I think I've done it. I've found the most Reddit post imaginable that doesn't involve molesting children.
You see, OP has been big sad ever since Pmurt took office.
She misses the 2000s! And can't we all relate? Many of us were teens and tweens in the year 2000.
Unlike OP, who was one.
No, I mean literally one year old.
But that's cool. Being a child is something we can all look back fondly on, even if most people don't mean back when they were shitting into a diaper. And surely her other complaints have more merit! For example, everything is so expensive now.
Who among us hasn't felt the sting of inflation? And...hey, wait a second. What's this?
Oh. OP lives in a household that makes at least 200k and owns her own house in her mid 20s. I'm pretty sure that makes her incredibly privileged, but not all is as easy as it seems. You see, OP never gets to take vacations.
Well, except for her recent trip to Japan.
And, uh, her next trip to Japan next year.
But aside from that, she basically never even leaves the house! She leads the life of a peasant, for real!
She also feels the same pain navigating the job market as the rest of us.
Sure, she got a job right out of college making six figures, but her "role" isn't quite to her liking, which makes her basically a martyr.
Obviously, based on what we know about her, her life is harder than any but the most iron-willed could bear.
Indeed, how
could anyone but the rich be happy?
And by "the rich" I mean, well...
Her.