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[Pee Cola]

They got hacked lmao

We had a security incident. Here’s what we know.

**TL:DR** Based on our investigation so far, Reddit user passwords and accounts are safe, but on Sunday night (pacific time), Reddit systems were...

old.reddit.com

Trust reddit employees to fall for an obvious phishing scam.

Ell. Oh. Fucking. Ell.

 

[.iota.]

archive 1, archive 2, archive 3

Spoiler: the post

 

[elastic eye]

I really wish reddit stopped existing.

 

[An Sionnach Seang]

nooooooo, not my heckerino Redditerino! darn those ducking incel transphobe nazi chud manchildrenerino to heck!

 

[TitchBitties]

You can't even call it a hack because it wasn't some Russian super-hacker, it was some dipshit tranny who got tricked into putting his credentials into "totallyrealreddit69420.com"
Tech industry gets invaded with these freaks and they can't even at least be smart freaks.

 

[Chef Red Pill]

They got hacked lmao

We had a security incident. Here’s what we know.

**TL:DR** Based on our investigation so far, Reddit user passwords and accounts are safe, but on Sunday night (pacific time), Reddit systems were...

old.reddit.com

Now that Reddit has been hacked, will Wikipedia display TRUE and HONEST neutrality by plastering this information into the Reddit article like they did for Kiwifarms?

 

[StMaryPiper]

You can't even call it a hack because it wasn't some Russian super-hacker, it was some dipshit tranny who got tricked into putting his credentials into "totallyrealreddit69420.com"
Tech industry gets invaded with these freaks and they can't even at least be smart freaks.

Some half retarded Indian now has millions of accounts in the palms of his unwashed hands

 

[Tomboy Supremacist]

All I want to know from the hack is how many trannies janny for free

 

[Involuntary Celebrity]

I think the fact that they issued a statement at all and not just outright denying access to internal documents indicates that nothing shocking will be leaked.
That's disappointing but maybe I'm just not thunking strong enough on this.

Or it's staged as cover for some internal corruption scandal pending related to data so that they can pin it on 'hackers'. Reddit obviously isn't what they seem and false flaggotry is SOP for intel agencies.

But I prefer to think they just got owned because they fucking deserve it.

 

[Fancy_Robot]

They got hacked lmao

We had a security incident. Here’s what we know.

**TL:DR** Based on our investigation so far, Reddit user passwords and accounts are safe, but on Sunday night (pacific time), Reddit systems were...

old.reddit.com

I'd love to see what minorities the dumbass who got phished belonged to. I'm guessing Asian isn't one

 

[Local Fed]

I just hope that no one had any Reddit gold stolen.

 

[Patrick Bait-man]

 

[whatever I feel like]

Le moi: Buys thousands of dollars of Chinese WoW timecards.


Wait a moment, le moi didn't do that at all. What could have haaaapeneded?

 

[Colon capital V]

All my wholesome rewards after posting r/natureisbrutal and r/publicfreakouts of animals and people getting brutally maced

 

[Bubble Ba'ath]

If only the hackers just inverted the karma scores of every user, turning things from funko to freaky.

 

[AskeDead]

imagine having a reddit account

 

[Half Empty]

Redditers getting phished because they are too arrogant to believe that they could ever fall for a scam is probably the most on brand thing imaginable.

 

[Sand]

“Please log into the employee intranet now to show your support for elementary school transgender drag shows, the right to free and easily accessible HRT to confused children and discord-based advice to vulnerable teens. Let’s show those cis-females what a real woman looks like!”

 

[AGuntyPaajet]

For a free bottle of troonshine ->click her<-

 

[One Quick Post]

They got hacked lmao

We had a security incident. Here’s what we know.

**TL:DR** Based on our investigation so far, Reddit user passwords and accounts are safe, but on Sunday night (pacific time), Reddit systems were...

old.reddit.com

Jesus, even the admins in response to a PR disaster can't help but talk like your average Reddit wankstain.