do it with race too, they never shut up about how horrible they are for being white while at the same time being so aggressively white and wealthy it's painful. On the other hand, they get really pissy if anybody around them does something too "foreign" to them.
I assume they do the exact same thing in France? "Wait no, you can't do X thing, that's not my ideals!"

 

[Calandrino]

Hey, look, they're talking about us again!

@Sargon's wife's son you got roasted pretty hard lmao

Oh, I wouldn't be surprised if she was turned on by us already, we do have that effect on women

 

[Fapcop]

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Oh, I wouldn't be surprised if she was turned on by us already, we do have that effect on women

“Why I wish one of those white, Christian nationalists was right here! I’d give him a piece of my mind! It would just be terrible that he’d throw me down, tear off my clothes and rape me! Just imagine him filling me with 8 inches of raging hard misogyny! Horrible!”

Sure is weird how they like to talk about white man raping them and putting them in cages and shit. Almost like a humiliation fetish or something.

 

[Free the Pedos]

should have never agreed to the divorce, cause that's when he gave up most of his influence and control, which is why he is now in an impossible situation.

Then he'd still be married to his spineless wife and her parents, though. I can't wish that on him.

 

[AnOminous]

Illegal entry is a criminal offence, even if you put in an asylum claim at worst you will be in detention at best you will still be on immigration bail reporting weekly unless they abscond. People who think they can just be scooped up off a boat like fucking hook a duck are beyond help, if you commit illegal entry (or unauthorised even if you are from the UK) you will get reamed for it.

The U.S. has a perverse system where if you show up with an asylum claim at the border (or get caught in the process of illegally entering and then make an asylum claim), the default is you're kept in some kind of detention until it's decided, which could be years, often an actual prison with convicted criminals. And of course the family is split up in the meantime because they don't send kids to prison.

However, if you enter, even illegally, and are inside the border, and then make an asylum claim, the default if you don't have some other issue other than the illegal entry is that you stay out on immigration bond of some sort while your claim is made.

Now if someone outside the country consults an immigration lawyer, the lawyer won't tell them directly to do this, since it's unlawful to counsel a crime. Well, not usually, some will, but they'd get in trouble if they got caught somehow. However, they will let the client know that this is the case, just not say "so break the law and you'll be better off."

This isn't uniformly the case, but it's seriously perverse to punish people for going through the lawful process while simultaneously treating people whose first act in the country is entering illegally better.

 

[Thé au lait]

should have never agreed to the divorce

Can you actually just go "nooooo child, you are not divorcing me because this isn't even a conversation! Enjoy being stuck with me"?

 

[DumbDude43]

Can you actually just go "nooooo child, you are not divorcing me because this isn't even a conversation! Enjoy being stuck with me"?

legally you can't stop it, no.
but on a personal level, there's a world of difference between just meekly saying ok, or threatening to raise hell and fight tooth and nail no matter the cost.
basically if you make it clear that in case of divorce you are going scorched earth, then she will think twice about doing that shit over minor nonsense.
but if you are a spineless doormat who will make divorce convenient and easy for her by willingly cooperating with the process and paying the bills, then she has no reason to hesitate.

 

[Seafarer]

I don't understand redditors

https://old.reddit.com/r/LateStageCapitalism/comments/1dba22v/your_handy_guide/

https://web.archive.org/web/20240609035239/https://old.reddit.com/r/LateStageCapitalism/comments/1dba22v/your_handy_guide/

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Imagine if someone started reposting that image every once in a while but added one random logo to the image collage every time until someone figured it out lmao.

 

[JJLiautaud]

https://www.reddit.com/r/FuckingFascists/comments/1d594os/aftercare_until_june_9th_due_to_eu_election_make/

The fuck.

 

[holyhandgrenade]

I really don't understand who the transphobes are supposed to be killing here?

if it's bad mlp fan artists then it's not a net loss at all

L|A

 

[crunchy bits are the best]

if it's bad sjw artists in general then it's not a net loss at all

Fixed it.

LOL, as if people are going to get pissed at your drawing in the first place. They will just tell you you're a fucking moron instead.

 

[AnOminous]

legally you can't stop it, no.
but on a personal level, there's a world of difference between just meekly saying ok, or threatening to raise hell and fight tooth and nail no matter the cost.
basically if you make it clear that in case of divorce you are going scorched earth, then she will think twice about doing that shit over minor nonsense.
but if you are a spineless doormat who will make divorce convenient and easy for her by willingly cooperating with the process and paying the bills, then she has no reason to hesitate.

Almost anything you can possibly do to stay out of divorce court is better than being in divorce court. I think the worst behavior I've ever seen was from two lawyers getting divorced. They both turned into bitter, evil fucks who hated the entire world. I'd rather be living in a van down by the river than ever end up like that.

 

[Vindeo]

36 year old woman wasting her life being paranoid over COVID slowly realizing she will never find a partner.






Found some more lolfuel.

 

[Fapcop]

36 year old woman wasting her life being paranoid over COVID slowly realizing she will never find a partner.




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Found some more lolfuel.

They actually made some “COVID conscious” dating site. Search for it in their posts. Bet you the profiles could be good for some lolz.

From: R/relationshipadvice…



TLDR: Pornsick man gets unwittingly pissed on by his GF. GF now has to piss on him every time they have sex, in order NOT to hurt his feels.

Can you imagine how hard the porn producers laugh, when they meet in the synagogue every Saturday to compare notes?

 

[Orc-Chud]

They actually made some “COVID conscious” dating site. Search for it in their posts. Bet you the profiles could be good for some lolz.

From: R/relationshipadvice…

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TLDR: Pornsick man gets unwittingly pissed on by his GF. GF now has to piss on him every time they have sex, in order NOT to hurt his feels.

Can you imagine how hard the porn producers laugh, when they meet in the synagogue every Saturday to compare notes?

Squirting is real outside of porn lol

 

[holyhandgrenade]

Squirting is real outside of porn lol

let's not get into an autistic debate about piss kinks kthx

 

[Fapcop]

Squirting is real outside of porn lol

Except few people would have heard about it or seen it, and guys sure as hell wouldn’t try to make every woman “squirt”.

And btw, plenty of gynecologists believe that there’s no such thing outside of porn and that it’s just piss.

 

[Flaming_Barghast]

Can't believe I'm saying this but i honestly can't help but sympathize with him because it seems like he'd been through a lot.

Agreed.
On top of that, it's for the best imo. People who end up resenting their kids because of misplaced stresses are a dime a dozen.
It could have definitely been handled better, have her stay there for the night. I know it's just a kid being a brat but being told that could honestly hurt, especially the "I wish stepdad was my REAL dad!"

It was definitely cruel but I guess it taught her 1 of 2 things, words have consequences or words can get her what she wants if this is something she really wanted, especially if they spoil her after to make up for the abandonment.

 

[Flaming_Barghast]

Squirting is real outside of porn lol

Telling you this as a woman, no, it's always piss. The glands that produce discharge are too far inside to cause a squirt.