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[Calandrino]

Adults playing video games vs adults going to disney parks without having kids of their own. Very much the same thing.

This but unironically

 

[Mike Meekins]

NOT MY HECKING TOY!!!!

 

[Gondolindrim]

I'm calling it now that Reddit is going to suffer a similar fate to Twitter in that someone eventually uncovers the volume of bot accounts and activity on the website. Reddit is the kingpin of bots, smurfs, and shills. A solid portion of user data is nonsensical noise. Reddit is an incredibly effective marketing and advertising platform which is where its value lies. If it's discovered that most of the advertising is going to an audience of other advertisers and shills and bots it's going to have a major effect on the value and engagement.

Reddit is actively used by the government as a propaganda hub to push Current Thing and TDS. Big subs being 90% bots would be the least surprising news in the world.

 

[AnOminous]

They don't get that choosing to change something in your life always feels better at the moment of the decision.

Snort some cocaine. You'll "feel better" immediately.

But then you'll end up like this.

 

[Rubick]

Snort some cocaine. You'll "feel better" immediately.

But then you'll end up like this.
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Look like porno mug shots from a new age porno shoot featuring A tranny, a twink and a crack whore.

 

[AnOminous]

Isn't this, like, the natural state of lawyers?

Yeah, but I kind of started that way anyway.

Anyone who thinks divorce court is somewhere you want to be, no matter how evil your ex is, I recommend the advice Danny DeVito gave Michael Douglas in War of the Roses.

Or to go more classical, Dickens: “Suffer any wrong that can be done you rather than come here!”

 

[The Feline Solution]

Snort some cocaine. You'll "feel better" immediately.

But then you'll end up like this.
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Kayla looks to me like she hits the pipe instead of racking up lines here, she almost deteriorated worse than Rackets. Who, i might add, looks better in this mugshot than he did in every stream of the last six months. Kayla also has that vacant junkie stare you usually only see in opioid addicts.

 

[Osmosis Jones]

Reddit is actively used by the government as a propaganda hub to push Current Thing and TDS. Big subs being 90% bots would be the least surprising news in the world.

It must be at least a little surprising because Twitter shareholders still shid pand over that extremely obvious situation.

 

[Paintrick S Canlinson]

Reddit is actively used by the government as a propaganda hub to push Current Thing and TDS. Big subs being 90% bots would be the least surprising news in the world.

>If only you knew how bad things really are

 

[AnOminous]

>If only you knew how bad things really are

It should be no surprise to anyone that reddit glows. It may as well be an arm of the U.S. military at this point.

 

[Noble Redditor]

NOT MY HECKING TOY!!!!
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Isn't the point of Legos to build it back together? They're usually really easy and only take a few hours to complete when entirely disassembled so I don't see why he'd even be mad about this. The thing that bothers me most is that he called it "my LEGO" instead of "my LEGOS." Even if that is the proper way to pluralize the word it's still just obnoxious sounding and I can imagine how many users jump into the comments to passive aggressively inform casual users about their direly incorrect word usage.

If you say "vinyls" on r/vinyl there is an automated post telling you that the plural of vinyl is vinyl, not vinyls and there's also half a dozen faggots chiming in to remind you of that epic fact.

 

[S.C.U.D.]

r/ZeroCovidCommunity: Nurse at surgery center laughed at me for wearing a mask. (Archive)

Top response:

"We are in a living nightmare" this was posted today, June 15th 2024:

REPOOOOOOOOOORT!

 

[Mr Bones Wild Ride]

r/ZeroCovidCommunity: Nurse at surgery center laughed at me for wearing a mask. (Archive)
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"We are in a living nightmare" this was posted today, June 15th 2024:
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REPOOOOOOOOOORT!
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Everyone in the post sucks - including the nurse.

Patients say retarded shit all the time - you shouldn't laugh or mock them though because they will be less forthcoming with information and this can impact your ability to do your job.

What you're supposed to do is gossip in private to other staff about the retarded shit patients say so you can all laugh at them together.

 

[Pedophobe]

Isn't the point of Legos to build it back together?

Hence the term "mildly infuriating".

 

[holyhandgrenade]

This coffee shop has a policy we can all support.

except the top minds of preddit have decided this is a dog whistle only they can hear that means they want to kill all alphabet people. The comments are horrifying.
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[Noble Redditor]

This coffee shop has a policy we can all support.
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It is kind of cringe to put up a sign like that. Might as well put up a sign that says "no thieves and burglars allowed on site" or "please don't go poopy in the bathroom sinks."

 

[holyhandgrenade]

It is kind of cringe to put up a sign like that. Might as well put up a sign that says "no thieves and burglars allowed on site" or "please don't go poopy in the bathroom sinks."

Plenty of businesses do have signs like that. If you find this cringe you're probably a pedo.

 

[Dante Alighieri]

There's worse things to virtue signal over. If you're upset, well that's a bad look.

 

[The Feline Solution]

If you say "vinyls" on r/vinyl there is an automated post telling you that the plural of vinyl is vinyl, not vinyls and there's also half a dozen faggots chiming in to remind you of that epic fact.

Gotta hand it to redditors, they are working hard on being the most insufferable faggots on the internet.

The thing that bothers me most is that he called it "my LEGO" instead of "my LEGOS."

Case in point, everyone except reddit man-children says "Legos".

 

[Dr. Butt]

r/ZeroCovidCommunity: Nurse at surgery center laughed at me for wearing a mask. (Archive)
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Okay but a mask is for when YOU are sick and are trying to be polite and not get other people sick. The nurse was right to laugh because she was in the same position as someone speaking to a child wearing a magic hat. A mask doesn't stop you from getting sick, it stops you from infecting others. That's why in Asia sick people wear them on the subway and at work, instead of everyone around the sick person wearing them.