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[ToroidalBoat]

gushing over AI is peak redditor

The only views on AI-art I've seen on Reddit so far are very much anti-AI.

 

[Fëanor Curufinwë]

It was also common to hold the baby in until the doctor was ready. Rosemary Kennedy's disabilities pre-lobotomy were due to this. The nurse held her in too long(2 hours to be exact) because the doctor was busy with other patients during a spanish flu outbreak.

I didn't know a woman in labor could "hold in" a baby like you can hold in your pee

 

[Elysian]

I didn't know a woman in labor could "hold in" a baby like you can hold in your pee

I don’t really think they can? I think it’s the nurses doing most of the holding in that situation, working against the woman’s effort to push.

 

[TarragonRespecter]

I was Perma banned from the site for saying the Democrats don't actually give a fuck about the LGB community, they only care about the T.

I was in the apex legends sub when the tranny character dropped and I said "Trans people are evil" and within 5min I had an admin message saying I promoted hatred and had a fullsite ban.

 

[Duck & Cover]

Sophisticated Reddit humor.

 

[Drama Fan]

Tough-guy redditors of /r/hockey have cried and shidd themselves so much about jokes referring to Canada as the 51st state that it's now a 3 day ban. (archive)

Basically: Ya'll can't behave, you keep shitting up the sub by crying about this.

"51st state" jokes are now considered trolling and will immediately result in a three-day ban. Chirping is one thing, but a lot of users don't consider it a joke, and these have become so wildly overused, especially by bad-faith users, that they aren't worth putting up with anymore.
School/mass shooting jokes will immediately result in a seven-day ban. This should be obvious.

Replies cry that this isn't enough!

We're super cereal about our sovereignty, guys! It's no joke! t. the same type of people that constantly accuse the USA of being puppeted by Putin

Is it really morally worse to joke about real dead children than an annexation that will never happen? HMMMMMMM? Do you have a source? Did you do math to make sure it's actually 2.3x worse?

Redditors are exhausting, but somehow it annoys me more in sports subreddits where you'd imagine there might be normal people. But Oops, it's all redditors.

 

[Geoff Capes Vapes Apes]

Tough-guy redditors of /r/hockey have cried and shidd themselves so much about jokes referring to Canada as the 51st state that it's now a 3 day ban

What about calling it America's gay, French hat? Is that permitted?

 

[MyBallsItch]

Sophisticated Reddit humor.

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>A guy looks vaguely like a butch lesbian due to '70s fashion (by the way, why is it in a subreddit called OldSchoolCool - 80% of the 70s was embarrassing as fuck)
>"OMG LE LGBTQ?!"
>"haha, me no want to live "

Then kill yourself. Life is shit, we all get it - if you cannot see and do not even wish to see the wonder that exists in the world, then you no longer have to participate in it.
Reminder: these people argue that rape jokes promote rape culture. That if you joke about rape, you're normalizing it and depreciating the seriousness of the crime.

 

[ToroidalBoat]

The only views on AI-art I've seen on Reddit so far are very much anti-AI.

examples from a subreddit on C&H funposting:

Yes, I get that this was in fact drawn by a human, but I also didn't want to use an ai art maker. : r/okbuddyrosalyn

Get out : r/okbuddyrosalyn

Luddites Unite! : r/okbuddyrosalyn

Seems that there was like just 1 or 2 AI-generated things posted on that subreddit, there was much REEE-ing and anti-AI stuff made, and then any AI stuff was banned by mod.

 

[Gondolindrim]

OP gets fired for harassing a Nazi

Oh wait, it wasn't a Nazi. Just some guy wearing Trump gear

What an unexpected twist.

 

[ToroidalBoat]

Oh wait, it wasn't a Nazi. Just some guy wearing Trump gear

"I'm just sick of pretending that they aren't the same thing." - AzureCitrus

One can almost see the soy face there.

It is also amazing -- and disturbing -- how the "woke" MSM and SJW "social engineering" have been able to BS a lot of people to think that "Orange Man is Hitler 2", "freeze peach" is "fascism", and tyranny is Our Democracy™. That's some real 1984 crap going on there.

 

[ChromaQuack]

OP gets fired for harassing a Nazi
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Oh wait, it wasn't a Nazi. Just some guy wearing Trump gear
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What an unexpected twist.

A bigot's dollar is worth as much as a libtard's virtue bucks yet it appears this redditor learned all the wrong lessons from being fired. I also do not believe for a second they were being merely "impolite".

Sucks to suck I guess, but if they don't like it they can start their own business.

 

[Megaton Punch]

I think I've done it. I've found the most Reddit post imaginable that doesn't involve molesting children.

You see, OP has been big sad ever since Pmurt took office.

She misses the 2000s! And can't we all relate? Many of us were teens and tweens in the year 2000.

Unlike OP, who was one.

No, I mean literally one year old.

But that's cool. Being a child is something we can all look back fondly on, even if most people don't mean back when they were shitting into a diaper. And surely her other complaints have more merit! For example, everything is so expensive now.

Who among us hasn't felt the sting of inflation? And...hey, wait a second. What's this?

Oh. OP lives in a household that makes at least 200k and owns her own house in her mid 20s. I'm pretty sure that makes her incredibly privileged, but not all is as easy as it seems. You see, OP never gets to take vacations.

Well, except for her recent trip to Japan.

And, uh, her next trip to Japan next year.

But aside from that, she basically never even leaves the house! She leads the life of a peasant, for real!

She also feels the same pain navigating the job market as the rest of us.

Sure, she got a job right out of college making six figures, but her "role" isn't quite to her liking, which makes her basically a martyr.

Obviously, based on what we know about her, her life is harder than any but the most iron-willed could bear.



Indeed, how could anyone but the rich be happy?

And by "the rich" I mean, well...

Her.

 

[Gondolindrim]

A bigot's dollar is worth as much as a libtard's virtue bucks yet it appears this redditor learned all the wrong lessons from being fired. I also do not believe for a second they were being merely "impolite".

Sucks to suck I guess, but if they don't like it they can start their own business.

I'd respect him if he was rude to an actual swastika wearing Nazi because at least that takes balls. Yelling at some boomer for voting a certain way is just pathetic

 

[Celestial Peace]

Sophisticated Reddit humor.

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I'm not the one to talk but what's up with redditors and their "Oh, life sucks amirite, guys? I'm so ironic and funny!" gay-ass comments? This reads like Millennial faggotry.

Also way to self-expose at your own parents' expense without their consentment, asshole.

 

[Calzaghe2]

Do it faggot

 

[Caligura]

OP gets fired for harassing a Nazi
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Oh wait, it wasn't a Nazi. Just some guy wearing Trump gear
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What an unexpected twist.

How would a Redditor react when they call Trump and MAGA people Nazis but they are literally some of the most pro-Zionist people out there.

 

[Jace on ice]

I'd respect him if he was rude to an actual swastika wearing Nazi because at least that takes balls. Yelling at some boomer for voting a certain way is just pathetic

I was in a coffee shop once and the guy in front of me had a swastika tattoo on his neck, he was also the largest person I've seen irl.

At least 6'7 and so muscular he looked like Arnold when he won Mr Universe.

You do not fuck with the type of people willing to get a swastikas tattoo and any reddit soy claiming to have done so is LARPING.

 

[Gondolindrim]

I was in a coffee shop once and the guy in front of me had a swastika tattoo on his neck, he was also the largest person I've seen irl.

At least 6'7 and so muscular he looked like Arnold when he won Mr Universe.

You do not fuck with the type of people willing to get a swastikas tattoo and any reddit soy claiming to have done so is LARPING.

Rick and Morty of all things had a good joke about that: What could you possibly call someone whose comfortable being called a Nazi? They've crossed a threshold.

 

[Vampirella]

What could you possibly call someone whose comfortable being called a Nazi? They've crossed a threshold.

A dirty Jew?