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Megaton Punch said:
An old man was scammed for weeks if not months, receiving numerous painful injections into his penis until it literally rotted away. He can no longer even urinate through it. The clinic that did this to him knew they were scamming him.

Redditors are, of course, outraged.

Oh, you thought I meant they gave a fuck that a lonely old widower was mutilated by malicious butchers? Ha! That's very funny. No, they're mad that a male got money.
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Total Redditor Death.
 
I have no words for how retarded these people are.
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/r/fuckthealt-right (alt-right? what is this 2017?) Redditor refers to Elon's son as "Daddy's little bullet stopper".
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Reddit really has a obsession with calling any guy insecure who posts about being uncomfortable with his girlfriend going to something with another guy or having one over without him there. Often these guys asking are in their first relationship. They throw the word insecure around like a slur. Has anyone else noticed this?

Fellas if your GF wants to go see a movie with a guy "friend" and not include you, you are absolutely right in being suspicious and feeling hurt. This post was cross posted to /r/amithedevil as well which is for when the OP is absolutely evil.

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CarlosDanger said:
I have no words for how retarded these people are.
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Redditors do this thing where everyone is welcome into the cult until it comes time to define it, at which point you're No True Democrat/Leftist/Progressive unless your primary goal is the complete abolition of private property. That's how they convince themselves that America has no left wing. Sure, American leftists may agree with 99.9% of leftist dogma and in many cases are even more extreme than the European left, but there are still a couple things that aren't entirely subsidized, so actually those people are far right.
 
CarlosDanger said:
I have no words for how retarded these people are.
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In my rather limited reddit posting career I never once managed to make a reply to these types of comments about how Rachel Maddow used the exact same legal defense that Tucker did when she got sued, of "nobody that watches me expects the truth, so I'm free to lie and exaggerate", and not get downvoted into oblivion.

It really is horseshoes all the way down.
 
Megaton Punch said:
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An old man was scammed for weeks if not months, receiving numerous painful injections into his penis until it literally rotted away. He can no longer even urinate through it. The clinic that did this to him knew they were scamming him.

Redditors are, of course, outraged.

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Oh, you thought I meant they gave a fuck that a lonely old widower was mutilated by malicious butchers? Ha! That's very funny. No, they're mad that a male got money.
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I mean as a man I fully sympathize and i'm well aware that reddit is full of insufferable soylent retards but 412 million fucking dollars? Seriously? How about 5 million and throwing those sacks of shit in prison for a decade or two AFTER permanently revoking all of the licenses and degrees of every scumbag involved instead? That shit makes absolutely no sense, we have judges literally giving rapists, murderers and other subhuman scum a slap on the wrist but this old man gets his dick ruined in a scam done by horrible people and it's worth enough money to buy his own private island in the atlantic, put a mansion on it and toss in a giant Yacht to get there with plenty left to live the rest of his life on? How the fuck does that add up? Our justice system is fucking retarded I swear.
 
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The Cringe Connoisseur said:
I mean as a man I fully sympathize and i'm well aware that reddit is full of insufferable soylent retards but 412 million fucking dollars? Seriously? How about 5 million and throwing those sacks of shit in prison for a decade or two AFTER permanently revoking all of the licenses and degrees of every scumbag involved instead? That shit makes absolutely no sense, we have judges literally giving rapists, murderers and other subhuman scum a slap on the wrist but this old man gets his dick ruined in a scam done by horrible people and it's worth enough money to buy his own private island in the atlantic, put a mansion on it and toss in a giant Yacht to get there with plenty left to live the rest of his life on? How the fuck does that add up?
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Nigger learn what the fuck civil vs criminal courts are, and also what compensatory vs punitive damages are.
 
I got banned from my cities subreddit for saying to someone "Have you tried anything else besides HRT or did you just commit to the most permanent option first?" surprised it took this long tbh.
 
The Cringe Connoisseur said:
I mean as a man I fully sympathize and i'm well aware that reddit is full of insufferable soylent retards but 412 million fucking dollars? Seriously? How about 5 million and throwing those sacks of shit in prison for a decade or two AFTER permanently revoking all of the licenses and degrees of every scumbag involved instead? That shit makes absolutely no sense, we have judges literally giving rapists, murderers and other subhuman scum a slap on the wrist but this old man gets his dick ruined in a scam done by horrible people and it's worth enough money to buy his own private island in the atlantic, put a mansion on it and toss in a giant Yacht to get there with plenty left to live the rest of his life on? How the fuck does that add up?
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The difference is this was an entire clinic conspiring to commit medical fraud for an undetermined period of time. The punishment absolutely fit the crime. If you ask me, they actually got off light. But only one person bothered to bring them to court, so he's the guy who got the jackpot. This easily could have been a class action lawsuit, it just wasn't. The talcum powder lawsuit was to the tune of 8 billion dollars and that wasn't even intentional.

This isn't Tyrone flying off the handle after being disrespected or Doctor Retarded removing the wrong leg because he wasn't paying attention. This was dozens of people working together to perform nonconsensual medical experiments and scam people. If you can't see the difference, I don't know how to help you.
 
Redditor's dad marries her high school bully. I think I've read this hentai...

No additional comment besides perhaps LOOOOL

ETA: Likely fake as well, but front-page upvoted nonetheless. If there's one thing redditors do more than getting humiliated in real life, it's wanking to thoughts of even greater humiliation.

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lIllllIiiiiLLLLiiiiIIIIll said:
ETA: Likely fake as well, but front-page upvoted nonetheless. If there's one thing redditors do more than getting humiliated in real life, it's wanking to thoughts of even greater humiliation.
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I can tell you there is a 99.9% chance that this story is fake, because I'm about dead certain I've seen that post at least twice before on that subreddit with details changed

AITA in general is an insane place and honestly deserving of its own thread.
 
lIllllIiiiiLLLLiiiiIIIIll said:
ETA: Likely fake as well, but front-page upvoted nonetheless. If there's one thing redditors do more than getting humiliated in real life, it's wanking to thoughts of even greater humiliation.

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Any AITA, relationship_advice, TwoXChromosome post you see that has "—" (emdash) in it is going to be fake. For some reason ChatGPT cannot stop putting it into creative writing prompts and people spamming subs with fake stories can't be bothered to just delete the dead giveaway before posting.
 
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