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Sicko Hunter said:
This story went viral on /r/leopardsatemyface and I just had to rant about it here

>Lebanese grifter starts MAGA themed restaurant chain while on 5 year visit visa
>Gets sent cease and desist letter from Trump's legal team demanding he change the name or face a serious lawsuit
>Visa runs out and Lebanese retard tries to fake a marriage to get a green card but he's not even living with her so it's a obviously a sham
>Is now getting deported
>Thousands of Redditors stroke their greasy neckbeards while saying "well i never thought the leopards would eat MY face, when i opened the leopards eating people's faces cafe"
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Some expired visa retard opening a MAGA themed cafe and then attempting to commit a marriage greencard scam and getting deported isn't even a "leopards ate my face" situation, though. The entire point of "hurr durr leopards ate my face" is that it's about someone voting for something ("the leopards eating faces party") and then facing negative repercussions from that vote because they thought they would somehow be immune from the policy because they voted for it (their face was eaten).

That's literally not applicable here. He didn't vote Trump into office and his only interactions with le MAGAs seems to be... trying to grift money out of them.

Trying to illegally fleece money out of Trump voters and then being deported for trying to fraud your way out of an expired visa isn't the win redditors think it is. That would be grounds for deportation long before Trump was even in office.
 
Sicko Hunter said:
This story went viral on /r/leopardsatemyface and I just had to rant about it here

>Lebanese grifter starts MAGA themed restaurant chain while on 5 year visit visa
>Gets sent cease and desist letter from Trump's legal team demanding he change the name or face a serious lawsuit
>Visa runs out and Lebanese retard tries to fake a marriage to get a green card but he's not even living with her so it's a obviously a sham
>Is now getting deported
>Thousands of Redditors stroke their greasy neckbeards while saying "well i never thought the leopards would eat MY face, when i opened the leopards eating people's faces cafe"
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I keep seeing this story on Reddit. Redditors are creaming themselves because the narrative involves a Trump loving immigrant businessman being arrested. However, not only is reality different, it wouldn't surprise me he would had been arrested in Kamala was in office. The only difference is you'd be hearing crickets because they don't give a fuck about immigrants, legal or illegal. Well, unless they're cleaning their homes or other blue collar jobs.
 
gaysexenjoyer said:
That's literally not applicable here. He didn't vote Trump into office and his only interactions with le MAGAs seems to be... trying to grift money out of them.
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This is a great point and something I didn't even think of. He was here on a visa and not a US citizen he literally could not have voted for Trump so this isn't even a "YOU GOT WHAT YOU VOTED FOR CHUD!!!" situation he just used Trump's named for his restaurant as a grift and redditors are pretending like he voted for his own deportation. God I hate them.
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Sicko Hunter said:
God I hate them.
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A reminder, large portions of reddits userbase are literally indistinguishable from that r/AntiWork jannie that was embarrassed on national TV.

These people were absolutely certain that Kamala Harris was a shoe-in and a fantastic candidate, they're just retards with big egos.
 
Maldavius Figtree said:
The Redditor "femboy-frog" is posting dozens of comments psychoanalysing this whore, right in the thread you linked. That one is true groomer behavior.
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how is this "grooming"

no seriously I don't get it, are you trying to say that everyone involved here was a tranny including OP? (since it was reddit probably yes)

Reddit also gives random words and numbers to people who reg accounts but can't think of names, I think "femboy" is in that dictionary. Whoever this guy is he also seems to think that the Mandela Effect is part of a time war and that he smokes a lot of weird shit like "crimson nimroot," whatever that is.
 
barrow greeter said:
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I know this is an older post but a "stay at home" what? You don't have kids to take care of. Bitch, you're just unemployed. Also if that was my husband, I'd probably just leave him to fend for himself at these supposed camps lol.
Crex Crex said:
HAL's ships are nearly 300m long, this crybaby faggot has plenty of space to run from DA CHUD CHRISTIAN NAZIS.
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These people act like anyone who is Christian is going to mob them and attack them with rocks and cut their heads off when it's the Muslims that do that lol.
TaimuRadiu said:
shouldn't that just make you want Christian women to wear headcoverings too, she's literally talking about how she wants to dress modestly and chastely
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Russian Orthodox women still do. Besides the giant hoard of kids trailing behind them and the pretty homemade dresses, that's how you know they're Orthodox lol.
 
TaimuRadiu said:
how is this "grooming"

no seriously I don't get it, are you trying to say that everyone involved here was a tranny including OP? (since it was reddit probably yes)
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Nah look at the thread, he's writing uncountable comments to that OP. Looks like a bog standard "nice guy male feminist" predator looking to become the shoulder to cry on. Creepy ass behavior. The username only makes it worse.
 
Maldavius Figtree said:
Nah look at the thread, he's writing uncountable comments to that OP. Looks like a bog standard "nice guy male feminist" predator looking to become the shoulder to cry on. Creepy ass behavior. The username only makes it worse.
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Reddit is full of tards who do nothing but just comment all day. Either that or it's some kind of bot.
 
Cthulus Nutsack said:
Do these retards ever offer up all of their possessions to the poor genocided natives? The Louisiana Purchase was absolutely a good thing for us as a country. Fuck the native Americans.
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graywolf88 said:
If the Louisiana Purchase never happened, then all the niggers in New Orleans wouldn't have a place to live before getting raped by Katrina.
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The Louisiana Purchase is interesting because Thomas Jefferson was conflicted about it. He felt that the constitution didn't really grant the Federal government the ability to just acquire more territory, and he was probably right, but they didn't have time to do the whole constitutional amendment process because Napoleon was being a fag. So Tommy J massively increased the power of the Feds, albeit in a way that most people at the time probably agreed with, and probably still would.

The Feline Solution 2 said:
Not gonna lie, the first time i traveled to a hot country where air conditioning was the norm, even down to having it in my $15 a night hostel, i felt like i came from some opposite-of-civilization backwoods hinterland country, not a supposed 1st World one.
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The real meta is what temp you set your ac during the day in August. Ask dear feeder what temp he set his Florida ac at in summer
 
Ravier Xavenblood said:
None of these cities are anywhere near the coast, let alone a major port or international airport. And did "bolder protection" not give it away?
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you never know, they might come in swimming or through cocaine transportation submarines.
fucking aliens are crafty when the thing is to invade a country but never that intelligent when the issue is to fix their own clay.
 
Sicko Hunter said:
This story went viral on /r/leopardsatemyface and I just had to rant about it here

>Lebanese grifter starts MAGA themed restaurant chain while on 5 year visit visa
>Gets sent cease and desist letter from Trump's legal team demanding he change the name or face a serious lawsuit
>Visa runs out and Lebanese retard tries to fake a marriage to get a green card but he's not even living with her so it's a obviously a sham
>Is now getting deported
>Thousands of Redditors stroke their greasy neckbeards while saying "well i never thought the leopards would eat MY face, when i opened the leopards eating people's faces cafe"
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Middle Easterner scamming and lying? Never seen that before...
 
Reddit is hilarious RN with the Trump DC thing.

"Nooooooo not my heckin wholesome rapists and carjackarinos! Rapists and muggers are the backbone of our economy noooooooooooo!"
 
Jace on ice said:
Reddit is hilarious RN with the Trump DC thing.

"Nooooooo not my heckin wholesome rapists and carjackarinos! Rapists and muggers are the backbone of our economy noooooooooooo!"
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Technically it's specifically the rapists who are the most important - there's a large amount of them among US politicians.
 
Took another look at the jewish sub to see whatever dumbass made up opression theyre whining about this week, this was one of the highest posts:

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Woe is me, I can't buy overpriced indie nailpolish anymore because they are collabing with one of the few reputubale charities and made a minor mention of genocide in Gaza, I feel unsafe... Do these people hear themselves??? We need a tier higher than first world problems for people like this.

Im not even that pro-pally but cmon, this is straight up ridiculous. Needing to consoom hipster nail polish for your mental health and complaining on reddit about a hipster nail polish brand having one of the most mildest lukewarm leftist takes is a concept so privileged 99% of the world wouldnt even be able to conceive of it.

Also 'fingies' krill yourself, makes sense she talks like this with the rest of the boderline (?) self-infantalisation visible tho.

Also:
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Obvious furry edgelord slop where you cant even pretend its not furshit because the deer has an inexplicable jewfro. Lol
 
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r/politics megathread over what's going on


They keep saying it was Big Balls' 15 year old g/f. Because Reddit is known to have the truth.


I guess that means Big Balls is a ugly tranny chaser.

They're crying about DC being under MILITARY OCCUPATION FOR THE FIRST TIME SINCE 1812

While ignoring that DC is fednigger central and is quite literally the centre of fed power. And the feral nig problem is out of control there.

Personally I'm hoping for Bad Vlad nuking it, but he won't do that because he's a cuck.
 
holyhandgrenade said:
So Tommy J massively increased the power of the Feds, albeit in a way that most people at the time probably agreed with, and probably still would.
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It was a really good idea, though. Perhaps the federal authority not explicitly in the Constitution should have been more limited in scope because of the unforeseen consequences, much like the repellent Wickard v. Filburn decision.
 
SpiderBitch said:
Took another look at the jewish sub to see whatever dumbass made up opression theyre whining about this week, this was one of the highest posts:

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Woe is me, I can't buy overpriced indie nailpolish anymore because they are collabing with one of the few reputubale charities and made a minor mention of genocide in Gaza, I feel unsafe... Do these people hear themselves??? We need a tier higher than first world problems for people like this.

Im not even that pro-pally but cmon, this is straight up ridiculous. Needing to consoom hipster nail polish for your mental health and complaining on reddit about a hipster nail polish brand having one of the most mildest lukewarm leftist takes is a concept so privileged 99% of the world wouldnt even be able to conceive of it.

Also 'fingies' krill yourself, makes sense she talks like this with the rest of the boderline (?) self-infantalisation visible tho.

Also:
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Jewish reddit is actually so funny. Its a massive hugbox of "whay do the gawyim hate us" and "mah 6 gorrillion dead joos" who incessantly cry about how the world just wont shut up about gaza and why people are caring less about le holohoax.
 
harbringer883 said:
Jewish reddit is actually so funny. Its a massive hugbox of "whay do the gawyim hate us" and "mah 6 gorrillion dead joos" who incessantly cry about how the world just wont shut up about gaza and why people are caring less about le holohoax.
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The funniest thing is that an incredibly disproportionate amount of them is converts (doesn't really exist in serious Judaism so the rest views them as goyim), or straight up larpers and delusional retards.
 
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