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DumbDude43 said:
this is a copypasta, i remember reading this as an article on some website many years ago
i am surprised that reddit allowed this to stay up and accumulate upvotes like that, would have expected them to nuke it immediately for racism
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I think it's an Amren piece. Most of the pieces on there are r*ddit-tier creative writing exercises but this one i can easily imagine happening in virtually any inner-city public school all over the US.
 
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White_N said:
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The peak of first world horrors, it's sad that this kinds of stuff don't even seem like trolling anymore.
At this point is there anything to say about redditors that hasn't been said already, at this point all hope is lost on these people, they keep making the same mistakes that others in the site have been already called out for, and NEVER get a reality check, their narcissism and lack of discipline is what makes them refuse to realize how awful their lives truly are
 
Kermit Jizz said:
"I can sense hooking up happening in the workplace"
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I've occasionally had that feeling in the past too, then cheerfully remembered there isn't one person hot enough at work to risk a job or a career over. That shit always blows up in their faces and not in the naughty fun way either.
 
moocow said:
I've occasionally had that feeling in the past too, then cheerfully remembered there isn't one person hot enough at work to risk a job or a career over. That shit always blows up in their faces and not in the naughty fun way either.
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Normally that's good advice, but if you're a dishwasher at Hooters you don't really have much to lose.
 
Alex Yiik said:
Normally that's good advice, but if you're a dishwasher at Hooters you don't really have much to lose.
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This is a good point. If he was a manager or something I'd still think it's retarded because those women are whores, but whatever, I'd understand where he's coming from. However he's the damn dishwasher, literally the lowest of the low. Why would a girl that earns in tips what he makes in a month would flirt with him? Not to mention he's on reddit, so he's probably a disgusting neckbeard or a soon-to-be tranny.
 
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This is the prototypical Nice Guy™️ who would fall head over heels for a hooker, if only he had the balls to hire one. Instead, he's gonna spend the next years sporting a permanent semi-chub at work, because he can't help but fantasize about fucking his coworkers while scrubbing sauce stains; he won't even think about trying to flirt with the girls, much less make an effort to be funny, interesting or attractive. He'll just delude himself about how, one day, the objects of his lust will tear off their clothes and demand to be bent over the counter and fucked within an inch of their life because he keeps making small talk about the weather and stuttering about the latest, normiest shit on Netflix.

I'm just gonna point and laugh at him right now, before he's either revealed as a sex pest or pulls an Elliot Rodger.
 
Syikeblade said:
It's sad yet funny the lengths troons, even militant vegans go to deny reality because it's hurts their feelings.
https://www.reddit.com/r/ftm/commen...medium=android_app&utm_source=share&context=3 (ftm doesn't want future archeologist to find a female skeleton cause it would hurt her feelings.)
From: https://www.reddit.com/r/ftm/commen...male/?utm_medium=android_app&utm_source=share ( Biology hurts their delusions)
Recap I use mobile so I can't take pics.
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