Not the most outrageous but I found this fascinating little creature, u/manwhogrows and thought I'd share. He's apparently a gay ginger aspiring paralegal who's struggling to quit drinking. He posts a lot in r/childfree, antinatalism, petfree, childfreepetfree, and dogfree. A LOT in r/dogfree. (And r/misanthropy, lol) The origin of his dog hatred is finally explained in this comment--He gave some guy he was dating an ultimatum and the guy chose his dogs over him, although he copes by claiming that ending the relationship was his choice.

By his own admission, he has a small dick--His username is a reference to his "button dick" that grows to larger than a button. He has a fetish for men who also have small dicks, and tighty whities. His posts in r/tightwhities aren't especially interesting, they're pretty repetitive, but the sheer volume is sort of hilarious. A few examples from r/tightywhities, smalldickproblems, actualsmallcocks, which are all subs he frequents.


Also comments in raisedbynarcissists, made a post of his own bitching about his mom (while living in her house).

And probably what I find most funny about him. He fucking hates the state of Maine and rants in its tiny subreddit.
