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[BlueCandles]

Reddit moderator caught irl collecting welfare.

 

[The Jewel of the Nile]

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Reddit moderator caught irl collecting welfare.

How come? With all the hard work they do they must be well-paid!

 

[Nod Flenders]

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Reddit moderator caught irl collecting welfare.

As we all know, the jannies do it for free.

 

[Megaton Punch]

I do get a little mad inside when people gift me Ballentines.

You can fix that by buying a bottle of absolutely disgusting scotch. Once you're through with it you'll have a newfound appreciation for mediocrity. I've heard Clan Macgregor works well for this purpose.

 

[LOWERCASE LETTERS]

You can fix that by buying a bottle of absolutely disgusting scotch. Once you're through with it you'll have a newfound appreciation for mediocrity. I've heard Clan Macgregor works well for this purpose.

you're better off buying a pack of Blue Nun widemouths, the wine so bad it made the news

 

[KonradCruise]

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>Put your legos away
>Fucking dies on the inside

>BPDemon has a resentful mental break instead of setting boundaries like two years ago
>freaks out on a man who until now likely thinks he has a wonderful wife who really loves him and is willing to join his hobbies
>says things that will permanently scar this relationship, this mans trust in his partner, and the way he thinks she feels about him
>man now believes he is wanting as a man and slips further into his role models example
>BPDemon doesn't understand why not talking to your partner about your boundaries nicely and instead bottling it all up until you randomly lash out at him has created this outcome
I really feel for this guy, its like a tragedy in slow motion and only the miracle of getting a woman to address a problem instead of avoiding it could have prevented setting it in motion.

 

[Blarmed&Dangerous]

>BPDemon has a resentful mental break instead of setting boundaries like two years ago
>freaks out on a man who until now likely thinks he has a wonderful wife who really loves him and is willing to join his hobbies
>says things that will permanently scar this relationship, this mans trust in his partner, and the way he thinks she feels about him
>man now believes he is wanting as a man and slips further into his role models example
>BPDemon doesn't understand why not talking to your partner about your boundaries nicely and instead bottling it all up until you randomly lash out at him has created this outcome
I really feel for this guy, its like a tragedy in slow motion and only the miracle of getting a woman to address a problem instead of avoiding it could have prevented setting it in motion.

Especially considering, if I'm reading this right, his whole transgression was trying to include her in his spergy hobbies rather than just shut up in his autistic gooncave.

All evidence suggests this guy works hard (or at least makes good money - the sim-racing/flight stuff is not cheap), has a couple spergy interests (I invite any of you here who are without sin to cast the first stone, just as soon as I'm finished building a table for 6mm ACW), but loves his wife, holds her opinion in esteem, and tries to include her in his shit.

She doesn't deserve him.

 

[Pumpkin Girl IRL]

I also feel that people are, ironically, too fixated on the Lego. She outright said she questioned why she married him in the first place, which would rile anyone.

 

[Sargon's wife's son]

I mean, I understand getting upset when someone loads poisonous temu crap or cheap plastic clothes that dont fit you on you, or something they obviously just grabbed out of their junk closet/re-gifted shit, just because someone felt obligated to give a gift for birthday/holiday, but seriously?

I have one friend who doesn't like getting gifts but he's also a crazed libertarian so I just buy him silver ingots they're like 40 or 50 bucks on Amazon

 

[TyrasGuard]

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>Put your legos away
>Fucking dies on the inside

I really don't get why she married this guy. I'm interested in knowing how this relationship even came to be in the first place.

 

[Sargon's wife's son]

All evidence suggests this guy works hard (or at least makes good money - the sim-racing/flight stuff is not cheap), has a couple spergy interests (I invite any of you here who are without sin to cast the first stone, just as soon as I'm finished building a table for 6mm ACW), but loves his wife, holds her opinion in esteem, and tries to include her in his shit.

Clearly this guy should divorce his wife and just find some close male friends he doesn't need such a nasty woman in his life

 

[ChromaQuack]

I have one friend who doesn't like getting gifts but he's also a crazed libertarian so I just buy him silver ingots they're like 40 or 50 bucks on Amazon

Why would you admit you know Null IRL like this?

 

[Vampirella]

>BPDemon has a resentful mental break instead of setting boundaries like two years ago
>freaks out on a man who until now likely thinks he has a wonderful wife who really loves him and is willing to join his hobbies
>says things that will permanently scar this relationship, this mans trust in his partner, and the way he thinks she feels about him
>man now believes he is wanting as a man and slips further into his role models example
>BPDemon doesn't understand why not talking to your partner about your boundaries nicely and instead bottling it all up until you randomly lash out at him has created this outcome
I really feel for this guy, its like a tragedy in slow motion and only the miracle of getting a woman to address a problem instead of avoiding it could have prevented setting it in motion.

If I was reading that post right, the husband has all of his hobby stuff in his own room. What's wrong with that, it's not in the way of anything and it's his own space to relax. Also he makes music, that's a good hobby. Really the only one that sounds autistic is having Legos and that's not that bad compared to other hobbies. How heartbreaking was it for him to hear her yell at him like that when all he wanted to do was share his hobbies. What a bitch.

 

[Free the Pedos]

I also feel that people are, ironically, too fixated on the Lego. She outright said she questioned why she married him in the first place, which would rile anyone.

I read in a marriage advice article, I think from the Gottmans so it wasn’t total BS, that there are some statements you can never take back that will doom you. “I never should have married you “ is right in there with “I never loved you.”

 

[Ultrapenguin]

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I really don't get why she married this guy. I'm interested in knowing how this relationship even came to be in the first place.

This is a reddit user. For these types relationships are less about actual passion and more about the fact they believe it impugns their image if they're single by a certain age. Marriage is basically a trophy to prove you're a mature and successful adult.
Notice how one of her insults was that he needs to get a social life, because if other people don't approve of your existence it means you aren't worthwhile as a person.

It probably involved a dating app, and was probably based mainly on the fact he made enough money, didn't have any wrongthink opinions or habits, and was roughly the same age. That's the extent of it.

 

[KuwabaraTheMan]

Both of these people sound like immature children. The guy is playing with toys and analyzing the deeper meaning of TV goyslop and the woman hasn't left her bitchy high school attitude behind.

 

[ReceiveAndAsk]

You can fix that by buying a bottle of absolutely disgusting scotch. Once you're through with it you'll have a newfound appreciation for mediocrity. I've heard Clan Macgregor works well for this purpose.

The thing is, I have access to more than enough high quality homemade spirits. I have zero intention of ever drinking low quality hard liquor.

 

[the aging locust.]

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Reddit moderator caught irl collecting welfare.

shouldve kicked him in the back

 

[Sneedposting]

I understand how parental neglect can culminate into these "last straw" scenarios and make a person very brittle, but this is the type of admission you'd only find on Reddit.

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Reads like a woman posted it, mainly because of the term "parentifying", never seen a guy use that word except gross troons. still autistic as fuck though, and the mental image of an autistic land whale crying in a tattoo shop is funny.

 

[Dick Johnson]

But generally, this should only apply to partners and close friends, who should absolutely know you better than to give you a dud.

This reminds me of my mother, who gives me a sweater every Christmas. She's done so for years, presumably using the logic of "I never see Dick wearing sweaters, it must be because he doesn't own any sweaters." I feel like a jerk, given that my response the past several years is 'I don't wear sweaters, please stop buying me sweaters, no I'm not going to just try it on anymore just leave it in the package so it can be returned', but the alternative in the past has been let one dresser drawer fill with sweaters until I take them to Goodwill. At one point I had a half-dozen virtually identical sweaters. I hate making my mom feel bad on Christmas but enough with the fuckin' sweaters.