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Meth Reindeer said:
Not sure why we needed the LLM to do that basic math. Fucking 40 people in 20 years is bordering a high number for a woman, let alone in 2 years. Very risky behavior.
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Included it to emphasize her hoeing it was not because I thought people here would not be able to do basic math lmao
 
Redditor posts obvious anti-abortion joke in /r/explainthejoke.

Dozens of redditors write essays which are flatly wrong because they do not get it. I count 2 comments total that actually spot the joke, and they are both buried under stupid guesses about how "the chuds KNOW they're chuds, and that's the joke." And then the mods lock the thread.


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Meth Reindeer said:
Not sure why we needed the LLM to do that basic math. Fucking 40 people in 20 years is bordering a high number for a woman, let alone in 2 years. Very risky behavior.
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Bordering? What kind of dysfunctional sex life do you have where you fuck 2 people a year? If a woman tells you she's fucked double digits you walk away and never look back. She's looking for another hook up not a relationship.
 
RepeatedMeme said:
From yesterday's two-minute-hate against Trump, a furry brags about having the "mental resiliency" to watch CSAM.
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In late 2023, early 2024 a bunch of redditors claimed that they had access to the Oct 7th videos full of mass rapes and murders of children. You know, the ones that no one else has ever seen outside the IDF? They talked a lot like this. Whenever people on the internet talk about having access to that kind of shit, they always sound like they're so proud of themselves. Like it's something that they're happy to get a chance to see. Never realizing that they're admitting to a felony.
 
Hope no one here enjoyed chess shitposting n memes because r/anarchychess is fucking DONE.
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(sorry if I fucked up image formatting I am rather le new here).
Anyway, 3 trans mods added in the last month. Icon changed to include pride flag, trans flag and some femboi shit. Rule 4 "temporarily" suspended (that rule being: posts must be related to chess). And now a tranny mod is "crashing out", as the kids would say, in a pinned mod post, speaking through images instead of text, because they are bat shit insane.
Check out: https://www.reddit.com/r/AnarchyChess/comments/1m1262l/another_update/ and ask yourself, chess memes?
 
/r/breakingmom tries to fit in to their new small community, but finds it a bit difficult. Has a laundry list of complaints:
  • people already have friends that are not her, they must be intimidated by her vast knowledge and worldly experience. DESPITE HER BEING NICE AND SMELLING GOOD (doubt)
  • they have different opinions about places than her HONEST comments about them, they are obviously being dishonest
  • rural school doesn't have a lot of money, community most to blame or something
  • damn baseball kids or something

Your 'small community' is only nice to you because you grew up there. Fight me.lady rant 🚺 self.breakingmom

submitted 22 hours ago by mimihomemom
I grew up in one, and I knew that it wasn't nice when I was there, okay. It's full of cliques. People who are too afraid of someone who has had life experience out of their bubble to let them in.

The school system in our town now is known as a school with a 'tight community' 'the best school ever' etc. It's not. Not one person has chosen to speak to me. I have had to make all of the initial contact, and I'm fucking nice, okay? And I smell good.

I'm so fucking tired of the loud "I grew up 2 miles from here" voices taking over the honest comments about places.

The school is broke, the school is literally broken in places. There is a high teacher turnover. There's 1 special needs teacher and she is drowning. You can barely access any services. There are bullies that target the awkward kids. The baseball players rule the school. etc.

Your community is a community. Your friends are nice to you and your kids. The end.
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I wonder why nobody is excited for this NICE and GOOD SMELLING and WELL TRAVELED redditor being in their community? Surely she isn't a loser who tries to suck all the fun out of the air, right?
I can't make myself give a fuck that tomorrow is the 4thholiday rant 📅 self.breakingmom

submitted 13 days ago by mimihomemom
My kid LOVES any celebration. I've honestly held of telling her it's the 4th until last week because I knew that she was going to talk about it endlessly. 'I want to wear the colors, I want to watch fireworks, I'm excited to see our family' kind of stuff.

She doesn't know -- anything, really. We turn the news off and talk via chat in front of them.

My family is 'on the same team' and their thought is that they can't take something else from us, so they are having a cookout. I just can't. I don't want to celebrate. I have a pit in my stomach daily, and the whole 'holiday' makes me nauseous.

I'll pull something out of my ass last minute, I'm sure. But, fuck. I just want to cry, okay?

I want to light shit on fire, not watch fireworks.
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She obviously makes an effort to be social instead of being glued to her phone
5 days of no screens: take their screens awayupdate ❗ self.breakingmom

submitted 1 month ago by mimihomemom
I posted for advice, and I’m so thankful for all of your responses!

I’m coming from a 24/7 screens on family. Totally dependent. Never thought we could lose them.

I am coming back to say it hasn’t been that bad

… with conditions.

The first day was rough. Like, really rough. I didn’t realize how addicted I was as well. I felt like my brain was vibrating without the constant background noise. My kid ‘pretended’ to punch me when I told her screens weren’t coming back for an unforeseen amount of time, and no one fell asleep before midnight.
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She has an accurate view of the school because her daughter and her have suuuuucch a good relationship. She's totally not projecting her insecurities and feelings onto the situation. Child has fun on a field trip? Problem. 8 year old doesn't care about fashion? BIG Problem, obviously an ADHD symptom if she's not excited to consume new products then get excited for next year's new products.
Do I bring up that I know my daughter didn’t have the best time on her field trip?advice/question 🎱 self.breakingmom

submitted 3 months ago by mimihomemom
My daughter is 8, and she’s unfortunately a lot like me. She has a lot of ‘friends’, but all of those friends have a best friend, and she just floats around. I was called a social butterfly, but I just didn’t have a spot to land. She deals with the same thing.

We have a pretty open relationship, and she tells me a lot, but recently she doesn’t say much about school at all. Alternatively, her teacher tells me that she talks positively about home all the time. So, I guess I’m kind of assuming that there isn’t that much heat at school happening to spill out at home.

She has been excited about a field trip they went on and discussed endlessly who she would sit by and hang out with. I tried to help her figure it out, but as a parent, you can’t really do much.

When she got back, I asked her how her trip went, and she just said ‘fun’ and dropped it, so I didn’t push.

Her teacher uploaded photos of the trip, and my kid isn’t be any of her friends in them. She’s off to the side. Which likely means they did what she mentioned and hung out with their ‘best’ friend instead of her.

It makes me really sad to see because I know how it feels and how good it feels to vent, but I don’t want to make her feel worse about it by bringing it up.

Wwyd?
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What do the popular middle schoolers wear these days?advice/question 🎱 self.breakingmom

submitted 2 months ago by mimihomemom
Ok, I know. "Beauty is on the inside" "personality means more than anything" blah blah blah. This is all we talk about. We know this, but I'm secretly trying to get her to put her best foot forward because she has ADHD and generally doesn't care about her appearance.

My kid is shifting to a bigger building next year that includes middle schoolers (because our school system is split oddly).

Next week they are meeting the class that they will join with to create their eventual graduating class. We're going this weekend to pick out a new outfit because she's so excited to meet new kids. My kiddo struggles with friends, and she *needs* this. She needs other kids to be interested in what she has to offer just by seeing her because she's fucking awesome and no one seems to appreciate that currently.

She's a kid's size 8. 3rd grade.

If your kid is 'cool' or popular, where are they asking to shop?
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All this is said to unwaving, seal-clapping and reassurance that she's 100% right and could never ever do wrong. God help you if you're born to a redditor parent.
 
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