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B1g Bootie BiTcHeZ said:
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In all these disgusting reddit stories, it always weird how it's their mom falling into the awkward sexual mishaps, and people almost always laugh and joke about it afterwards. It's never "My surly dockworker dad accidentally grabbed a rag that I used to wipe up and was so mad he kicked my ass. We never talked about it again afterwards".

Maybe I'm not channeling the mind of the parent of a Redditor, but in real life if you walked in to find your wife on the ground with a broken ankle screaming in pain with your son's ejaculate all over her foot, there's a nonzero chance that kid would be getting sent to boarding school.
 
Blatant hypocrite said:
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TIFU by writing a smut fanfiction for my girlfriend's birthday : tifu

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:story: holy shit, what an idiot.

He might have gotten away with the story if it weren't smut. More akin to "Look honey! We're trapped in your favorite movie and get to meet all the characters and solve some mysteries!" Still cringe but at least kind of endearing.
But noo, instead he writes about his gf getting rawdogged by Ralph or something.

Redditors really are something else.
 
I wish we could get a filter changing *www.reddit* links into *old.reddit* links or something? Or would that break the link HTML and or be ignored by filters?


Snuckening2 said:
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My roommate is a Nick Fuentes fan

Wanted to get some advice here. It’s my first year in college and he was randomly assigned. At night, I see often see him at his desk with his...
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Completely sane redditors ponder how to respond, when you live with a confirmed Neo-nazi white supremacist psychopathic probable serial-killer. Comments are pretty funny. Hopefully OP will rat out this dangerous criminal promptly, and prevent the inevitable mass-raping and murder that will befall brave trans folx and BIPOC any minute now, if he fails to act. And lets be honest; the AF fan kinda has it coming.
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Oh what a battshit busybody. Even thinking about trying to ruin someone's life over the politics of some brainless internet personality they are watching, on the forum/sub of another brainless ideological internet personality every bit as retarded and extreme.

At least there are a few sane posters there or on reddit in general:

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Torque Wheeler said:
The dumber and more forced a story is, the more likely it's someone's fetish.
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the true story is probably that the redditor did something like coom in random spots daily in hopes that barefoot mommy would step in it, maybe the plan was successful, maybe not but the stdh is just a sorta sanitized fantasy version of irl, sanitized "it was an accident" cause even a throwaway preddit account is still tied to one's sense of self-worth.
 
I don’t deny inflation is an issue, but I fucking love these kinds of Reddit posts.

Without fail the OP always buys the single most expensive, name brand, or fancy organic version of products only to bitch how much it cost.

This dude could have spent half the money or less.

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Catler said:
I don’t deny inflation is an issue, but I fucking love these kinds of Reddit posts.

Without fail the OP always buys the single most expensive, name brand, or fancy organic version of products only to bitch how much it cost.

This dude could have spent half the money or less.

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No way in hell did that cost $67. US inflation is lower than in my country and with a very generous calculation i see $3 deodorant, $4 cereals, $4 shampoo, $2 yogurt, $2 Red Bull and let's go with $15 for the ultra-deluxe TP because the calculation isn't retarded enough yet. So, $30, more likely a bit less. Way too expensive, yes, but as you said, everything is a brandname item. Could be a kangaroo nigger fishing for gullible yank karma, though.
 
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Cpt. Stud Beefpile said:
Yeah, people do this. It's a combination of our society's overall degeneracy where talking about private bodily functions in public is A-OK instead of "EWW shut up, what are you, 5 years old?!) and that young girls in particular are not expected to become proper ladies when they grow up.

Before the Age of Insanity, it was understood that the proper way for a lady to deal with period problems was PRIVATELY. Behind a bathroom door, in a very quiet conversation with another woman well out of earshot of others, or if things got really bad by making an appointment with a doctor. Under no circumstances was it kosher to bring up one's time-of-the-month at the dinner table or sit around whimpering like a kicked puppy because "Muh peeweeud hurrrt".

Now, whining out about menustration on the Internet for pity points is considered perfectly acceptable. As if women haven't dealt with them for centuries without modern luxuries like Midol or electric heating pads.

And they didn't go begging for lootpacks for having a bodily function, either.
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You know it's possible to disagree with a cultural trend without swinging all the way around to sounding like a fucking lunatic, yeah? You sound like such a stereotype it's not even funny.
 
The Feline Solution said:
No way in hell did that cost $67. US inflation is lower than in my country and with a very generous calculation i see $3 deodorant, $4 cereals, $4 shampoo, $2 yogurt, $2 Red Bull and let's go with $15 for the ultra-deluxe TP because the calculation isn't retarded enough yet. So, $30, more likely a bit less. Way too expensive, yes, but as you said, everything is a brandname item. Could be a kangaroo nigger fishing for gullible yank karma, though.
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that’s definitely a north american wall outlet. australian ones look like this.

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The Feline Solution said:
No way in hell did that cost $67. US inflation is lower than in my country and with a very generous calculation i see $3 deodorant, $4 cereals, $4 shampoo, $2 yogurt, $2 Red Bull and let's go with $15 for the ultra-deluxe TP because the calculation isn't retarded enough yet. So, $30, more likely a bit less. Way too expensive, yes, but as you said, everything is a brandname item. Could be a kangaroo nigger fishing for gullible yank karma, though.
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Canadian on a Canadian sub. You could definitely make it cost that much if you went to a small store and bought that specific stuff, but only a retar…reddior would do that.

I know for a fact the red bull cost him 4.50-5$ because it’s overpriced sugar water. Over half of what he bought was taxable as well.
 
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Catler said:
Canadian on a Canadian sub. You could definitely make it cost that much if you went to a small store and bought that specific stuff, but only a retar…reddior would do that.

I know for a fact the red bull cost him 4.50-5$ because it’s overpriced sugar water.
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My bad, i, too, didn't think someone would be retarded enough to buy fucking toilet paper and shampoo at a bodega-style store and then complain that they vastly overpaid for stuff. But this is plebbit general after all, i should've known better.

Edit: Jesus Christ, 67 dollars canadian would be 48 yurodollars, that's like 10 bucks less than my weekly grocery budget.
 
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pikachudidnothingwrong said:
I wish we could get a filter changing *www.reddit* links into *old.reddit* links or something? Or would that break the link HTML and or be ignored by filters?
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It's a really simple fix. Here's the extension for Chrome, here's the one for Firefox, and here's one for Tampermonkey/Greasemonkey/Adguard/etc. (the huge ugly string in there is just for the extension's icon, and can safely be removed).

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pikachudidnothingwrong said:
Your FF link is to the chrome version too. Here's the link to the FF version:
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Whoops, you're absolutely right. I've fixed the bodged link now; thank you.
 
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SaidTheSpider said:
It's a really simple fix. Here's the extension for Chrome, here's the one for Firefox, and here's one for Tampermonkey/Greasemonkey/Adguard/etc. (the huge ugly string in there is just for the extension's icon, and can safely be removed).
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Thanks very much.. Totally forgot all about add-ons like that.

Your FF link is to the chrome version too. Here's the link to the FF version:

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Old Reddit Redirect – Get this Extension for 🦊 Firefox (en-US)

Download Old Reddit Redirect for Firefox. Ensure Reddit always loads the old design
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NP Happy to help. thanks again
 
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Catler said:
I don’t deny inflation is an issue, but I fucking love these kinds of Reddit posts.

Without fail the OP always buys the single most expensive, name brand, or fancy organic version of products only to bitch how much it cost.

This dude could have spent half the money or less.

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