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You're not supposed to touch the toilet seat with your urethra, I think this misunderstanding is the cause of all the piss spraying.

Also, when I have to take a shit, I cover the seat with toiletpaper so my ass doesnt have to touch the seat.
 
So reddit has this feature now where you can basically play “games” inside of reddit, and while I have not played the other games, I did play r/honk which is basically, A flappy bird clone where you play as a goose on a plane and jump over pipes and shit.

Now why I’m I bringing this up? Well, because it apparently has its own level editor! Where many “smart " and “funny” redditors make their stages with very predatory microtransactions and loot boxes with the ability to rent, yes you heard me right! RENT! goose skins instead

But to cut to the chase of what I'm going to show, some redditors really can't get run away from the stereotype can't they?
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That's exactly what I'm not doing
And you have to to sit to piss? I've yet to have my sack - you know, that thing that dangles a couple inches below my pelvis - touch a public toilet seat, so unless you're an 800lb landwhale you shouldn't have any trouble not rubbing your vulva all over the seat. Guess what else! When I see traces of urine or fecal matter on the seat... that's part of what the pack of Clorox wipes I keep in my cargo pocket are for. Don't be a vantablack nigger, do your best to leave your corner of the world at least a little bit better than you found it, or at the very least, don't actively make it worse because of some irrational fear that you desperately need sorted out.
 
So reddit has this feature now where you can basically play “games” inside of reddit, and while I have not played the other games, I did play r/honk which is basically, A flappy bird clone where you play as a goose on a plane and jump over pipes and shit.

Now why I’m I bringing this up? Well, because it apparently has its own level editor! Where many “smart " and “funny” redditors make their stages with very predatory microtransactions and loot boxes with the ability to rent, yes you heard me right! RENT! goose skins instead

But to cut to the chase of what I'm going to show, some redditors really can't get run away from the stereotype can't they?
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The reddit community can be pretty based when it isn't being smothered by jannies:



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Almost all of the popular levels at the moment are ones that are designed to be impossible to lose so that people can easily farm gems or stuff like the above that's just trolling reddit. Rare heartwarming reddit moment.
 
The reddit community can be pretty based when it isn't being smothered by jannies:

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Almost all of the popular levels at the moment are ones that are designed to be impossible to lose so that people can easily farm gems or stuff like the above that's just trolling reddit. Rare heartwarming reddit moment.
Ok that is actually based, coming from a bunch of redditors.

As for the loot box and gem system, again Its total ass because when you unlock the skins from the egg, you don't earn them, you get the ability to "rent" them or so I think.
 
Reddit leftists have a rare moment of clarity and realize that the Democrats enabling and listening to their biggest crazies was the political blunder of the century.
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It's too bad this kind of self reflection will get drowned out by the calls for violence against non believers and the usual doubling down that leftists like to do.
 
that's bullshit and i do not believe you
I believe it specifically because it's too retarded to just make up, like the infamous Reddit "poop knife", and sounds exactly like something a OCD/hypochondriac germphobe would do. Do not underestimate the power of the Woman Moment to enshittify the world.
 
That's simple- we don't sit down to pee. It's an easy way to catch a nasty infection. So we hover, ski jumping style
Irony is, you’re more likely to get a urine infection doing that as the bladder can’t empty properly in that position.
 
pretty sure that stinkditch anatomy on the toilet makes a much bigger mess and is also even more vulnerable to infection than the real thing
I'm talking about gocks here, and obviously a stink ditch would make a mess, that's part of what makes it indistinguishable from cis women's stink ditches.
 
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