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This omega cringe is apparently the #1 post on reddit today.
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I'd agree that's for the best, but I'd feel bad for the coroner who'd have to look at that.
"man, now i really hope that hot dog cart is outside tonight" /hollywoodscriptwriter
A TRUE and HONEST reminder that these are completely healthy, normal, and rational people, just like you and me.
"lol what it the crazy asshole frog from smiling friends was the douchebag shooting people" OMG how rude. You're on the internet, pussy. What kind of jokes were you making on september 12, 2001? The same jokes the rest of us were. Settle down.
they would surely be appalled upon being aware of beyond the pale disgusting shit like this, as anyone with any kind of soul or humanity in them would feel the same.
You sound like a minnesotan salafist complaining that his masjid got shot up.
 
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But they're such good people, you guys! Such good, kind, caring, empathetic people who totally wouldn't adopt similar beliefs from the very side they hate once the right buttons are pressed.
They're wonderful, empathetic people for sure. So long as you don't disagree with them about anything, ever, then they'll shoot you in front of your family.
 
I think i found the most horrifying non-political thing on reddit that i've ever seen. I stumbled upon this from rdrama so I dont have a link to the original post

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NSFW WARNING -extreme cock and ball... I dont even fucking know what the fuck this is.


No shit bro, no women is gonna find that appealing.
What the actual fuck am i looking at?
Im genuinely befuddled at what im seeing.
Ive seen those shock images of BME dicks before, where theyve been split in the middle and THEN "stiched" back together with double prince alberts ladder rings, and one split in 4 pieces.
But jesus fucking christ what the fuck is that, did nurgle get into dick and ball torture?
Its just not that, but he asks if hes fucked his body beyond a relationship...
L fucking MAO
 
They're wonderful, empathetic people for sure. So long as you don't disagree with them about anything, ever, then they'll shoot you in front of your family.
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Their hate on venezuelans reminds me of this picture. You're welcome and special, but only if you lick the same boot I lick and be as miserable as I am.
 
Did someone sponsor that post or somthing?
I honestly think a lot of people were expecting typical Am Hole but opened it up and got a lot worse.

I found it odd that reddit changed its sign-up protocol to suggest a specifically formatted name structure as default a few years back. Suddenly everyone was Curious-Botanist-474 and blended together. This was around the time LLM's became widely available and could pass as a human.
While I agree it's a majority of bots (hasn't it been proven?)

I think everyone becoming a random word-random word-random number username is because people who use Reddit tend to have to make multiple accounts.

It's so easy to get your account fully suspended, even if you are posting earnestly and not trolling due to the hypersensitive power mods. (Look at what happened recently with R/Art, there are definitely ways these power mods can and do fully shut your account down if they think you deserve it.)

So if you're on your third account, you kinda just don't give a shit anymore because eventually your account will get deleted again and you'll have to make another one.
 
The point I'm making is that the reddit workflow now suggests those names for you. It results in an influx of forgettable, generic names that require zero personality or human thought into the creation. I am suggesting that this was a purposeful strategy because they were planning to introduce tons of bots to the platform as "real" accounts. Creating a bot army of probably tens of thousands of accounts is easier when a naming convention like that is already standardized.

Imagine coming up with a SN that's a reference to something that exists. If I create a bot called TwixEatr, it has to at least know about Twix and have normal, expected stances on that. Remember, bots aren't useful if they're obviously bots. My profile page here has multiple people leaving comments involving Twix, some asking about different kinds, sharing memes, etc. My avatar is a tree full of Twix. So that persona would need instructions like: "Your name references this specific candy bar. If people ask you about it, you like Twix, but don't overdo it. Just act natural like a human who is fond of this candy bar." While not impossible to navigate, it's an added layer to code into a bot. It quickly adds up.

On normal, non-KF platforms, people share real details about themselves. SNs would be references to their pets, children, favorite movies and books, real names, hobbies, etc. Each of these requires extra compute to create unique personas the bot would need to understand because SN's are supposed to reveal something about the person. Just curious, but is ExplodedWhale a reference to that beached whale they dynamited the hell out of way back? A bot would need to know that.

Anyway, when everybody has the same SN, including some obviously real humans, accounts are less memorable and blend in easier. "It's just whatever name they gave me. It means nothing." And you also don't remember specific people or accounts you can go back and find or perhaps vet. It's not that plumber guy Steve something from Chicago whose profile looked credible to you. It's "people on reddit seem to think xyz," because it's not specific personalities, but faceless accounts spreading leftoid nonsense. It's all of reddit in a coordinated effort as the platform becomes a true hivemind.

At least that's how I see it.
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But perhaps reddit naturally said, "What would be great for natural human interactions is to make everybody less individualistic." Even if they aren't facilitating bot persuasion, the policy invites it from whoever else. They can obviously ascertain that. Platforms this big are definitely taking full advantage of their true power–influencing public opinion–especially with Chinese investors.
 
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It's easier to keep a bot / sock blended in when you're one of many random generated names. You notice unique looking usernames because they stand out.
 
all the downsides of anonymity (posts are easily drowned out in a sea of slop) but none of the upsides (freedom to speak your mind)
all of the downsides of an account system (reddit karma) but none of the upsides (recognition, personality, individuality)

great job reddit
 
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