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Man, if you ever thought our quality of discussion on Chris Chan was lackluster here this is the quality of discussion that goes on at /r/ChrisChanSonichu. "So guys I just don't get it why was Bob worried about his house and only asset being condemned and possibly torn down a few years before he would die of old age?" HMMMM
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Jace on ice said:
I used to casually read a couple of gaming and nature subreddits but I would say that in the last 2-3 years especially the political slop has gotten so bad that the entire site is functionality unreadable.
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>browse cascadian hat quilting sub
>drumph just won
>they have a post that has 5x the previous top voted thread's updoots calling for a ban of all twitter links because twitter is owned by elon and he made the orange meanie win
I don't care enough to check, but I'm sure if i looked through the profiles of people commenting, 90% would have zero previous posts in the sub. Of course, instead of telling users to just use an addon to block all twitter links, they implement it.
 
Smellcels at /r/colognes cope with their expensive bullshit cologne getting mogged by Spongebob cologne (archive)
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Can't believe this sh*t! In disbelief!
Got around 45 colognes. Range from Nautica Voyage to the fricking higher end niche. Been decades and get the fricking odd compliment on my Dior Sauvage or BDC. Got one strong compliment for my AF Fierce many years ago.
But today....
Today I fricked around and used the fricking SpongeBob cologne. Was fricking feeling silly and thought it would be fricking interesting. Smells generic.
3 compliments.
Three.
2 girls by my desk, one my assistant. The fricking 3rd was fricking front desk lady. They all asked what the fricking cologne was, they want to buy for their husband/dad for Xmas.
Thinking about throwing my collection away at this point.
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a little bit of cope that your cologne isn't the content of your character so it shouldn't be complimented from someone obsessed with cologne
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When people say they "dress for themselves"
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Are we retarded? No everyone else's noses are wrong
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NOOO YOU'RE NOT FRAGRENCE EXPERTS. UNDEREDUCATED SMELLERS ARE RUINING EVERYTHING. TRUST THE EXPERTS™
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Total Sponge Bob victory
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BREAKING: ORANGE MAN DESTROYS ANCIENT 🅱️LACK 🅱️RADITIONS

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Those two, specifically! Why those two days? Racism, obviously.

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I mean, what other explanation could there possibly be? For proof, I'll show you a list of 2025 and 2026's fee free days. I hope you're prepared for the most racist thing you've ever seen in your life.

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Well okay, it wasn't just those two days. In fact nearly every day changed. Almost like it's meant to be a rotating list of America-themed days peppered in throughout the year to encourage year-round tourism, or something.

But still! These days have been part of national park identity for generations!

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Or...eight and two years respectively. Also MLK Day was added during Trump's last term.

BUT STILL

Don't worry though. The top minds of Reddit have figured it all out. It's not just racism.

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This is clearly a way to take things away from the public! They're slashing all our benefits in the name of profit! Land of the fee, am I right fellow Redditors?

Except they added two more days, giving us more free days than we got in 2025. So uh...

Oh, I know. It's a conspiracy...

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To celebrate his own birthday! He's a narcissist! A lunatic! He's turning our sacred democracy into a monument to himself!

Never mind the fact that his birthday is also flag day. And Trump doesn't choose these days. And flag day is a more legitimate holiday than "the anniversary of the Great American outdoor act". And the fact that Teddy Roosevelt's and George Washington's birthdays are also on there. And the fact that even if it was explicitly Trump's birthday, the birthday of the sitting president if a perfectly viable choice for a national park fee free day.

Never mind all that! Why? Because...

YOU DON'T KNOW
JACK​

Oh, sorry. Wrong slogan. I meant to say "orange man bad".
 
Reddit has some of the most shameless corpo shills I've ever seen.
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"Guys I know the player count is low because people are completely done with your bullshit, but it's not your fault"
 
Gondolindrim said:
Reddit has some of the most shameless corpo shills I've ever seen.
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"Guys I know the player count is low because people are completely done with your bullshit, but it's not your fault"
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Reminds me of the SunnyD guy on ResetEra who made liking Concord his entire personality only for it to last for a few weeks
 
I just figured out something that's been bothering me a lot.

I see a lot of propaganda posts that look off somewhat. Here's a good example.

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The text is just...wrong. The size is wrong, the line width is wrong, and I think even the font is wrong. I saw this and immediately assumed it was fake. But it's not. Then I realized: the reason it looks off is because the boomers screenshotting them have accessibility settings on. We're looking at a phone through the eyes of a blind greyhair who has their text size set to 5000%.

Between this and the No More Kings Before Nap Time protests, things make a lot of sense.
 
Megaton Punch said:
I just figured out something that's been bothering me a lot.

I see a lot of propaganda posts that look off somewhat. Here's a good example.

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The text is just...wrong. The size is wrong, the line width is wrong, and I think even the font is wrong. I saw this and immediately assumed it was fake. But it's not. Then I realized: the reason it looks off is because the boomers screenshotting them have accessibility settings on. We're looking at a phone through the eyes of a blind greyhair who has their text size set to 5000%.

Between this and the No More Kings Before Nap Time protests, things make a lot of sense.
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You know it's bad when they need to make up tweets just to mock him for. This reminds me of the constant barrage of "I voted for Trump and I regret it" fakes that they keep circling around. r/leopardsatemyface really, really wants there to exist a MAGA that's having second thoughts.
 
If you ever wanna laugh, just go on any of the degenerate like BDSM Subs. It's literally just people talking about how they want to fuck them in the ass. Seriously, you ever want to have? A good chuckle laugh. At revenues complete sexual dysfunction.
 
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closeted "ally" got a tattoo that's gayer than AIDS and instead of ass pats just gets called out for being a performative virtue signaling retard. / archive / comment history archive

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Imagine getting a giant chest tattoo for reddit updoots and the comments are all just the people you tried to white knight for calling you performative and cringe while downdooting you.

Reminds me of a post I saw a while back in r/Helldivers where a guy got the Helldivers logo (a skull) tattoo'd on his fatass hand.
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ALL of the comments were just making fun of him. Literally 100% of them, and there were quite a few. Either telling him how retarded hand tattoos are, how wobbly the linework was, how fat his hand was, how dumb it is to get a tattoo from a barely-one-year-old videogame (that was already going through a rough patch), etc.

There were even people pulling out the terminally online retard classic"Errrrrrrrrrrrm If I saw someone with a skull tattoo I'd assume they're a neo-nazi so this is a big yikesky wikesky from me". (They actually said this unironically)

The poor dumbass deleted the post and his account in less than a day. Hundreds of comments and barely 15 upvotes by the end.

Moral of the story; don't get spur-of-the-moment tattoos and absolutely do not get them for reddit attention. They are subumans and you're more likely than not just going to get roasted.
 
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