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This /r/publicfreakout auto-mod post is copied from their wiki:

The crude copying is why it's not formatted correctly, and has Markdown characters such as # and * scattered around.

Not that the original list is in good shape either. Under the category for "against African Americans or black people in general" the content switches to Jews and Muslims partway through.
 
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Also posted to r/boomersbeingfools because easy karma. Comes with a description that makes it even more hilariously and obviously fake :
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ACAB, supervillain but still retarded neighbor fantasy, it's got it all! I think this creative writer is actively testing just how fake they can make their ragebait while still getting thousands of updoots and comments. The answer is, sadly, essentially infinitely fake and gay. What a world.

Oh and btw in case any of you haters are doubtful, the reason he won't share the video is because he's bringing this to the FBI and he doesn't want to compromise the case. He'll share after all is said and done, though! Subscribed, I'm sure he'll come through after his awful criminal neighbor is brought to justice!
Then he posted a second index card but he forgot to log into his alt so it's posted from a different account. This person appears to be from Florida
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insurrectionboner38 is trying to claim that the second index card is someone copying him
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these comments are just funny
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I suck at archiving, but a reddit mod claims to be sexually harassed by reddit admins and is having a meltdown over it. Multiple posts are getting deleted for fake reasons (the truth is those posts were questioning it as fake)

I’ll see if I can edit in the details:


(F) Moderator approached by Reddit administrators for all expenses paid event, leading to sexual harassment and bribery.

I can't believe what just happened. This needs to be heard by everyone. Reddit administrators invited me to what they called an "exclusive" private mod event. They hyped it up, made it sound like this big, important deal. I thought, "Hey, this could be a great opportunity!" Little did I know, it would turn into the most horrifying experience of my life.

So, I get to this so-called "event," only to find out I’m the ONLY one there. Yeah, you heard me right. No other mods, just me. Alarms should have gone off in my head, but I gave them the benefit of the doubt. Maybe the others were running late? Maybe it was an intimate setting? I tried to stay positive.

Then the nightmare began. The administrators started making inappropriate comments. At first, I tried to laugh it off, thinking maybe I was just misinterpreting their words. But then it got worse. They got closer, their words more explicit, their intentions unmistakable. They were relentless. They propositioned me, offering large sums of money for sexual favors. I was in shock. How could people in such positions of power be so brazenly corrupt and disgusting?

When I refused, they didn’t back off. Instead, they tried to buy my silence with even more money. Hush money, they called it, like that would erase the trauma they put me through. The audacity! They thought they could just throw money at me to make it all go away. But no amount of money can undo what they did. No amount of money can erase the feeling of being violated and manipulated.

I want everyone to know what kind of people we’re dealing with here. These are the folks running Reddit, the ones who are supposed to keep the community safe. But behind closed doors, they’re predators. I refuse to be silent. I refuse to let them get away with this.

I am speaking out because this cannot happen to anyone else. These administrators think they are untouchable, but they are not. They must be held accountable for their actions. I demand justice. I demand change. This ends now. I wonder how many people have had similar experiences and not spoken out about this behaviour.


And the archive

Seems like a mod trying to get their status revoked, but that’s an insane meltdown still
 
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I suck at archiving, but a reddit mod claims to be sexually harassed by reddit admins and is having a meltdown over it. Multiple posts are getting deleted for fake reasons (the truth is those posts were questioning it as fake)

I’ll see if I can edit in the details:

https://www.reddit.com/r/stories/comments/1djpxoa/f_moderator_approached_by_reddit_administrators/
They're saying in the comments that the spez (the CEO) was involved
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And supposedly will be sharing images later this week
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Let's see if the 'lawyer' tells her not to share the images and this just becomes a 'trust me bro' situation.
 
It's time for another key autist update god this faggot really likes to write long ass posts
Tl;dr ex wife was trying to baby trap him by taking fertility meds
ex MIL house was torn down and he didn't go to the funeral
ex wife was talking shit on social media and he threatened to sue for defamation
she told him he never satisfied her in bed (balldo has a new friend)
he also spergs about some bike he bought
this all conveniently happened months ago
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Now there's not only the evil ex wife but she's teamed up with his evil mother
tl;dr evil ex wife finds his evil mother and they both come to his new house (he has no idea how they found out where he lives)
the police were called and our hero had a camera so those evil man hating police believed him
he filed a police report
his bitch mother actually apologized (I might cry)
he is totally owning his ex wife in the divorce and she moved out of state now. Sounds like he is losing ideas on where to take this story from here.
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Some of you may or may not remember the saga of the key autist
This creative writing exercise is at least entertaining with the seething hatred of women bleeding through over time
 
Then he posted a second index card but he forgot to log into his alt so it's posted from a different account. This person appears to be from Florida
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insurrectionboner38 is trying to claim that the second index card is someone copying him
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One of the cherries on top is he has a quote from Kim Il Sung on his profile description.
"Everything is decided by a person's thoughts and if he is ideologically motivated, there is nothing he cannot do." - Kim Il-Sung
Does that hinder or support this guy is just a giant troll? I genuinely can't tell.

I mean, it's fake as fuck, I can tell that much. Beyond fake and it's frankly distressing how many of these morons are believing it whole sale. Even worse... they're probably not ALL astroturfing accounts. But is he taking the piss out of everyone else or is he really just a dumbfuck lying retard scoring good boy points with other dumbfuck retards?
 
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One of the cherries on top is he has a quote from Kim Il Sung on his profile description. Does that hinder or support this guy is just a giant troll? I genuinely can't tell.

I mean, it's fake as fuck, I can tell that much. Beyond fake and it's frankly distressing how many of these morons are believing it whole sale. Even worse... they're probably not ALL astroturfing accounts. But is he taking the piss out of everyone else or is he really just a dumbfuck lying retard scoring good boy points with other dumbfuck retards?
I can't tell who is trolling who anymore
 
One of the cherries on top is he has a quote from Kim Il Sung on his profile description.
"Everything is decided by a person's thoughts and if he is ideologically motivated, there is nothing he cannot do." - Kim Il-Sung
Does that hinder or support this guy is just a giant troll? I genuinely can't tell.

I mean, it's fake as fuck, I can tell that much. Beyond fake and it's frankly distressing how many of these morons are believing it whole sale. Even worse... they're probably not ALL astroturfing accounts. But is he taking the piss out of everyone else or is he really just a dumbfuck lying retard scoring good boy points with other dumbfuck retards?
I'm just going to point to my several effortposts in this thread about how they're actually literally just communists who believe that reality is ideologically determined.
 
I just found something pretty interesting. I was on r/pcgaming and saw this thread about the dev from TW Rome II. For reference, it's a 7 hour old low engagement thread with 17 comments and 46 upvotes
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And in that thread there are 2 clearly GenAI bot generated comments.

I am interested in how the guy who called them out identified these. What looks to be happening is the bot account found these comments from the original thread, had an LLM rewrite them, and then post them to the new thread.

I am also interested to know what value this particular discussion has that money is being spent to have bots comment in the thread and I imagine other threads like it. Or are the bots just running wild without any instructions?

Dead internet is real.
 
I just found something pretty interesting. I was on r/pcgaming and saw this thread about the dev from TW Rome II. For reference, it's a 7 hour old low engagement thread with 17 comments and 46 upvotes
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And in that thread there are 2 clearly GenAI bot generated comments.

I am interested in how the guy who called them out identified these. What looks to be happening is the bot account found these comments from the original thread, had an LLM rewrite them, and then post them to the new thread.

I am also interested to know what value this particular discussion has that money is being spent to have bots comment in the thread and I imagine other threads like it. Or are the bots just running wild without any instructions?

Dead internet is real.

I wasted some time tracking these things down a while back when it was easier to spot. Nearly always these bots are part of a network that interact with each other. If you identify one bot, you can go through their history and every single post or comment they interact with is also bots just about guaranteed. So this dude may have just found one by luck or curiosity or whatever and tracked down these through the connection.

The reason they do this is to build up karma and history. From what I've personally seen, the endgame is most frequently spamming NSFW subs with minimum karma requirements (most of the big ones do for this very reason) and impersonating OF accounts. Sometimes they start editing past comments with referral links to various products or even straight up scams. They're also used for astroturfing and the like, though tbh I haven't personally ran into that yet. Pretty much always it's advertising and NSFW purposes. Oh yeah and upvote/downvote farms. They'll often clear their history of their AI generated content when put to use for their ultimate goal. Clearing your comments/posts doesn't wipe out your karma, though it probably should.

Bots are a plague on reddit. Like no joke if you follow these bot chains you'll realize just how many of the top posts on top subreddits are not legit. I'm sure they're a plague elsewhere, too, but especially Reddit. How far reddit has fallen in the last 8 years or so... it's amazing. Particularly plagued are the stupid normie subs like r/aww, r/wholesomememes, r/facepalm, cat/cute animal subs, etc etc.
 
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Am I the asshole for filing for divorce because my husband over tightens all the jar lids?

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His over tightening jar lids has been an issue since he was just visiting at my house when we were dating. First it started with just things he used and then over time it became every damn glass jar with a metal lid. He'd tighten them so much I couldn't open them without assistance. It wasn't a huge deal if he was there, but if I was alone, it was so annoying. More times than I can count, I've opened a new jar of something because I couldn't get the jar open.

It's been a recurring cycle over the past 5 years. It's just a thing that would escalate until I had a major meltdown and freaked out, screaming, frustrated and seemingly crazy because it's just a lid. Then it would get better for a while, then it would slowly become an issue again. Just getting worse and worse until I reach a breaking point again. Sometimes I literally feel insane for being so upset over jar lids.

He initially claimed that he did it to 'keep food fresh'. After many arguments about it, and my insistence that I don't believe it keeps anything fresh and even if it does make things last longer I don't care if it means I can't eat my freaking food when I want. I'll just replace things that go bad because they are closed normally. Then the excuse was that it's a habit.

So about a month ago my husband had a family emergency and had to travel out of state for 10 days. First day he's gone, I discover a jar I can't open. I was annoyed and was going to the store to buy new pickles when the neighbor said hi and to let him know if I needed anything while stbex is out of town. I said wait here and got the jar which he opened.

The next day I saw him outside and asked him to open another jar. He offered to come open all the jars. I agreed and he came in and he went to the fridge and opened all the jars except 2, which he couldn't get open.

I thanked him profusely and told him I'd baked some of his favorite cookies later in the week. He laughed and said it was no big deal and after confirming that I wouldn't be upset if the remaining two jars were destroyed in his attempt to open them, he took them home to his garage to open them one way or another.

He said that he's heard me screaming about over tightened jar lids a few times over the years and he's really pondered if I was crazy or if my husband was really over tightening the jar lids.

He said you know this was intentional. It was every jar, and I'm sure he doesn't regularly use hot pepper paste or mango puree or any of your other fancy cooking stuff. Then he held up the two jars he couldn't open and said, I don't know why he's doing it but it wasn't an accident.

After he left, I locked the door and sat on my kitchen floor and cried. Then I felt hot and light headed. I vomited in the trash can. My chest hurt. It crossed my mind that I might be having a heart attack. I thought about calling an ambulance but sat back down on my kitchen floor instead okay with just dying if it was a heart attack.

Later the neighbor came back with the opened jar of hot fudge and apologized that he couldn't save the figs. He said he broke the jar trying to get it open. He also apologized for what he said about my husband doing it on purpose. I assured him it was okay.

I couldn't sleep that night. Tossed and turned all night. I called out of work. By 10 am, I realized that I couldn't stay married anymore and I made an appointment with a lawyer for the next day.

There are literally no other issues, no cheating, no abuse, we had a good sex life, both have good jobs, nice house, no financial issues. He was absolutely blindsided when he came home and I told him I wanted a divorce.

He still won't admit that he tightened the lids on purpose. He suggested we go to marriage counseling, but I refused. There is no point. I just literally can't get past the god damned jar lids. I still feel a little bit crazy about that. I have no idea why he would tighten every jar lid so tightly that I couldn't open it. He has given me no reason. He still won't even admit that he did it on purpose. But the hot pepper paste is in the back of the fridge. I use it only when I make Indian food. It's behind other things. He's never used it. It's nothing you could put in food without cooking it. The pepper paste could not have been an accident. It couldn't. Maybe he put mango puree on his toast or in his oatmeal, but the pepper paste couldn't have been an accident.

That's what my life comes down to. I'm getting a divorce because the lid to my hot pepper paste was over tigh. If it had been every jar except that one, I could try. I could have a sliver of doubt. I could do something else but I just can't get past the hot pepper paste.

Most of our friends and families either think I'm crazy or an AH. What do you think?

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The judaic echochamber affirms that its totally normal to email corporate about some minimum wage workers at a grocery store being a bit critical about israel in their own conversation.

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Any dislike of israel is an antisemtic hatecrime, of course. I guess the EU placing sanctions on russia is slavphobic?

Also 'life preserer' lol what kind of delusional cope is this ?

And all the comments affirming that she's a karen are nuked with the downvote button, of course.

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Am I the asshole for filing for divorce because my husband over tightens all the jar lids?

She didn't get it, now it's too late. This was his way of sorta opening the door to some light & wholesome cucking, having another man open jars for his lil lady.

She's going to realize it and cry more when she sees stuff put up too high and out of reach, flat tires, no wipers on her car, an unfamiliar and new chiffarobe in the backyard needing busted up. All going to come together in a big sad way.
 
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Am I the asshole for filing for divorce because my husband over tightens all the jar lids?
I mean, I can see the logic here, I really can. Your husband does something that frustrates and inconveniences you in a way that can't be unintentional, and you ask him to stop multiple times but he doesn't. Even after it wears you down to the point of having a breakdown he still does it, and the fact he still goes out of his way to intentionally disrespect you like that even after seeing just how much it affects you is what brings you to the point of no longer wanting to be with him.

The thing is, this story is just so obviously fake. For starters, this whole genre is almost always fake for one simple reason: people going through terrible life events (for example, divorce) don't type up their story on a public website focused on competing for reader attention where people's only response will be to gawk at it like a juicy bit of gossip. On the offchance someone was serious about getting help from reddit on this, it would probably be some sort of relationship support sub. Nobody actually going through something as turbulent in their lives as a divorce would intentionally give their story some out-of-context attention-grabbing clickbait headline to make readers think they were crazy (making it look like it's a kneejerk reaction over something trivial), on the same post where they're trying to convince everyone why their decision was rational. Nobody takes the piss out of themselves like that while going through such a bad time in their lives, maybe after in hindsight they'll joke about it at their own expense, but rarely during while their feelings are intense. This is not genuine behavior, it's only goal is maximizing engagement. For that matter, they post on a sub about asking if they're in the right, but they're already very clearly certain about their decision and that it's final, they turned down all their husband's attempts to mediate. If they truly wanted anyone's opinion, to know if they're really in the right or just crazy, they would've gotten it at an earlier stage when things were more murky, not now after they've already 100% made up their decision and mind. Again, the only motivation for this is to make a post with lots of engagement to get their account more karma, not genuine behavior.

The real red flag is the way it's written; it's too formulaic. Redditor complains about some "little" thing their spouse does until it keeps ramping up to the point there's clearly something more to it, eventually they have some revelation about it and have a breakdown and make sure to describe in detail their breakdown so you feel bad for them. The neighbor is what really gets me, feels like a Hallmark movie guy. He shows up, nice guy who was always sort of in her life but kind of in the background, helps her out when she's down and is the one to open up her eyes to what she should've been seeing the whole time, he helps her but even apologizes for not helping her enough while doing so, even bakes her a treat. He sticks out too much.

There is a 50% chance this story will have an update. If that's the case, there's a 100% chance that it won't be the only one, and that this will be a whole "saga". Here's exactly how it's going to play out: As she drifts away from her soon-to-be-ex husband, she's going to start telling us about more red flags she's been blind to in the past that she's finally starting to see now (to make her position seem more reasonable to readers)... the reason? Because she's started dating mr. perfect neighbor, and now that she knows what a real relationship looks like she can see all the flaws in her last one. She'll elaborate on at least one of ex-husband's behavior's that's really a story unto itself, to make sure the update is entertaining enough to be engaging. Then, in the next update, her ex-husband will discover her and neighbor together and fly into a rage. He'll probably explain what was going on with the whole jar thing in the heat of the moment (to bring the story back around to the starting issue for the climax, full circle), which will be something like "I did it because I wanted there to be something you'd need me for, I was scared of losing you!" which he'd intend to be like a whole romantic "I need you!" thing, but everyone else would see it for the manipulative, controlling behavior it really is, especially with how manic he is in the moment. He might even incidentally reveal something even worse and creepier that he was doing without realizing how it comes across, if OP wants the story to have more spice. This will lead into his downfall: either he has a total breakdown after our main character still rejects him (and she has a "oh how the tables have turned/now you know how it feels" moment), he gets too crazy and the cops are called and he's arrested, OR he gets so belligerent he tries to take a swing at the neighbor for "stealing her/turning her against me" but the neighbor clocks him to the floor in one punch because he's kind, cute, and a total beefcake that can protect her. Either way, our climax brings us right into the "they lived happily ever after" ending, because he's out of their lives for good.


"My energy for anti-Jew hate is limitless, trust me."
Same! You probably mean that in a different way than I do, though :)
 
Either way, our climax brings us right into the "they lived happily ever after" ending, because he's out of their lives for good.
Plot twist: it was really the too-nice-to-be-true neighbor who was sneaking into the house to tighten all the jars.
 
The judaic echochamber affirms that its totally normal to email corporate about some minimum wage workers at a grocery store being a bit critical about israel in their own conversation.
I'm sure the minimum wage workers have seen the error of their way and now love Israel and all the Jews.
It's a hanukkah miracle!
 
I mean, I can see the logic here, I really can. Your husband does something that frustrates and inconveniences you in a way that can't be unintentional, and you ask him to stop multiple times but he doesn't. Even after it wears you down to the point of having a breakdown he still does it, and the fact he still goes out of his way to intentionally disrespect you like that even after seeing just how much it affects you is what brings you to the point of no longer wanting to be with him.
if it was real, i don't see why she would keep impotently seething at the jars for years rather than just use one of these tools that exist specifically to help weak people open jars:

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seems like a much better solution to me - he can keep closing the jar properly without the annoying feeling of having left it half-open, and she can use the tools leverage to effortlessly open up the jar whenever she wants. everybody gets what they want, no divorce necessary.
 
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