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Is everything on Reddit NSFW these days?

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The Feline Solution said:
I did a lot of kitchen work in my life, monkeying with a customer's food in any way, shape or form would have resulted in an elbow to the face by the head-chef and a swift dismissal. You can probably get away with it in a fast food kitchen with no oversight, though.
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It seems hypocritical that these are the same people who claimed you were killing immune-compromised people by not wearing a mask, getting vaxed etc. during the pandemic. You never know, the asshole might be getting a meal for their sweet grandma who has cancer and your germs just killed her.
 
Sparkling Yuzu said:
It seems hypocritical that these are the same people who claimed you were killing immune-compromised people by not wearing a mask, getting vaxed etc. during the pandemic. You never know, the asshole might be getting a meal for their sweet grandma who has cancer and your germs just killed her.
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Says the murderer.
 
Sparkling Yuzu said:
It seems hypocritical that these are the same people who claimed you were killing immune-compromised people by not wearing a mask, getting vaxed etc. during the pandemic. You never know, the asshole might be getting a meal for their sweet grandma who has cancer and your germs just killed her.
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Rest safe in the knowledge that redditors are all talk, no walk and everything they post is either made up and/or an impotent power fantasy. And yes, the hypocrisy is staggering.
 
Drama Fan said:
Hasn't anyone thought about the blind and wheelchair bound divers???
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I misread that as drivers. It doesn't make it any less hilarious, but it was a different kind of hilarious.

AnOminous said:
Quit murdering people, you murdering murderer.
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Maybe they shouldn't have such murderable faces. Ever considered that?
 
Vingle said:
I find it peculiar when predditors talk about spitting in someones food, as if it's epic own or something. The same with calling him a piece of shit, I'm sure that will change his ways.
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It reminds me of that scene in Casino where Pesci‘s brother, Santoro, spits in the cop’s sandwiches. It’s such a beta male move, he doesn’t even realize he’s a beta male under a beta. And just like beta Nicky, they both get buried in their underwear in a hole in a cornfield.
 
Tingle said:
There was actually a site that did the same thing that used to be spammed on 4chan around the same time. I don't remember what it was called but I recall more than once the entire canvas was covered with a swastika.
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Pretty sure you're talking about drawball.io. It's still around, btw.
 
Sparkling Yuzu said:
killed her.
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This is actually a big deal in the food handling training. Not following food safety guidelines can and absolutely will make people sick. Our training instructor told us a story about an improperly managed deli, and how a pregnant woman lost her pregnancy because of unclean food handling procedure. He told us it was not hypothetical.

One of the GROSSEST tests in food handling training was the white flour test. We were told to show up to work fresh and clean. We changed into our uniforms and the trainer had us put our hands in white flour before doing tasks in a sterilized (no food) kitchen. We were specifically told not to wash our hands or change gloves. (prior to common thought, it's better to have clean, dry hands than constantly be changing gloves, which customers DEMAND.)

We just simulated the working day, running the slicer, opening and closing the cold case, servicing the equipment, general shit.

At the end of the test, which was around 15-20 minutes, he lined us up. So many people had white asses. As a non-ass scratcher, I was one of the few people without a white ass. Two people were outright failed, the trainer called them ass pickers. The uniform was shitty scratchy grey polo, Black brand label ballcap, black dickies, and an apron. He actually grilled me for not having flour anywhere on me, and I pointed out I just put my hands on the apron. He said that wasn't good either, but did not fail me.

I always think it was weird how thorough and in-depth the training was, the actual job was a shitshow of health code violations.

I'm guessing these reddit faggots have never so much as gone through that training, or they'd know spitting in food is a fucking movie thing and would likely see their ass kicked if a coworker caught them.
 
ZipDisk said:
At the end of the test, which was around 15-20 minutes, he lined us up. So many people had white asses. As a non-ass scratcher, I was one of the few people without a white ass. Two people were outright failed, the trainer called them ass pickers. The uniform was shitty scratchy grey polo, Black brand label ballcap, black dickies, and an apron. He actually grilled me for not having flour anywhere on me, and I pointed out I just put my hands on the apron. He said that wasn't good either, but did not fail me.
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Holy fucking shit, the trainer should've failed ALL of the ass scratchers. Some things you just don't do in public, and they couldn't even go barely 30 minutes without their nasty habits :stress:

But trainer is retarded for whining about not you being a disgusting freak. Grilling my ass, those types are just bitter because they didn't get a higher position to be a bossy cunt.
 
ZipDisk said:
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I'm guessing these reddit faggots have never so much as gone through that training, or they'd know spitting in food is a fucking movie thing and would likely see their ass kicked if a coworker caught them.
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Like most stories on Reddit, it almost certainly is a lie for updoots. As a general rule I never believe any story I see on Reddit without some corroboration.

There is a Reddit for employees of my employer, and about half the stories there I know are lies for e-clout.
 
BootlegPopeye said:
Like most stories on Reddit, it almost certainly is a lie for updoots. As a general rule I never believe any story I see on Reddit without some corroboration.

There is a Reddit for employees of my employer, and about half the stories there I know are lies for e-clout.
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r/raisedbynarcissists always has the funniest and most retarded political fanfictions written by troons pushing a false narrative of abuse against women.

You don’t remove creatures like that from your life on a whim and then go out for brunch with them the next day. Let alone tell them anything about your life after them. Its none of their god damn business.
 
Odd Opossum said:
I think the last time I read something on Reddit that felt like this was the guy on r/TIFU who said while he was on vacation with his mother, he would have sex with a coconut he cut a hole into every night for sexual relief, and how he ended up sticking his dick into it one day, pulled it out and found out that flies had laid eggs in the hole, and had maggots crawling all over his penis.
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Why can't they just jack off like normal people?
 
ZipDisk said:
He actually grilled me for not having flour anywhere on me, and I pointed out I just put my hands on the apron. He said that wasn't good either, but did not fail me.
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I was going to call him based until he did that and didn't fail all the ass pickers. You'd think the apron would be the one thing to be okay to wipe your hands on.
 
You know, for how "inclusive" the reddit /place event is supposed to be, they absolutely hate certain nations, Belarus and Russia especially come in mind, which is why their flags are never seen, even since the 2017 version.
 
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