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To be fair the guy is legitimately autistic and doesn't seem to have many friends, insulting his legos is basically insulting half the things that make life worth living for him
Absolutely, she hurt him. Assuming that this isn’t a LARP, what we’re reading is her account. She knows that she fucked him up. That’s the best part—that her response was to make a throwaway and type that out. The autistic guy/concern-trolling woman combo is quintessential Reddit. Suffer Reddit couple.
 
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>Put your legos away
>Fucking dies on the inside
Why would she be so terrified of getting divorced by this techie manchild with whom she shares almost no interests and seemingly has no children, who is high maintenance, introverted, autistic and has no life? Why would the threat of losing this man drive her to write a wall of text about it on reddit? Help me understand fellow kiwis I can't think of anything!
 
do these people ever get bored?
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The same thought terminating cliches, shoving words in peoples mouths... to comvince yourself they said something else. Whenever you hear shit that doesnt suit yoir narrative so you have to spin what they said into something that does.
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Why would she be so terrified of getting divorced by this techie manchild with whom she shares almost no interests and seemingly has no children, who is high maintenance, introverted, autistic and has no life? Why would the threat of losing this man drive her to write a wall of text about it on reddit? Help me understand fellow kiwis I can't think of anything!
Money
 
Not a Mass resident, but really liked this comparison


Today on "redditors fall for obvious fake news" we have this post

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Lets just ignore the fact that this comparison really doesn't look as good for them as they think. for this post i just want to stick to the facts.

If you are anything like me you'll notice that there is a huge discrepancy in the image, MA have way too few townships or whatever americans call it, so i went to check on ddhq for the results

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well there you go, 30 seconds of googling proves this post as complete horse shit, unanimous my fucking arse. but lets go deeper.

Judging from the size of the segments on the MA i'm going to guess that this actually shows the house election results, so lets look at them

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WOW, what a total blue wave my fellow dem trannies! trumpie btfo!!!!!!!
wait, lets look at the results per section

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oh would you look at that, the GOP only contested 2/9 of the seats. most were incumbent LMAO. No wonder they won all of them you retards.

sorry leddit you fell for complete fake news, retards. but you are so smart though!!!
 
Not a Mass resident, but really liked this comparison


Today on "redditors fall for obvious fake news" we have this post

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Lets just ignore the fact that this comparison really doesn't look as good for them as they think. for this post i just want to stick to the facts.

If you are anything like me you'll notice that there is a huge discrepancy in the image, MA have way too few townships or whatever americans call it, so i went to check on ddhq for the results

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well there you go, 30 seconds of googling proves this post as complete horse shit, unanimous my fucking arse. but lets go deeper.

Judging from the size of the segments on the MA i'm going to guess that this actually shows the house election results, so lets look at them

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WOW, what a total blue wave my fellow dem trannies! trumpie btfo!!!!!!!
wait, lets look at the results per section

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oh would you look at that, the GOP only contested 2/9 of the seats. most were incumbent LMAO. No wonder they won all of them you retards.

sorry leddit you fell for complete fake news, retards. but you are so smart though!!!
Like half the replies in that thread are about dunkin donuts because of course. The first comments in every single thread are always "remember product" , a pop culture reference or a retarded pun that drags on for 200 posts.
 
Faggot is rushing to discover his degenerate fetish before Trump comes into power. They really do treat this shit like trading cards.View attachment 6645988
Oh my god I fucking hate genderspecials. The way they just throw around niche "identities" like they're common knowledge is so fucking cringe. "I don't wanna lose my candyself" sound like the words of someone who is either mentally retarded or someone that belongs in a straitjacket.
Fags like him should be sent to one of those Pray the Gay Away camps because he's demonstrated their necessity with his faggotry.

Oh my god I fucking hate genderspecials. The way they just throw around niche "identities" like they're common knowledge is so fucking cringe. "I don't wanna lose my candyself" sound like the words of someone who is either mentally retarded or someone that belongs in a straitjacket.
Fags like him should be sent to one of those Pray the Gay Away camps because he's demonstrated their necessity with his faggotry.
Got a little mati there, something about the retardation of "candyself" really set me off lmao
 
Not a Mass resident, but really liked this comparison


Today on "redditors fall for obvious fake news" we have this post

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Lets just ignore the fact that this comparison really doesn't look as good for them as they think. for this post i just want to stick to the facts.

If you are anything like me you'll notice that there is a huge discrepancy in the image, MA have way too few townships or whatever americans call it, so i went to check on ddhq for the results

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well there you go, 30 seconds of googling proves this post as complete horse shit, unanimous my fucking arse. but lets go deeper.

Judging from the size of the segments on the MA i'm going to guess that this actually shows the house election results, so lets look at them

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WOW, what a total blue wave my fellow dem trannies! trumpie btfo!!!!!!!
wait, lets look at the results per section

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oh would you look at that, the GOP only contested 2/9 of the seats. most were incumbent LMAO. No wonder they won all of them you retards.

sorry leddit you fell for complete fake news, retards. but you are so smart though!!!
TBF, they were probably going by counties. And even the areas that voted for Trump are in counties with one or two larger cities that pulled the entire county blue.

'Course they're not going to mention...

Massachusetts Makes the Top List of States Losing Population in 2023

From Brain Drain to Brain Gain, Oklahoma’s Population on the Rise

...because that wouldn't exactly suit The Narrative™. I suspect the trends are even worse when it comes to the kind of people the post is implying vote Democrat, younger, educated, etc., but I'm too lazy to really dig into it.
 
Why would she be so terrified of getting divorced by this techie manchild with whom she shares almost no interests and seemingly has no children, who is high maintenance, introverted, autistic and has no life? Why would the threat of losing this man drive her to write a wall of text about it on reddit? Help me understand fellow kiwis I can't think of anything!
There's this strange Earthling phenomena they call "love".
 
Not a Mass resident, but really liked this comparison
Unlike Massachusetts, Oklahoma has many actual Indians and Indian reservations. Many are quite poor and only the resource the tribes invest in seems to be casinos.

I'd rather live in Oklahoma and risk tornados then live in Massachusetts.
 
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I would honestly be pretty dumbfounded as well if my adult son decided to get an SpongeBob tattoo
Absolutely, lol. I don't think you have to be aware of your kid being a Spongebob mega-fan to question that decision. It'd be one thing if he was just ordering a Spongebob hoodie, but this is a permanent tattoo that'll make people raise their brows for the rest of your life.

Since he apparently broke down in the tattoo parlor, it's going to remind him of his mom forever.
 
Not a Mass resident, but really liked this comparison


Today on "redditors fall for obvious fake news" we have this post

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Lets just ignore the fact that this comparison really doesn't look as good for them as they think. for this post i just want to stick to the facts.

If you are anything like me you'll notice that there is a huge discrepancy in the image, MA have way too few townships or whatever americans call it, so i went to check on ddhq for the results

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well there you go, 30 seconds of googling proves this post as complete horse shit, unanimous my fucking arse. but lets go deeper.

Judging from the size of the segments on the MA i'm going to guess that this actually shows the house election results, so lets look at them

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WOW, what a total blue wave my fellow dem trannies! trumpie btfo!!!!!!!
wait, lets look at the results per section

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oh would you look at that, the GOP only contested 2/9 of the seats. most were incumbent LMAO. No wonder they won all of them you retards.

sorry leddit you fell for complete fake news, retards. but you are so smart though!!!
To be fair, OK is about 10 times bigger than MA, so I'm not surprised to see fewer counties, but isn't Massachusetts one of the states that swung right extremely hard this election? Massholes, this isn't looking good...
 
To be fair, OK is about 10 times bigger than MA, so I'm not surprised to see fewer counties, but isn't Massachusetts one of the states that swung right extremely hard this election? Massholes, this isn't looking good...
Mass is still a very deep blue state but it's kinda like what NJ did this election. Biden won NJ by 12%, but Kamala only won it by 4%.
 
If you are anything like me you'll notice that there is a huge discrepancy in the image, MA have way too few townships or whatever americans call it, so i went to check on ddhq for the results
It's not really misleading. Massachusetts has pretty large counties, that's why it was "unanimous". But counties mean sweet FA really.
 
Types like a faggot, but there's a kernel of truth here. "It's the thought that counts" has led to a lot of clutter, resentment, and wasted money because a lot of people just don't pay enough attention or care enough outside of their own world to actually know what would make a good gift for the recipient. It's frustrating to have to pretend to be thrilled with a gift that is total bogus and doesn't work at all because someone else opened their wallet for it.

But generally, this should only apply to partners and close friends, who should absolutely know you better than to give you a dud. Anyone bitching that 98-year-old Grand-Nanna "only" got socks, or a coworker's souvenir wasn't utilitarian enough, or Cousin Greg was supposed to get the Blueberry Pie Magical Fairy Doll instead of the Caramel Wonder Brilliant Fairy Doll is just plain ungrateful. So I'd want to know who the giver is.
 
Personally I find getting getting pricy well-intended but ill-suited gifts akward, but its nothing worth getting actively upset about (unless it was extremely bad financial decision-making), and with some good communication skills (impossible for redditors) the situation can usually still be remedied or even prevented to begin with.
Typically asking for or giving pricey gifts is a social faux pa anyways for that exact reason. A gift should be something small and thoughtful and if someone asks you for gift ideas you shouldn't tell them anything expensive anyways.
 
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