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Who in their right mind would give their phone number to Blizzard?

I don't know crap about computers, but I'm sure there are about a million ways to get around the new rule. Blizzard isn't known for thinking things through.

People freely give their phone numbers to Valve, since it is required to play ranked in DOTA 2. And it's not like the phone requirement actually does anything to stop smurfing, or toxicity, in that game.
 
https://www.reddit.com/r/italy/comments/xtixt3/revealed_the_secret_british_plan_to_keep_italys/ (translation is needed for this)

Italian reddit finds out that bongs did not like the Italian communist party. Cue would-be justified complaints about foreign interference in our elections being inexorably bogged and polluted by r/Italy's obsession with sucking commie cock and seething because they've never governed our country. All the most downvoted comments are of course the ones remarking that communists weren't exactly keen on democracy either.
I love commies they always bitch about western interference in their country's elections and never the almost equally as large soviet interfence, often in the very same in the very same election.
 
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>call yourself Catholic
>thinks religion is stupid
>instead donates to Satanic Temple
>another version of religion that replaces real religion

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Going on a tangent here, but to quote, "satanism is a parody religion, so any attempt to be "serious" about it is moronic on its face.

I studied Thelema, OTO, and some other LHP-type ventures. they were almost universally populated by libertarians, mouth-breathers who obviously just hated religious parents, or gigantic dorks who needed something edgier than harry potter to base their personalities on. the whole time I met only two or three people who had a coherent philosophy, which tended toward a pretty easy to swallow "symbols and rituals can be powerful if you personally want them to be, I find these symbols and rituals fun, so here I am." death metal absurdists.

Ironically they all hated groups like Order of Nine Angles, who are much more meaningfully satanic i.e. they pursue doing actual harm to others for personal gain, engage in ritual violence, promote nazism and sometimes murder people.
 
Wasn't Blizzard the company that drove a woman to suicide because the amount of sexual harassment she got? Nah, not being able to play a bullshit zoomer game is FAR worse that.
It's pretty standard of preddit that even when they're complaining about something that actually is shit, they have insane, moronic reasons for doing it.
 
edit: haha holy shit it's a guy and he wants to "discern a call" of some sort
We get a lot of weird dudes in their mid-30s who come through RCIA and go through the whole turbo-Catholic thing. Except "discerning a call" would be more like joining the priesthood or the Mercedarians or something, not, uh...being an altar server?
 
R/no stupid questions is basically just political bait questions and then stupid questions like this

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Seriously how are you this stupid?
 
Denton, TX (located in the Dallas-Fort Worth metro area)'s Traffic Safety Commissioner is a /r/fuckcars user who supports antifa and child drag shows.

/r/fuckcars lobbying:
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I really hate the whole tone of that post. She's been a resident of Denton for just over a year and is bragging about sneaking an unpopular regulation past the mayor/city council.

Antifa support:
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Grooming support:
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Ironically they all hated groups like Order of Nine Angles, who are much more meaningfully satanic i.e. they pursue doing actual harm to others for personal gain, engage in ritual violence, promote nazism and sometimes murder people.
Isn't that what Jon Nödtveidt from the metal band Dissection was in? I agree that theistic Satanism; which I think they call Luciferianism, seems a lot more meaningful than Satanism which is usually secular. Why bother? Just donate to an abortion clinic or whatever.
I like both black and dm, but black metal artists that actually believe in Satan make some bussin music.
 
Man that sounds like so much fun I want to be a tranny janny now. I wonder if they pair someone up with that admin whose dad kept a literal sex slave in the basement or did they actually fire that one?

Edit: I’m retarded they did fire challenor. Probably not the only pedo working for them though
 
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Not the most outrageous but I found this fascinating little creature, u/manwhogrows and thought I'd share. He's apparently a gay ginger aspiring paralegal who's struggling to quit drinking. He posts a lot in r/childfree, antinatalism, petfree, childfreepetfree, and dogfree. A LOT in r/dogfree. (And r/misanthropy, lol) The origin of his dog hatred is finally explained in this comment--He gave some guy he was dating an ultimatum and the guy chose his dogs over him, although he copes by claiming that ending the relationship was his choice.
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By his own admission, he has a small dick--His username is a reference to his "button dick" that grows to larger than a button. He has a fetish for men who also have small dicks, and tighty whities. His posts in r/tightwhities aren't especially interesting, they're pretty repetitive, but the sheer volume is sort of hilarious. A few examples from r/tightywhities, smalldickproblems, actualsmallcocks, which are all subs he frequents.
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Also comments in raisedbynarcissists, made a post of his own bitching about his mom (while living in her house).
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And probably what I find most funny about him. He fucking hates the state of Maine and rants in its tiny subreddit.
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r/Kanye is still a gem after all these years

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And to think, there was a time when this subreddit really got annoyed that r/TheDonald posters kept trolling on their part of the site, only for them to get banned off Reddit.
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Picture: The only thing whiter than /r/kanye's subscribers
 
r/Kanye is still a gem after all these years

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And to think, there was a time when this subreddit really got annoyed that r/TheDonald posters kept trolling on their part of the site, only for them to get banned off Reddit.
What’s he up to now? He’s friends with Tucker Carlson now?
 
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