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[crowabunga]

I was trying to find (un)recommendations for online prescription eyeglass retailers and found this faggotry:

Firstly, that this bot exists at all pisses me off. If a troll wrote it, good job, you made me officially mad at the internet.

Secondly, the mongoloid, mystery-meat abortion-bucket refuse comprising that wretched platform never sufficiently downvoted it.

 

[biggnigghog]

Redditor finally admits that he would let a a pedo babysit his kids.

 

[Blarmed&Dangerous]

Redditor admits that he would let a a pedo babysit his kids.
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We found Vito's reddit account

 

[Drama Fan]

They walk dogs for 20-25h a week

Discord leaks later on revealed that this was also a lie. In the /r/antiwork discord Doreen said 10-12 or 10-15 hours/week and apparently was self-aware enough to know that normies would find this too extreme.

 

[Mr Bones Wild Ride]

Redditor finally admits that he would let a a pedo babysit his kids.
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Redditors are so cucked and brain broken they'd risk their child being raped as long as they're not judging anyone.

"Yeah I let a predator into my home, but at least I didn't YUCK someone's YUM"

I wonder how this guy feels about genital preferences when it comes to troons

 

[❤️ Rivet ❤️]

I am probably late but apparently the guy who lit himself on fire was a user of /r/stupidpol.

https://reddit.com/r/stupidpol/comments/1c84dx6/the_guy_who_set_himself_on_fire_outside_trump/

https://undelete.pullpush.io/r/stupidpol/comments/1c84dx6/the_guy_who_set_himself_on_fire_outside_trump/

The two posts the reddit OP links to:

https://undelete.pullpush.io/r/stupidpol/comments/1bjfk3i/the_true_history_of_the_world_haunted_carnival/

https://undelete.pullpush.io/r/stupidpol/comments/18l7gjs/dipshit_secrets_of_our_rotten_world_secret/

Reading through some of his posts he's about exactly what you'd expect.

 

[Mr Bones Wild Ride]

I am probably late but apparently the guy who lit himself on fire was a user of /r/stupidpol.

Yeah this was discussed here less than a week ago.

 

[melty]

You're right. I was researching a relatively obscure topic last week using Google and I was able to find some discussions from ten years ago on various forums but most of the links were dead and unarchived. Even if I found a page that was still up the embeds we're missing and so were random things that would have been useful. The topic is so niche that it gets discussed less and less every year. Some of the only discussion I could find was reddit threads that were 7 years old.

People actually had real conversations about stuff back then. It wasn't just retarded jokes and repeated factoids that everyone already knew from some reel that went viral. I found a discord server I thought might be relevant and it was just kids with furry avatars who can't talk without using emojis

This has been my experience too down to the weird obscure discord server that doesn't know anything. It's crazy how much less functional the internet is becoming. And really sad. I have a lot of love for the internet and all of it's weirdness and potential.

Is it really so difficult for a company to come along and make a search engine as good as Google was 10 years ago? Even fifteen years ago? Is that decade+ old technology just not attainable now for some reason??

 

[luigismanslave]

Is it really so difficult for a company to come along and make a search engine as good as Google was 10 years ago? Even fifteen years ago? Is that decade+ old technology just not attainable now for some reason??

you need investors and investors are retarded boomers who read about AI in forbes and demand it be integrated into everything

 

[Humbert Humbert]

Lolita is a truly great book which I would recommend reading, and the takeaway from that is definitely not „fucking kids is hot“ but „pedos are pathetic and evil creatures to whom you would do a favour if you put them down“. It’s obviously way more complex than that, but would recommend reading. Paging in @Humbert Humbert

it is my favorite work of art. his character is so complex and his inability to not dodge the truth and cover it up with fancy language and insinuations is even better. the people who say it condones pedos are missing the point. Yeah, Humbert does for obvious reasons, but he’s smart enough to not flat out say it. he creates excuses and reasons and sidesteps the issue. As the work itself goes, Humbert is clearly miserable the entire time he’s writing the book (and in his memories, actually. so basically the entire time he isn’t assaulting lolita).

thank you for allowing me to sperg about lolita, albeit a bit late.

 

[JJLiautaud]

Redditors are so cucked and brain broken they'd risk their child being raped as long as they're not judging anyone.

https://www.city-journal.org/article/the-rush-from-judgment

Eternally relevant.

 

[Lemon-Lime Turpentine]

Link / Archive
There's plenty of the usual reddit cringe arguing over how capitalism is to blame rather than niggers stealing shit, but what I actually laughed at was this synchronous moment:

Back to back, a woman is wistful about buying men's socks for practical reasons, and a tranny is wistful about buying women's shoes for superficial reasons. Beautiful. Woe is me, why don't they make high heels in size "ogre"?

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Another reddit moment from that thread. A middle school teacher turns lemons into lemonade by leveraging her inconvenience at CVS into an opportunity to whine to her students about gun control politics.

 

[Noble Redditor]

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Link / Archive
There's plenty of the usual reddit cringe arguing over how capitalism is to blame rather than niggers stealing shit, but what I actually laughed at was this synchronous moment:
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Back to back, a woman is wistful about buying men's socks for practical reasons, and a tranny is wistful about buying women's shoes for superficial reasons. Beautiful. Woe is me, why don't they make high heels in size "ogre"?

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Another reddit moment from that thread. A middle school teacher turns lemons into lemonade by leveraging her inconvenience at CVS into an opportunity to whine to her students about gun control politics.
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Tampon story has to be fake and most likely written by a tranny who bleeds from his anus because of all the foreign objects he shoves up there. Buying tampons is a mundane activity like buying paper plates or Gatorade. It's not awkward or embarrassing. It's not like buying condoms where I have to ask the manager where the super ultra extreme large ones are and explain that the Magnums are way too small for me. That's actually embarrassing.

What's embarrassing about buying tampons? Asking men only. Sorry ladies.

 

[Brenda Holiday]

Another reddit moment from that thread. A middle school teacher turns lemons into lemonade by leveraging her inconvenience at CVS into an opportunity to whine to her students about gun control politics.

And the guy who was on break with the key? Albert Einstein.

 

[New Fag]

Mods working overtime to stop noticers

https://archive.is/86j4r

Is there something up with Archive.is? I had to go on TOR to use it.

 

[indomitable snowman]

I was trying to find (un)recommendations for online prescription eyeglass retailers and found this faggotry:
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Firstly, that this bot exists at all pisses me off. If a troll wrote it, good job, you made me officially mad at the internet.

Secondly, the mongoloid, mystery-meat abortion-bucket refuse comprising that wretched platform never sufficiently downvoted it.

Ok I won't use gendered language. How about Saleskike or salesfag. Isn't versatile and non-gendered language great!

 

[Free the Pedos]

Tampon story has to be fake

I’m glad everyone can tell this is bullshit. Everyone knows what tampons are for, and they’re not even the most embarrassing product in CVS. Their employees spend all day showing people where the hemorrhoid creams and yeast infection treatment are.

 

[AnOminous]

What's embarrassing about buying tampons? Asking men only. Sorry ladies.

I imagine it would be embarrassing if you went in as a nearly seven foot tall ogre with three days of beard growth with stink lines coming off you in a dollar store dress with your balls dangling out and clown makeup on your face, because they'd know you were just ramming them up your ass anyway.

If you looked normal, they'd just assume you were buying them for your girlfriend or wife.

 

[PyrrhicRustle]

If you looked normal, they'd just assume you were buying them for your girlfriend or wife.

I can guarantee any drugstore clerk who has been there for more than a week does not give a shit about what you’re buying, they’ve seen worse, especially if you look, act, and smell normal.

 

[Wallace]