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I posted a little while back about how it was becoming a trend on r/pics to post a pic of a bottle of liquor you were saving for when orange drumpfler died well surprise surprise...
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Spotted these retards in the wild in the risk of rain 2 subreddit and thought the exchange was funny enough to share:
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I love that these degenerates have to literally make everything about themselves and you get banned if you call them out.
 
Remember how all of Silicon Valley was in collusion to permaban anyone at the first violation across Facebook insta twitter and Reddit for the special made rule to not mention Rittenhouse positively?
 
I have never seen such inhuman behavior, even from Reddit. This is genuine demon shit. I actually, unironically believe that these are not human beings typing these words. I never gave a fuck about Charlie Kirk and I couldn't pick him or his views out of a crowd, but they're acting like he was a genocidal dictator that personally raped every one of their mothers. It's inexcusable.

I don't think I'm gonna be making any funny posts here dunking on retards for a long time, if ever again. Reddit is irredeemable at this point, and even thinking about it is harmful. I hope everything bad that can possibly happen to a person happens to every employee of Reddit.
 
I posted a little while back about how it was becoming a trend on r/pics to post a pic of a bottle of liquor you were saving for when orange drumpfler died well surprise surprise...
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This faggot got doxxed because Google Drive file permissions are beyond the understanding for the 105 IQ midwits of Reddit.

Source: https://xcancel.com/pigshitsonballs/status/1965982071039684965#m
A: https://archive.ph/bTgKN

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The comments suggest people have already contacted his employer, school, family and are trying to get his medical license revoked. RIPBOZO.
 
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This faggot got doxxed because Google Drive file permissions are beyond the understanding for the 105 IQ midwits of Reddit.

Source: https://xcancel.com/pigshitsonballs/status/1965982071039684965#m
A: https://archive.ph/bTgKN

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The comments suggest people have already contacted his employer, school, family and are trying to get his medical license revoked. RIPBOZO.
And both his personal reviews and the reviews of the clinic he works at are being bombed with 1-star reviews, with some including the screencap of the reddit post. They've got a bit.ly link for feedback to the clinic itself posted on a few replies to the blank 1-star reviews, so I'm sure those are being flooded with feedback around "Doctor" Young's gravedancing, too.
 
Have you ever wondered how'd r/countonceaday be like if it was composed entirely by troon femboy bullshit? Well, that's what r/countwithchickenlady is. Basically I found it while scrolling throught the endless ammount of "Charlie Kirk deserved it" posts.
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When nothing interesting happens, the sub is your average r/traaaaaaaaaaan(nie)s clone with barely disguised children grooming.
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If you ask to me, there's a 4100% chance the "chicken lady" is actually a rooster.
 
Have you ever wondered how'd r/countonceaday be like if it was composed entirely by troon femboy bullshit? Well, that's what r/countwithchickenlady is. Basically I found it while scrolling throught the endless ammount of "Charlie Kirk deserved it" posts.
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If you ask to me, there's a 4100% chance the "chicken lady" is actually a rooster.
le hecking advanced biology is an actual science and definitely not some made up shit created to not hurt le hecking precious trronerinos' feelings CHUD
 
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alright boys lets dig through this pile of shit
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I never gave a fuck about Charlie Kirk and I couldn't pick him or his views out of a crowd, but they're acting like he was a genocidal dictator that personally raped every one of their mothers. It's inexcusable.
As far as they're concerned they just saw one of orange Hitler's biggest propaganda agents killed and they're happy one of their enemies are dead. I can't tell how much of the disgust thrown at the left is performative and how much is genuine. Rate me autistic but if one of my biggest political enemies was assassinated I would be pretty happy about it too. American politics seems so to be a stage show where every side over reacts to what the other one does. It's like they never got past shouting "you're the real racist!" at each other instead of growing up. If your enemies are dead you should be happy, it's one less enemy. If you have empathy for your enemies when you think they're going to kill you (the left think this, the right are under actual threat of being killed by assassins) then you're going to lose. They don't give a fuck about you, they want you dead and your children raped. Why would you try to see eye to eye with them? The right has got to stop seeing the left as naive children when the left see the right as the next coming of Hitler and has been radicalized into killing to stop it. The cutesy naive soyboys everyone paints the left as doesn't exist any more.
 
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Redditoids really, really like to over-use the word 'literally', the following would not be out of place or uncommon on reddit: "LITERALLY YOU ARE LITERALLY DEFENDING A LITERAL PEDO, BRO, LITERALLY TRUMP LITERALLY HUNG OUT WITH LITERAL EPSTEIN!"

One thing I have been noticing for quite some time about Reddit, and I genuinely find it very fascinating, is how fucking neurotic they are. If someone actually did research and crunched the numbers on this, from a psychological standpoint it could be a very lengthy article from a medical journal or something like that. And I would probably read it, because it's fucking insane to witness in real time.

The best examples are to be found in any subreddits which regard any sort of manual labor or task:

Pretty much every single do-it-yourself, mechanical or home improvement subreddit is overflowing with Redditoids telling anyone who posts to avoid doing just that, cautioning them that they should 'call a guy to do it' because it's too risky or dangerous. On r/soldering, Redditoids will discuss feverishly the lengths they go to avoid breathing in even a molecule of smoke or fumes. Don't use leaded solder because it's too dangerous. At best, they'll tell you to have a box fan on in the same room, blowing the 'dangerous fumes' away from your face, or to work under your stove's extractor hood. At worst, they'll tell you to wear an N95 and a Tyvek suit like you're assembling fucking microprocessors in a clean room, or act like you're working with fucking Ebola samples in a laboratory at the CDC. On top of the N95 and the Tyvek suit, wear gloves so you don't touch any DANGEROUS lead and make sure you wash your hands three times before and after! I wouldn't be surprised at this point if some Redditoids wear a fucking oxygen mask while they solder a new joystick on their Xbox controller. A simple "try to avoid breathing in the flux fumes, they can irritate your airways" would suffice in 99.9% of cases. Unless you are fucking eating leaded solder or huffing the fumes like a kid in the 80s sniffing glue in a paper sack, it's not going to do you any sort of harm. Lead obviously does not get vaporized at temperatures for soldering so that's a non-starter, flux fumes are no more dangerous than any other sort of smoke or airborne particulates. But to Redditoids, it is SERIOUS business. When in reality, unless you legitimately solder as part of your job, meaning you spend 10+ hours each day in the presence of solder fumes, your odds of having any sort of medical conditions or complications from it are somewhere in-between jack and shit. Their obsession and pathological fear of lead extends also to coffee mugs and dinner plates. Some of these motherfuckers buy up all of the lead testing kits from Amazon [which are apparently notorious for giving false positives] and apparently test EVERY item in their kitchen for lead. Cups, mugs, ceramic bowls, spatulas, crock pots, so on and so forth. The common theme is that the alleged 'danger' is so far below a normal person's threshold for giving a fuck, yet Redditoids are obsessed with it. They have absolutely no risk tolerance. Even in cases where lead is used for decorative designs on a cup or a bowl, it's on the outside - so unless you're licking your fucking coffee mug up and down or somehow turning it inside-out before you drink from it, there's absolutely no risk of significant lead exposure. They extrapolate cases where lead is a concern [in city tap water or children's toys, given that kids like to put random objects into their mouth] and assume that it applies to everything. Frankly, given how fucking dumb the average Redditoid is, lead exposure wouldn't deaden their cognitive abilities all-too-much anyway, not enough to be noteworthy.

You wanted to go to r/DIY or r/HomeImprovement to ask for advice because it's your first time replacing a ceiling fan? DON'T DO IT! You could burn your house down, you could get electrocuted, the fan could rip out of the drywall and fall on someone's head, the fan blade might tear off if you don't tighten it down correctly and severe your jugular vein, you could even get your dick caught in it! Call a guy to do it, seriously! There's no price too high in the name of safety! Meanwhile, even if you have no fucking experience doing home electrical work at all, it's like a couple hour job if you're learning as you go. The Redditoids, however: If you INSIST on doing it, make sure you shut off the circuit breaker first and test it with four different multimeters first to ensure the lines aren't hot! In fact, don't even use a multimeter - that's not safe enough, use a non-contact voltage tester! Actually, just shut off your entire breaker box, just in case! You never know, man, somehow those wires could still be hot. Actually, call the power company and have them shut it off at the weatherhead! You can't be too safe. In fact, why not just break into the power plant and shut down the power for the entire metro area before you open up the junction box? You want to be SAFE, right?!

At one time, in one of these DIY subs, a kid posted a picture of an outlet in his dorm room at college where a ground prong from something was broken off in one of the outlets, wondering how he could remove it so he could plug in something else. What did Redditoids tell him? Well, a handful said, rightfully 'it's just the ground prong, take a pair of pliers and jerk the cocksucker out of there, no big deal', while the majority of Redditoids IMPLORED him to call building maintenance or to shut off the circuit breaker first [in a dormitory, where it's probably inaccessible to students for good reason] or to even hire an electrician. Anyone who told him 'just yank it out, it's the ground prong' was barraged with 'NOOOOO YOU LITERALLY COULD CAUSE A LITERAL DEATH WITH THIS LITERALLY DANGEROUS ADVICE!!!' and these 'people' were unironically suggesting that the kid, if he insisted on doing something about it himself, should make sure he's wearing rubber boots and gloves and use a long grabber tool with a rubber grip to take it out, only after shutting off the breaker - JUST IN CASE. At a certain point - what the fuck is the purpose of having a DIY sub if all of the local Redditoids are just going to tell OP to call someone else to fix it?

I don't understand, given all of this, how in the fuck Redditoids actually exist in the world or function even slightly. If these simple tasks terrify them, I don't see how they can even go outside without wearing fucking Kevlar body armor, a motorcycle helmet and ensconcing themselves in bubble wrap. Imagine if the entire world were made up of Redditoids, nothing would ever get fucking done. It really does seem unique to Reddit, as well. I've never once fucking seen any other website, forum or social networking platform have this level of neuroticism, this level of pathological fear and anxiety over mundane, everyday things. They also quite like to remind EVERYONE at EVERY available opportunity that "OSHA regulations are WRITTEN IN BLOOD" and that nobody should be working on even the roof of a shed without a three point harness with four individual tie-offs to sturdy objects, indicating that none of them have ever done a single minute of manual labor in their entire fucking lives.

Another interesting topic where this neuroticism comes up is with regard to infectious diseases, in particular, rabies. I recall a thread where some guy woke up in his bedroom and there was a bat hanging in the corner of the room. No indication OP had been bitten, come into contact with the bat, or even that the bat had come anywhere near him. Redditoids CLAMORED to tell him to GO GET TESTED NOW NOW NOW, GO TO THE ER NOW because the bat MAY HAVE bitten him in his sleep, despite no such wounds being visible or felt. Redditoids seem keen to go to the fucking hospital ER over everything, I've seen then recommending that someone who found a fucking tick on the back of their neck go to the emergency room because YOU CAN NEVER BE TOO CAREFUL. I'm sure some of them go to the fucking hospital or urgent care every time they're bitten by a mosquito, I wouldn't be surprised. Then there's the fact that - and this is also unique to Reddit - in the year of our Lord two-thousand-and-twenty-five, there's a subreddit dedicated to people who are still acting [with regard to COVID] as if it's August 2020, absolutely fucking terrified at the prospect of getting COVID even though at this point it's just a fucking cold for anyone who isn't already half-dead. Still wearing masks and faceshields, still 'social distancing', still not visiting their old folks in the home, getting boosters on a monthly basis and they're still proud of it, posting stories and pictures of themselves 'masked up' for asspats from other Redditoids who are just as deranged as they are. r/ZeroCovidCommunity may be one of the most insane and bizarrely fascinating places on the entire site, and that's saying a lot. One must wonder just how much fucking time, resources, energy and money is wasted when these retards go to the fucking emergency room over a single tick bite or because a bat looked at them funny.

In essence, Redditoids are uniquely neurotic and have absolutely NO risk tolerance whatsoever. Fearing death and injury is certainly not abnormal, but having this sort of all-encompassing 24/7 fear and anxiety over ALL THE THINGS THAT COULD GO WRONG is weird and I'd even deem it pathological. Studies should be done on this phenomenon. My hypothesis is that because the vast majority of Redditoids are atheists [and many of them anti-natalists or some flavor of nihilist] they inherently believe that they just go to the black void of oblivion when they die, as such they are terrified - because death would deprive them of the ability to buy more Funko Pops and play their Nintendo Switch and get cuckolded by their fat, loathsome wives. As a result, when I picture the average Redditoid, I see a deeply disturbed individual - jumping at loud noises, like they're a WWII vet reliving the artillery shells crashing around them back on Iwo Jima, trembling uncontrollably at the sight of a possum or a raccoon, never leaving the house because they might get COVID or have a ceiling fan fall and crush their skull, constantly peering around with their beady little eyes for anything that could be a potential threat.

It really explains quite a lot if you read the average Reddit comment in the voice of some dweeb speaking through his nose that is terrified of everything. It colors everything they do and some of their more retarded behaviors, takes and commentary start to make more sense if you picture them in this fashion.

TL;DR - Redditoids have an all-encompassing pathological fear and anxiety over mundane, everyday things and are obsessed over them. They never do ANYTHING themselves if it might present even the slightest risk to them, they will call a 'professional' to do it 100% of the time because the alternative is just TOO risky. I find it quite fascinating and think that the average Redditoid should be studied in-depth. It's hard to tell if this psychological damage is the result of being shoved into too many lockers in high school, or not being shoved into enough of them. It's really rather elucidating as to how the common Redditoid has arrived at their 'unique' world-view, philosophy and ideology and does explain somewhat how they are essentially a separate, distinct fucking species of human being and seem to live on another planet entirely.

On the note of Redditoids grave-dancing after Charlie Kirk got assassinated: Reddit at this point is becoming a genuine hazard to public safety, ironic given the contents of the rest of this post. Unironically though, I think at this point the admins are probably realizing that they don't actually have control of the monster they've cultivated over there on that hellsite. I'd imagine given enough attention, advertisers will start to pull out. Do you think McDonalds, Pepsi or fucking Best Buy want their advertisements right next to 'wheeeee Charlie Kirk got shot in the throat, I hope they dome Crowder right in front of his kids too!'? I fucking doubt it. I could see the feds cracking down on it, even. People talk about how unstable and unhinged the online "alt-right" is but I have never in my life seen the same amount of fedposting on any rightoid-adjacent webzone. Rightoids know better, they'll have the fucking feds pounding on their door in 72 hours or less if they post shit like that on 4chinz. Redditoids, however, may need to learn this lesson the hard way and they just might pretty soon, they glowpost so openly and on a completely public board. As is the topic of this post, Reddit is a uniquely fucking deranged place - pound for pound, I think it's worse than 4chan, Tumblr and Twitter/X put together. There is something about the Redditoid's character that is uniquely loathsome, maybe it's the fact that the entire site is made up of midwits who all think that they're fucking intellectuals, or the snarky/smug tone that exudes from every single word they write, although leftoids in general seem to possess this trait. Either way, they think they can post whatever the fuck they want with impunity because they're on the "right side of history" but the Trump DOJ might educate them soon enough.

I think the days of Redditoids openly yearning to shoot politicians, bomb courthouses or lob bricks at cops might be about over, the admins aren't going to be able to ignore it for too long.
 
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They lost control of the golem they created a long time ago. This applies to both the Redditors that are utterly SHOCKED that the cancel culture tactics they perfected are now being used against them and the mods/admins who have to deal with the fallout from the unhinged behavior that the echo chambers they carefully curated spawned.
 
TL;DR - Redditoids have an all-encompassing pathological fear and anxiety over mundane, everyday things and are obsessed over them. They never do ANYTHING themselves if it might present even the slightest risk to them, they will call a 'professional' to do it 100% of the time because the alternative is just TOO risky. I find it quite fascinating and think that the average Redditoid should be studied in-depth. It's hard to tell if this psychological damage is the result of being shoved into too many lockers in high school, or not being shoved into enough of them. It's really rather elucidating as to how the common Redditoid has arrived at their 'unique' world-view, philosophy and ideology and does explain somewhat how they are essentially a separate, distinct fucking species of human being and seem to live on another planet entirely.
You're doing the same thing the Redditors do and painting them as "others" with a single personality type.

There's places like r/woodwork that do a lot of dangerous things and don't rely on others. There's loads of different subs like this where Reddits do stuff. They don't have a lot of cross over with the political and general subs though.
 
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