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Torque Wheeler said:
It warms my stone cold heart on this frigid day that none of these people will every save enough to truly own something. They will never know the joys of running a business, keeping a car, or owning property. I think it's great because it leaves more for people who think about how their choices now effect their opportunities later
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Judging from that retarded thread they don't seem to will ever know the most simple joy of cooking and eating a nice dinner, either.
AnOminous said:
"You'll own nothing. . .and you'll be a miserable angst-ridden faggot screeching on plebbit."
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"You want a vision of the future? Imagine a screaming r*ddit janny - forever."
 
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Larry David's Crypto Fund said:
A personal lolcow of mine posts there regularly. It's great confirmation that most of the stories are grotesquely exaggerated as I've witnessed the same person go from saying to us irl that they had a scratchy throat they thought "might be covid" resulting in one missed day at work, to telling Reddit they "almost died from covid" referring back to the same original incident over the span of the past year and a half. Even managed to blame the covid near death experience on the old 'rents.
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Back in ye olden days I recounted how my dad nearly beat the shit out of me when I told my mother to eat shit (She had sent me on a 4 hour bike ride in the middle of winter to pick up something that wouldn't be ready until tomorrow) I was told to, I shit you not, leave my house and flee the state. File a report with CPS.

Looking back it's wild how spooky that is. Like, imagine, you hear your son or nephew call your wife/sister a bitch. You send his ass to his room (the switch is probably illegal) and in the time it takes you to laugh it off with wifey he's already being taught how to tie sheet ropes together by some fucking half dick in California.
 
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Tom Nook's Gloryhole said:
Fun (not really) fact: Hallucinogenics are more potent in urine than the mushrooms themselves. You can get a much more powerful high by drinking the piss of someone who has been tripping than taking the drugs directly.

No, I will not disclose how I know this.
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I learned about this from a documentary on drug use in human history i watched, it was some tribe in the mongolian taiga (or snow niggers in Canada? It's been a while) they gave as an example, the chief got to load up on shrooms and then his piss got drank by the next high-standing tribe member, this went on till even the lowest serf had his fill and the whole tribe supposedly was tripping balls in the end.
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Speaking of drinking piss, what a fucking keeper... "Swalling", Jesus Christ. Rural white trash or ghetto hoodrat, really hard to play "Guess the race" with this one.
 
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This is absolutely fucking brutal. Check out that guy's comment history, he is completely adamant that everything he believes to be morally correct is objectively morally correct, everybody else agrees that it's objectively morally correct, and the only reason anyone goes against it is because they're either evil or being paid off. How incredibly sheltered do you have to be? I mean let alone the fact that the only people sharing his braindead type of neoliberalism are like half of white folx (so 5% world population max), he is choosing an incredibly contentious topic for this, student loan forgiveness. Can he not see how other people - those that will have to pick up the bill - do not see it as undeniably objectively morally right to just forgive (=make others pay) the loans people willingly took up, knowing full well beforehand what the conditions of paying them back were?

NPC/no inner voice theory being proven right again

Jesus fucking christ I'm MATI
 
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Drachenlord said:
This is absolutely fucking brutal. Check out that guy's comment history, he is completely adamant that everything he believes to be morally correct is objectively morally correct, everybody else agrees that it's objectively morally correct, and the only reason anyone goes against it is because they're either evil or being paid off. How incredibly sheltered do you have to be? I mean let alone the fact that the only people sharing his braindead type of neoliberalism are like half of white folx (so 5% world population max), he is choosing an incredibly contentious topic for this, student loan forgiveness. Can he not see how other people - those that will have to pick up the bill - do not see it as undeniably objectively morally right to just forgive (=make others pay) the loans people willingly took up, knowing full well beforehand what the conditions of paying them back were?

NPC/no inner voice theory being proven right again

Jesus fucking christ I'm MATI
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Holy shit were you not joking.. Just a quick reading is enough to give me a headache. I'm going to have to mine it later with more sleep.
 
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Drachenlord said:
This is absolutely fucking brutal. Check out that guy's comment history, he is completely adamant that everything he believes to be morally correct is objectively morally correct, everybody else agrees that it's objectively morally correct, and the only reason anyone goes against it is because they're either evil or being paid off. How incredibly sheltered do you have to be? I mean let alone the fact that the only people sharing his braindead type of neoliberalism are like half of white folx (so 5% world population max), he is choosing an incredibly contentious topic for this, student loan forgiveness. Can he not see how other people - those that will have to pick up the bill - do not see it as undeniably objectively morally right to just forgive (=make others pay) the loans people willingly took up, knowing full well beforehand what the conditions of paying them back were?

NPC/no inner voice theory being proven right again

Jesus fucking christ I'm MATI
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But what about his free gibs? Surely you wouldn't deprive a plebbitor of that. Who care about others as long as he gets his.

It's the typical mindset of NEETs or 20/30-somethings who don't have any real life experiences. They'll rail against having to pay for college instead of railing the institutional policies which let college tuition/expenses bloat run rampant.
 
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TIFU by writing a smut fanfiction for my girlfriend's birthday : tifu

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Terminal autism. His edit on that it was only the adult characters he incorporated lets you know he definitly wrote a part including the female kid character, would explain the girlfriends reaction. Normally i'd say the whole thing is fake and gay but the story has that ultra-naive, autistic feel to it that convinces me that this actually happened.
 
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This in a reply chain of an OP basically asking why "morally correct" laws and choices can even be challenged in court in the first place. (and later the assertion that explicit unconstitutionality is irrelevant if "morally correct")

It's quite terrifying that people like this actually get a vote.. Talk about an actual threat to democracy and legal norms/order.
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Progressivism in a nutshell. Our noble intent is so obviously good that the only reason anyone could ever oppose us is if they are being knowingly, deliberately evil.
 
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