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Dang it's Avowed all over again lol
It’s sad seeing these people trying to prop up the rotting corpse of Obsidian. The devs who made the magic happen with New Vegas have long since departed the studio.

Maybe it’s the sunk cost fallacy, maybe it’s blind brand loyalty or maybe it’s just culture war BS.
 
or worse, if janitors are to be believed
Men's restrooms have the absolute worst messes, but are on average cleaner, typically having less blood (understandable) and piss (less so) on the floor. Women's rooms were grosser 49 times out of 50 when I was still cleaning them, but they never had gay male prostitutes' phone numbers written on the stall walls in their own feces, for example.

On that note, can femkiwis please explain to me how the fuck y'all manage miss when y'all sit down to pee? I genuinely still can't figure out how the fuck there was always so much fucking PISS on every surface in the women's restrooms when I had to clean them at closing. Does the entire "fairer" sex just have a piss play kink or something?
 
Destiny’s sexuality is "Reddit mod"

ICE getting a time machine to retroactively deport illegals sounds like the faggiest YA novel mimicry of a Philip K Dick novel written by a POC featuring some plucky sixteen year old black mexican illegal immigrant and her white soyboy cuck boyfriend
You overcooked it a little. Try "ICE getting a time machine to retroactively deport illegals sounds like a Ryan North novel that probably came out last year"
 
why can’t we have more redditors who want to build train rails or walkable cities instead of whatever the fuck this is lol
It's a shame Redditors made the entire discourse of having better and more accessible public transit over owning cars sound so gay and cringe. I don't like having to shell out shit tons of money every month just for gas and then the occasional car maintenance when I can pay $50 to $100 a month for just public transportation fares.
 
It's a shame Redditors made the entire discourse of having better and more accessible public transit over owning cars sound so gay and cringe. I don't like having to shell out shit tons of money every month just for gas and then the occasional car maintenance when I can pay $50 to $100 a month for just public transportation fares.
Public transit only works in majority-white neighborhoods.

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In this week's episode of "Reddit trannies ruin everything" we have murderbot.

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/The_Murderbot_Diaries
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Murderbot_(TV_series)
Murderbot started a series of novellas about a secunit, essentially a mass produced vat grown robocop who's series of robots serve as rent-a-cops around the galaxy. They are part machine part organic, but essentially at the end of the day they are AIs with organic parts. They are smart enough to have an aproximation free will, but no real knowledge of how to use it, and they have a governor module that more or less forces them to obey humans. They are intelligent, but don't have emotions and for the most part don't care for much other than accompishing their assigned tasks.

Enter murderbot. A rogue unit that figured out how to hack its governor module and essentially completely claim free will. Unfortunately if anyone finds out it has free will, they'll just melt it down for parts. So it just pretends to still be under human control to the best of its ability, while downloading and watching corny soap operas to keep itself entertained on the side, sometimes using them as inspiration for improvized plans.

Essentially imagine if robocop watched a little too much star trek and started using kirk's plans to rescue civilians. The catch is that murderbot doesn't actually like humans all that much. It finds them stupid and annoying, and it'd much rather be left alone to watch star trek all day than have to deal with them.

Its a quaint little series of stories, they're not peak fiction, but its an intresting what-if premise of a robot who is actually perfect content with itself and enjoys being a robot just fine, while feeling no need to become more "human" or mingle with or be accepted by humans.

What could possible go wrong you say? Well you see, in the setting, SecUnits, despite looking like people on the outside, in the corporate dominated world of the rim, they are basically pieces of equipment, no more significant than a camera, or a gun, or a flashlight, so people refer to them as "it" in the same way you refer to your wrench.

As we established, murderbot isn't human and doesn't really care for humans, it doesn't care for anything, it doesn't have emotions, and if left alone would probably stare into a wall all day while watching star trek reruns. So when people refer to it as it, it doesn't care what they think, because it doesn't care for the opinions of humans, and just goes "ok".

Enter: Reddit trannies.
>Go into fandom subreddit
>Its trannies bitching all day
I do wonder how even lib types can tolerate this shit, cant even talk about the actual content without troons popping in about pronouns
 
That's simple- we don't sit down to pee. It's an easy way to catch a nasty infection. So we hover, ski jumping style
I would imagine that this would stop being an issue if y'all would all just like... stop doing that so y'all's toilet seats aren't constantly soaked in piss. Like, you KNOW they make purse-sized packs of Chlorox wipes, right?
 
I would imagine that this would stop being an issue if y'all would all just like... stop doing that so y'all's toilet seats aren't constantly soaked in piss. Like, you KNOW they make purse-sized packs of Chlorox wipes, right?
Idk if derailing more is the answer, but we know you are a janitor.

Fucking jannie.
 
I would imagine that this would stop being an issue if y'all would all just like... stop doing that so y'all's toilet seats aren't constantly soaked in piss. Like, you KNOW they make purse-sized packs of Chlorox wipes, right?
Or that most stuff you could "catch" actually doesn't survive in such a cold environment anyway?
The hovering like a wolf thing is so retarded and I hate it too. If the place is so filthy then just don't go and wait until you get home, else carry some alcohol in your purse and clean the seat with some toilet paper and said alcohol if you're so paranoid.
Stupid bitches make the place filthy for everyone else.
 
r/blackpeopletwitter is reacting to SCOTUS looking into protections for black voters
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Comments are predictably seething
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One thing I notice that's unique to Democrats is their complete and utter disdain for nonvoters. I don't see this from Republicans, Libertarians, actual fascists, just libs. If they could have had people threatened at gunpoint to vote for Kamala, they would have. Of course, their moaning about the election is forgetting the fact that the Supreme Court is essentially an unelected oligarchy full of people who have lifelong terms and very little to do with the presidential election. You'd think they'd be more focused on that but no, this is somehow Trump's fault.
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I bet good money these people won't even feel the effects of this despite crying about how it's over.
 

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