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Help me Reddit! I don't like regular water and now the government is taking away my bubbly drink.

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I have a condition that causes me to produce more mucus in my throat, and because of that I found that carbonated drinks help dissolve it. Turns out, if I can't dissolve it, it makes a build up of mucus and effectively tries to hurt me. I have had to force myself to cough violently just to get it out. This is only hurting because I cannot have sparkling water. I hate the taste of normal water, so I went with sparkling water. Now I'm in constant pain, no way to stop it, and I worry I will choke on my mucus because of this. From a citizen in Indiana.

EDIT: Since a lot of you are saying "call [insert thing here]" I cannot. I have no job, I'm told I'll never be able to get one, my grandma who raised me controls every aspect of my life, and told me she's never gonna give me a phone.

UPDATE: I have originally made this post to point out frustrations I was not prepared for so many replies. I messaged a moderator to archive this post, I am not mentally equipped for this. I don't know anything, and the people calling my situation fake just because I'm not knowledgeable is seriously not okay. I have never been feeling like I have control of my own life, that's on me. But my mindset is an abusers making. I don't feel confident in myself so I depend on others all the time.
I checked out the dude who posted this cringe and according to his post history he's a troon, a brony, and a Deltarune fan.

That's a reddit bingo.
 
Dogwalker freaks out upon discovering a swastika ring while rifling through the dog owner's belongings. First they post to r/whatisit asking for help identifying the item's provenance:

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They then post to r/rover asking the other petsitters how to handle (archive):

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In a surprising twist, half the dogwalkers on Rover do not back up OP's histrionics.

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Clearly there are still plenty of average Redditors in the replies. What kind of Nazi hires a Jew to dogsit??

Get ready for the funniest post in the thread. Here it comes:

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Then we find out OP IS A TRANNY. I'll be honest, didn't see that coming!

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What do we think, Kiwi bros? Would you feel safe dogsitting for a big scary Nazi who gets swastika rings off Temu? Would you report them to the Rover corpos who make 30% + fees off every dogsit regardless of the dog's owner's views?
 
I hate to blame the victim but I feel like a guy with a replica SS ring is probably a chud and should have expected Lilith Moldgina the reddit troon to be a creepy weirdo that was going to go looking through his underwear drawer when he hired xir and should have known better.
 
When they first made the change that you could hide your post history, some redditors were so mad about not being able to use your old comments against you in arguments that they used to reply with "XYZ hides his post history" as if that was some kind of instant "fuck you"

Gradually those people seem to have disappeared because it turns out no one likes having their accounts stalked.
 
What do we think, Kiwi bros? Would you feel safe dogsitting for a big scary Nazi who gets swastika rings off Temu? Would you report them to the Rover corpos who make 30% + fees off every dogsit regardless of the dog's owner's views?
This is in the same vein as the dumbass ubereats driver that freaked out over a man having his pants down in the privacy of his own home. Don't dig into people's shit or presume things.

Its a Tranny though so its opinion is automatically trash.
 
This is in the same vein as the dumbass ubereats driver that freaked out over a man having his pants down in the privacy of his own home. Don't dig into people's shit or presume things.

Its a Tranny though so its opinion is automatically trash.
Just wanna say it was DoorDash lol, and I know because I autistically followed that event for a while.
 
When they first made the change that you could hide your post history, some redditors were so mad about not being able to use your old comments against you in arguments that they used to reply with "XYZ hides his post history" as if that was some kind of instant "fuck you"

Gradually those people seem to have disappeared because it turns out no one likes having their accounts stalked.
You can still dig through post history with google and pushpull if you know what you are doing

Any oldhead on here can dig through reddit if you have the time
 
When they first made the change that you could hide your post history, some redditors were so mad about not being able to use your old comments against you in arguments that they used to reply with "XYZ hides his post history" as if that was some kind of instant "fuck you"

Gradually those people seem to have disappeared because it turns out no one likes having their accounts stalked.

The jeets working at reddit are so incompetent that even the comment hiding did absolutely nothing. You could actually go to a person's profile who had their comments hidden, enter an empty search in their profile, and have everything come up. It was like this for... at least a year. Only recently was this "fixed"
 
I’m imagining a stereotypical AGP letting a pack of German Shepards named Adolf, Thor, Gunther etc. out back where there’s a big burning cross and only realizing something is wrong when there’s a ring on the microwave.
 
I’m imagining a stereotypical AGP letting a pack of German Shepards named Adolf, Thor, Gunther etc. out back where there’s a big burning cross and only realizing something is wrong when there’s a ring on the microwave.
He told the tranny he was really into WWII history. The tranny didn't think to ask which side he was into.
 
Dogwalker freaks out upon discovering a swastika ring while rifling through the dog owner's belongings. First they post to r/whatisit asking for help identifying the item's provenance:

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They then post to r/rover asking the other petsitters how to handle (archive):

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In a surprising twist, half the dogwalkers on Rover do not back up OP's histrionics.

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Clearly there are still plenty of average Redditors in the replies. What kind of Nazi hires a Jew to dogsit??

Get ready for the funniest post in the thread. Here it comes:

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Then we find out OP IS A TRANNY. I'll be honest, didn't see that coming!

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What do we think, Kiwi bros? Would you feel safe dogsitting for a big scary Nazi who gets swastika rings off Temu? Would you report them to the Rover corpos who make 30% + fees off every dogsit regardless of the dog's owner's views?
Considering reddit troons are all fucked in the head and susceptible to acting brashly and without thought, I was shocked to see the troon didn't outright steal or try to destroy the ring in some sort of retarded attempt to "fight back against hate". That must have taken an extreme amount of will to ignore such an updoot goldmine.
 
This is in the same vein as the dumbass ubereats driver that freaked out over a man having his pants down in the privacy of his own home. Don't dig into people's shit or presume things.
Just wanna say it was DoorDash lol, and I know because I autistically followed that event for a while.
The event has its own thread, which has constant updates on the ongoing legal case:
 
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